Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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The only Ben that I know is nine... But he's a little Ginger prick!!!
my name is Ben...I am not a prick...I have proof
My most recent ex is a Ben and he is totally a prick. My very first boyfriend was a Ben too and now he dates boys. You think I would have learnt?
All bens are douchebags. I agree with the tiny dick statements, too!
Fuck yes!!!!!!! Finally
It is true. There's a reason the song is "No Sex for Ben." When I was dating Ben I hated that song. But no that I broke up with him I have a new appreciation for the song.
Crazy talk! I love Jasons.
Anyone in Atlanta is awful.
Sorry. I'm unfortunately here.
only guys named ben have given me trouble. fugly assholes. this text is a win for sure.
This is from elizabethtown!
Dude I am absolutely positive I know the bens in question. Only one is an asshole, but he is such a cunt that he makes up for all the nice bens in the world.
I have problems with guys named Andrew.
I kinda laughed at this, but bummed out as well.
I think 8:57 and I are in the same boat
All Jasons are pricks, its true.
Every Jason I've known is a shithead.
Ben Dover is the stupidest of al the Bens. And he has a bad case of Smallcockitis.
OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
TOTALLY agree! always thought this.very insightful
No. Fuck the Anthony's.
Stupid cocksuckers with no backbone.
Amusing. But I know a few Ben's and one is not a prick, so I must disagree.
Totally agree.....Bens Suck!
I know two and one's definitely a prick...and the other one isn't...hmmmm
50/50 chance of them being pricks?
Preach it! Fuck Bens and not in the good way.
All women are bitches.
As someone who was fucked over by a Ben, I whole heartedly agree with this text.
Completely and utterly agree. Especially ones that live in the Lehigh Valley.
I know a Ben and I know a Jason....
fuck 'em both.
..no, literally, I fucked both of them.
I like Bens. Kyle's are the bad ones.
Hey, Im a Ben and Im a nice guy! so fuck you! hahaha
This is from knocked up
" blah blah blah - bens a prick"
bens are pricks...agreeeeeed!
Not Ben G in Houston!
boys named shawn are trouble.
My ex boyfriends names is ben. He's andan ex for a reason
Hell yeah 6:40. Finally someone said it right. Bens ARE awesome.
i agree, nates are fucking awesome!
6:07 #1 i love you(:
this post weirds me out. ex is a ben and current bf is a jason...haha.
My best friend and I both have two seperate ex bens. We hate both of them.
Bens are dumbsies :)
hey do i suck so bad
fuck yes! my name's Nate and I love all the positive support hear
tell 'em on ijustwanttotellyoyu.c0m
sorry 10:15- but most ben's are asses... and they give good guys a bad name
Nates and nathans are usually fine fellows!
i just like the way the response is worded lol
Everyone who lost their v-card to a "Ben" is allowed to push "Good Night" -- One for me!
Haha my most recent ex is a Ben... sooo fucking true.
Jasons are still number one. Bens are okayyy I guess, and don't getn me started on James' and johns. I can't even.... Fucking assholes. I've never met a Nate so I can't really say but not gunna lie they sounds like they'd blow .
I heard Nate's are prettttyyy coool....yep
bens are nice. it's matts you have to watch out for.
Totally agreed... my ex is a Ben as well... TOTAL prick!
I am 99% sure that it was in fact me who sent this text. I have not changed my mind.
LMAO, I totes agree 110%.
Nooo all John's are bloodfarts, never met a halfway decent one.
Jasons are definitley hot AND sweet AND smart.
640 just proved everyone's argument that Bens are D-bags correct.
not the ones with the first name mercedes
this statement is so obscenely correct, and applies greatly to my life. great choice!
whoever mentioned nates, they really are the nicest guys ever!
kyles are AWFUL. and kiels.
and every karen is a bag of douche.
Never met a ben that wasn't.
I agree with 10:35
Even the Bens in Canada are pricks. And premature ejaculators.
All bens, big pricks. Truer words have never been said!
All guys named Bill as well.
You should specify that Benjamins are pricks.
Surely you couldn't mean Benuels that go by Ben as they are easily the kindest human beings in the history of the human race.
"6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too."
how about we jsut fuck and then worry about the whole marriage thing later?"
lets doo itt(;
All Bens definitely suck ... In ATX, at least...
"blah blah blah, ben's a prick." the movie knocked up... duh!!!
I'm a ben and I don't think I'm a prick but all the bens I have met are pricks so maybe I am a prick. Sorry about being a prick : (
I didn't know I was a prick. :-(
6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too.
My name is Adam... so if you're tired of the douchebags...
Ha ha, that's the name I use for my one night stands with bar trash. Fantastic.
Why is that I can say "fuck" but not I love h-town Ben?
i dont know any Bens ------> Bens suck
This poses a a serious threat to Bens around the world. We, the Bens, must unite under one banner and crush this anti-Ben movement.
We are Benjamin: Son of the Right Hand! Blood and Honor!
12:37 - This is not from Elizabethtown. It is from Knocked Up.
"6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too."
