I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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If these guys are actually as awesome as you say they'll more then make up for it with their toungues.
200 pounds of dynamite with a quarter inch fuse!
I doubt God's testing you. He's probably just punishing you because you're a whore and he doesn't like you.
job's family and land was wiped out on a bet with the devil to test his faith..you get tiny cock and good guys...hey dumbass teach him to use his tongue and fingers if the dick ain't cutting it and stop bitching and throwing away the last 5 good guys left
Five inches and proud!!!
Dear Lord, I know only the Whores of babalon care about size. That said I'd like an extra medium for my fornication please. A girl's got needs.
Here's the thing; most gals don't have orgasms from penetration alone. So make him work his fingers or a vibrator while moving that lil' thing. Hell, even if he is big make him work your business. You'll thank me, I promise.
Umm, my friend is small and has the most amazing fingers ever.....
Be patient, young grasshopper. The penis gods will bless you soon enough.
I've been with guys with large penises who have sucked and I've been with guys with average and below average (read: small) penises who were amazing in bed. I maintain that its not about size, but rather skill. last guy I was with was four maybeee five inches. sex was good, no complaints. but oral? he was a fcking God!
Guys need to stop saying for guys to learn to use their tongue and fingers better. Good fucking is better than any foreplay.
All right, then; what SHOULD we be doing? Leaving the gene pool? Fuck off.
There is no medically accepted "cure" for a small penis, meaning the serious risks outweigh the half an inch of benefit that you would get. If my girlfriend can't have good sex without a big penis, I'll buy a damn vibrating strap-on, hollow it out with a drill press, and use it as a condom.
You can't BE awesome with a small dick!