This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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Don't you mean the first?
Keep those legs shut.
The last part about masturbation makes me think of that American Dad episode where he says it makes God cry and then becomes addicted to it with the cream.
Stop eating the paste!
HAHA WAIT I THOUGHT THAT TOO\n...and then came sex ed
What? You can't? I gotta tell the other guys..
What are you fourteen? Who the hell are raising these kids these days Satan loving liberal socialist?
What the hell are you talking about? You know what group is generally against masturbation? CHRISTIANS and the RELIGIOUS. Not 'liberal socialists', whatever that is supposed to mean. Liberals tell their children all about sex rather than lying about it. :/
ah way to generalize. I'm a Catholic and my parents were always very open about sex. A "liberal socialist" could be just as closed up about sex to their children as a devout Catholic. It more depends on how comfortable they are talking about it with their kids.
Orrrr maybe she's of appropriate age to be sexually active, has been safe until now, but just had an "uh-oh" moment with her boyfriend? Just another scenario to consider.
Dude. This text is NOT funny! There was a girl in my hometown that was 13 and she had a baby! She was in 8th grade! And best of all, she goes to a Catholic school!
Hey, Shetalkstoangels. \nShut the fuck up? \nShe was either a slut, or raped. \nSlut=her fault.\nRaped=it's called the morning after pill.\nPardon my harshness, but for whatever reason, you REALLY piss me off.
Put a corset piercing on that kitty, sew her shut for good