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  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:20pm

    I have problems with guys named Andrew.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:45pm

    my name is Ben...I am not a prick...I have proof

  • 49 43
    Submitted by tuesdauXtaylor on May 29, 10 at 12:50am

    The only Ben that I know is nine... But he's a little Ginger prick!!!

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:58pm

    As someone who was fucked over by a Ben, I whole heartedly agree with this text.

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:29pm

    Fuck yes!!!!!!! Finally

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:00pm

    Totally agree.....Bens Suck!

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:51pm

    I know two and one's definitely a prick...and the other one isn't...hmmmm 50/50 chance of them being pricks?

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:36pm

    100% agreed bens are assholes and have tiny dicks

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:43pm

    only guys named ben have given me trouble. fugly assholes. this text is a win for sure.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Authoress on Jun 21, 10 at 9:06pm

    It is true. There's a reason the song is "No Sex for Ben." When I was dating Ben I hated that song. But no that I broke up with him I have a new appreciation for the song.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:50am

    All women are bitches.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:52pm

    Nates and nathans are usually fine fellows!

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:02pm

    TOTALLY agree! always thought this.very insightful

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:08am

    LMAO, I totes agree 110%.

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:31pm

    I know a Ben and I know a Jason.... fuck 'em both. ..no, literally, I fucked both of them.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:03pm

    tell 'em on ijustwanttotellyoyu.c0m

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:51pm

    Anyone in Atlanta is awful. Sorry. I'm unfortunately here.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:21pm

    sorry 10:15- but most ben's are asses... and they give good guys a bad name

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:35am

    No. Fuck the Anthony's. Stupid cocksuckers with no backbone. BLAAHHG&^HNJIGHFJKLHGEHK

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:45am

    Hell yeah 6:40. Finally someone said it right. Bens ARE awesome.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:07pm

    Crazy talk! I love Jasons.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:52am

    OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:38pm

    agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:17pm

    Totally agreed... my ex is a Ben as well... TOTAL prick!

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:08am

    My ex boyfriends names is ben. He's andan ex for a reason

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:54pm

    Dude I am absolutely positive I know the bens in question. Only one is an asshole, but he is such a cunt that he makes up for all the nice bens in the world.

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:37am

    This is from elizabethtown!

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:16pm

    6:07 #1 i love you(:

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:04pm

    I am 99% sure that it was in fact me who sent this text. I have not changed my mind.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:11pm

    bens are pricks...agreeeeeed!

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:21pm

    I like Bens. Kyle's are the bad ones.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:14pm

    boys named shawn are trouble.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:24pm

    nothing more true has ever been said.

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:34pm

    Amen.

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:06pm

    This is from knocked up " blah blah blah - bens a prick"

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:57am

    this post weirds me out. ex is a ben and current bf is a jason...haha.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:25pm

    kyles are AWFUL. and kiels. and every karen is a bag of douche.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:12pm

    I heard Nate's are prettttyyy coool....yep

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:52pm

    oh god, I hate bens. Im so glad this was said.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:18pm

    Not Ben G in Houston!

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:47am

    640 just proved everyone's argument that Bens are D-bags correct. Thanks.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:15pm

    couldn't agree more 6:09. But don't walk. Run.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:08pm

    All Bens definitely suck ... In ATX, at least...

  • 34 44
    Submitted by enaro9590 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:43am

    Preach it! Fuck Bens and not in the good way.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:21am

    whoever mentioned nates, they really are the nicest guys ever!

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:00am

    Ben Dover is the stupidest of al the Bens. And he has a bad case of Smallcockitis.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:00pm

    Jasons are definitley hot AND sweet AND smart.

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:51pm

    This poses a a serious threat to Bens around the world. We, the Bens, must unite under one banner and crush this anti-Ben movement. We are Benjamin: Son of the Right Hand! Blood and Honor!

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:52pm

    Bens, Jasons, Pauls and Bretts all fail at life. twice.

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:52pm

    My best friend and I both have two seperate ex bens. We hate both of them.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:07pm

    I kinda laughed at this, but bummed out as well. I think 8:57 and I are in the same boat

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:58pm

    Don't be Jason haters.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:40pm

    jason's are good... and ben's are pricks.

  • 58 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:58pm

    Ha ha, that's the name I use for my one night stands with bar trash. Fantastic.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:50pm

    Amusing. But I know a few Ben's and one is not a prick, so I must disagree.