I like Matts and Ryans.
What's with all the Ben hate? You people who say Bens are pricks should just get over yourselves. Just because Bens are super hot and won't sleep with you (thats for all the fugly girls saying they're douches) or steal girls from you because they're hotter (that's for the douche insecure guys) doesn't mean there is something wrong with Bens, just means there is something wrong with you idoits.
Bens are awesome!!
My boyfriend is named Ben and I adore him to death but I can admit he's a douche. It's the name.
6:07... nice dane cook reference, good job
This is bullshit and slander.
i agree!! all bens a huge pricks, and cant ever figure out what they want!
the ones in this area are assholes!
' knocked up ' ben was also a prick.
Some are and some aren't. Just like all names.
the problem with bens is their lack of last name...they have to accumulate "bald ben" "football ben" "double douche ben" and "navy ben" in order to keep them straight...and that doesn't always fit in your phone...
Omg I want to marry a Jason. Haha there always the sweetest and hottest guys you will ever meet. Cudos to all jasons, your the best!
Aww my Ben's not a prick. :
Bretts are amazing. Bens should all just go live in a hole.
Tylers. Alllll tylers are douches.
I can testify that they're even jerks here in Australia. All of them.
all the jasons i've known have been decent
James's, however, suck butthole even more than bens
I don't know any Bens myself. But just based on names and not the people themselves, I'd say Todds, Trevors, Bradleys, Joshuas, and bretts are the biggest douches out there. Correct me if I've missed any. Oh, and also Lloyds and Dwights.
100% agreed bens are assholes and have tiny dicks
Bens, Jasons, Pauls and Bretts all fail at life. twice.
legit... never seen a truer text.
my boyfriend/ex/boyfriend is ben
def the biggest asshole douche ever.
couldn't agree more 6:09. But don't walk. Run.
Sorry ben, I'm sure your nice but I'm gunna have to agree with the Jason lovers. Jasons own.
Sooooo fucking true!
agreed I hate Ben's. and by hate I mean I'm in love with one but he's an asshole...
Ben from Montana sucks ass! He's a dumb prick.
Jasons fail. Except Jason Segel. Man's a cutie.
Sadie: They've been talking about you.
Ben: Really? What have they been saying?
Sadie: Not much. Just blah blah blah blah blah... Ben's a prick.
Ben: That sucks.
Sadie: What does 'prick' mean?
Ben: Penis...it means penis.
Knocked up FTW!
Ah, but he does it with such skill and enthusiasm, that it's all worth it.
Don't be Jason haters.
bens definitely suck.
Lets be best friends? Every guy I've ever had trouble with is named Ben, and I'm not talking one or two of them. Meet a Ben, walk away.
nothing more true has ever been said.
I've only met one ben who wasn't a total fuckface
is your name Nate, 9:12?
Ben Dover CANT be a serious or real name.
"6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too."
how about we jsut fuck and then worry about the whole marriage thing later?
Nate's and Nathans always seemed to be pretty chill, relaxed awesome people.
6:58: As someone who has been fucked over by at least 4 Ben's, I agree with this statement with everything I have.
Agreed 6:07, jasons are my life.
Nooooo phils, all phil named things with penises are evil!!! Beware the phil.
agreed. James suck.
I definitely agree.
I agree 1000% with this statement. I have yet to meet a decent Ben.
every guy named brett is a douchebag.
there's no denying it.
I take offense to this.
jason's are good... and ben's are pricks.
my ex's ex/boyfriend-again/ex/... you get the point... Ben... douche... Ben Douche... also massive toolbag.... gotta love how he puts his foot in his mouth so often though... psycho killer side not so much.
oh god, I hate bens. Im so glad this was said.
All jasons are hot, though usually dicks.
I agree. All the Bens I know have dicks, and are assholes to make up for it.
if i had a dollar for every guy named dave who earned the nickname "dbag dave" in my world...
But agreed. Bens are dicks.
not ALL of us. most yes, but not all.
8:47 is jealous and wishes he was born a Ben. Instead he's probably a Cletus or Gaylord.
Stillll think that all Tylers are douchebagss.... justtttt saying! :)
I'm related to a ben and I don't think he's ever been nice to me a day of my life! He's such a douche!!! Ughh. This is 100% truth. So accurate.
I've never met a good john either (although jonathans are awesome)
I love all the Bens I know, but I've never met a Paul who wasn't a fuckup.
bens suck... gotta love the nates
bens all iffy all Jasons are definitely pricks though
this is quoted directly out of Knocked Up
oh... sorry. What I meant to say is: yeah, nate's are pretty cool! :)
i think i caused this to be sent. Sweet!
my vote goes with the Jasons...assholes
Is anyone trippin' balls over how Hollywood so accurately ties into our everyday lives? It's like they know... everything.
Tylers really are assholes wtf
6:06...if by Brett you mean Brent, then i agree with you
this is officially the dumbest thread ever.
karen is a douchebag
ben my ex boyfriend.
7:21 .. kyles are the worst
Bens are total pricks, Haven't met one that I liked. Fuck them all!