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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts

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Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat

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I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.

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The apple don't fall far from that tree.

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The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.

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Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?

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