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:20pm

    Some are and some aren't. Just like all names.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:11am

    Even the Bens in Canada are pricks. And premature ejaculators.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:03am

    bens are nice. it's matts you have to watch out for.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:31pm

    the problem with bens is their lack of last name...they have to accumulate "bald ben" "football ben" "double douche ben" and "navy ben" in order to keep them straight...and that doesn't always fit in your phone...

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:40am

    What's with all the Ben hate? You people who say Bens are pricks should just get over yourselves. Just because Bens are super hot and won't sleep with you (thats for all the fugly girls saying they're douches) or steal girls from you because they're hotter (that's for the douche insecure guys) doesn't mean there is something wrong with Bens, just means there is something wrong with you idoits. Bens are awesome!!

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:54pm

    Aww my Ben's not a prick. :

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:50pm

    6:07... nice dane cook reference, good job

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:32pm

    i just like the way the response is worded lol

  • 29 38
    Submitted by misskristen on Feb 24, 12 at 7:01am

    My most recent ex is a Ben and he is totally a prick. My very first boyfriend was a Ben too and now he dates boys. You think I would have learnt?

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:41pm

    Haha my most recent ex is a Ben... sooo fucking true.

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:54pm

    i agree, nates are fucking awesome!

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:40pm

    Completely and utterly agree. Especially ones that live in the Lehigh Valley.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 8:36am

    I agree with 10:35

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:29pm

    Hey, Im a Ben and Im a nice guy! so fuck you! hahaha

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:00pm

    I'm a ben and I don't think I'm a prick but all the bens I have met are pricks so maybe I am a prick. Sorry about being a prick : (

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:53pm

    this statement is so obscenely correct, and applies greatly to my life. great choice!

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:10pm

    I can testify that they're even jerks here in Australia. All of them.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:37pm

    Bens are dumbsies :)

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:27am

    hey do i suck so bad

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:57pm

    I didn't know I was a prick. :-(

  • 28 40
    Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 14, 10 at 2:37am

    Never met a ben that wasn't.

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:10am

    All bens are douchebags. I agree with the tiny dick statements, too!

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:40am

    I like Matts and Ryans.

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:28am

    "blah blah blah, ben's a prick." the movie knocked up... duh!!!

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:26pm

    bens suck... gotta love the nates

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:32pm

    not the ones with the first name mercedes

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:39pm

    Nooo all John's are bloodfarts, never met a halfway decent one.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:04pm

    All guys named Bill as well.

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:14am

    Ben Dover CANT be a serious or real name.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:16am

    i agree!! all bens a huge pricks, and cant ever figure out what they want!

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:07pm

    All Jasons are pricks, its true. Every Jason I've known is a shithead.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:06pm

    every guy named brett is a douchebag. there's no denying it.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:32pm

    Everyone who lost their v-card to a "Ben" is allowed to push "Good Night" -- One for me!

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:20am

    12:37 - This is not from Elizabethtown. It is from Knocked Up.

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:55pm

    fuck yes! my name's Nate and I love all the positive support hear

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:44pm

    "6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too." i do. lets marry?!?!?!

  • 49 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:51am

    8:47 is jealous and wishes he was born a Ben. Instead he's probably a Cletus or Gaylord.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:11am

    I agree. All the Bens I know have dicks, and are assholes to make up for it.

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:18am

    All bens, big pricks. Truer words have never been said!

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:17am

    all the jasons i've known have been decent James's, however, suck butthole even more than bens

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:43pm

    I've never met a good john either (although jonathans are awesome)

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:52pm

    Ben from Montana sucks ass! He's a dumb prick.

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:05am

    Jasons are still number one. Bens are okayyy I guess, and don't getn me started on James' and johns. I can't even.... Fucking assholes. I've never met a Nate so I can't really say but not gunna lie they sounds like they'd blow .

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:31pm

    i dont know any Bens ------> Bens suck

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:20pm

    6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too.

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:25am

    You should specify that Benjamins are pricks. Surely you couldn't mean Benuels that go by Ben as they are easily the kindest human beings in the history of the human race.

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:11pm

    Bretts are amazing. Bens should all just go live in a hole.

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:23pm

    ' knocked up ' ben was also a prick.

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:39pm

    bens definitely suck.

  • 27 44
    Submitted by cannabislecter on Sep 16, 10 at 9:14am

    My name is Adam... so if you're tired of the douchebags...

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:03am

    My boyfriend is named Ben and I adore him to death but I can admit he's a douche. It's the name.

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:50pm

    Nate's and Nathans always seemed to be pretty chill, relaxed awesome people.

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:48pm

    All jasons are hot, though usually dicks. Scientific fact.

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:34pm

    the ones in this area are assholes!

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:14pm

    Nooooo phils, all phil named things with penises are evil!!! Beware the phil.

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:09pm

    Lets be best friends? Every guy I've ever had trouble with is named Ben, and I'm not talking one or two of them. Meet a Ben, walk away.

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:55am

    Why is that I can say "fuck" but not I love h-town Ben?

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:02am

    Is anyone trippin' balls over how Hollywood so accurately ties into our everyday lives? It's like they know... everything.

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:32am

    12:17 agreed. James suck.

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:13am

    "6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too." "i do. lets marry?!?!?!" how about we jsut fuck and then worry about the whole marriage thing later?" lets doo itt(;

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:41pm

    Jasons fail. Except Jason Segel. Man's a cutie. Sadie: They've been talking about you. Ben: Really? What have they been saying? Sadie: Not much. Just blah blah blah blah blah... Ben's a prick. Ben: Really? Sadie: Yea. Ben: That sucks. Sadie: What does 'prick' mean? Ben: Penis...it means penis. Knocked up FTW!

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:16am

    6:58: As someone who has been fucked over by at least 4 Ben's, I agree with this statement with everything I have.

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:57pm

    I don't know any Bens myself. But just based on names and not the people themselves, I'd say Todds, Trevors, Bradleys, Joshuas, and bretts are the biggest douches out there. Correct me if I've missed any. Oh, and also Lloyds and Dwights.

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:14pm

    is your name Nate, 9:12?

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:32am

    my ex's ex/boyfriend-again/ex/... you get the point... Ben... douche... Ben Douche... also massive toolbag.... gotta love how he puts his foot in his mouth so often though... psycho killer side not so much.

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:25am

    "6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too." "i do. lets marry?!?!?!" how about we jsut fuck and then worry about the whole marriage thing later?

  • 25 46
    Submitted by xxsamiii on Jul 4, 11 at 5:51pm

    Sooooo fucking true!

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:15pm

    Agreed 6:07, jasons are my life.

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:44am

    I'm related to a ben and I don't think he's ever been nice to me a day of my life! He's such a douche!!! Ughh. This is 100% truth. So accurate.

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:29am

    I definitely agree.

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:10pm

    agreed I hate Ben's. and by hate I mean I'm in love with one but he's an asshole...

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:37pm

    Sorry ben, I'm sure your nice but I'm gunna have to agree with the Jason lovers. Jasons own.

  • 42 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:05am

    i think i caused this to be sent. Sweet!

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:16pm

    oh... sorry. What I meant to say is: yeah, nate's are pretty cool! :)

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:52pm

    bens all iffy all Jasons are definitely pricks though

  • 42 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:34pm

    not ALL of us. most yes, but not all.

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:08pm

    Libelous trash -Ben

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:25pm

    Stillll think that all Tylers are douchebagss.... justtttt saying! :)

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:22pm

    Tylers. Alllll tylers are douches.

  • 36 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:17pm

    I take offense to this.

  • 34 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:25pm

    Omg I want to marry a Jason. Haha there always the sweetest and hottest guys you will ever meet. Cudos to all jasons, your the best!

  • 40 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:16pm

    404! Woot. But agreed. Bens are dicks.

  • 34 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:25pm

    I agree 1000% with this statement. I have yet to meet a decent Ben.

  • 32 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:16pm

    if i had a dollar for every guy named dave who earned the nickname "dbag dave" in my world...

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:09am

    i agree! ben my ex boyfriend.

  • 38 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:55am

    this is quoted directly out of Knocked Up

  • 35 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:41pm

    Ah, but he does it with such skill and enthusiasm, that it's all worth it.

  • 32 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:07pm

    karen is a douchebag

  • 17 46
    Submitted by mazerati on Jul 28, 11 at 1:41am

    I love all the Bens I know, but I've never met a Paul who wasn't a fuckup.

  • 34 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:18pm

    Tylers really are assholes wtf

  • 41 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:04pm

    my vote goes with the Jasons...assholes

  • 32 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:39pm

    legit... never seen a truer text. my boyfriend/ex/boyfriend is ben def the biggest asshole douche ever.

  • 36 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:15pm

    This is bullshit and slander. -Ben

  • 31 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:07pm

    7:21 .. kyles are the worst

  • 27 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:06pm

    6:06...if by Brett you mean Brent, then i agree with you - Brent

  • 37 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:33pm

    I've only met one ben who wasn't a total fuckface

  • 39 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:34pm

    this is officially the dumbest thread ever.

  • 26 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:07pm

    Bens are total pricks, Haven't met one that I liked. Fuck them all!