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  • The only Ben that I know is nine... But he's a little Ginger prick!!!

    Submitted by tuesdauXtaylor on May 29, 10 at 12:50am
  • my name is Ben...I am not a prick...I have proof

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:45pm
  • My most recent ex is a Ben and he is totally a prick. My very first boyfriend was a Ben too and now he dates boys. You think I would have learnt?

    Submitted by misskristen on Feb 24, 12 at 7:01am
  • It is true. There's a reason the song is "No Sex for Ben." When I was dating Ben I hated that song. But no that I broke up with him I have a new appreciation for the song.

    Submitted by Authoress on Jun 21, 10 at 9:06pm
  • I have problems with guys named Andrew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:20pm
  • All bens are douchebags. I agree with the tiny dick statements, too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:10am
  • Anyone in Atlanta is awful. Sorry. I'm unfortunately here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:51pm
  • Fuck yes!!!!!!! Finally

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:29pm
  • I like Bens. Kyle's are the bad ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:21pm
  • This is from knocked up " blah blah blah - bens a prick"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:06pm
  • No. Fuck the Anthony's. Stupid cocksuckers with no backbone. BLAAHHG&^HNJIGHFJKLHGEHK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:35am
  • Ben Dover is the stupidest of al the Bens. And he has a bad case of Smallcockitis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:00am
  • only guys named ben have given me trouble. fugly assholes. this text is a win for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Amen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:34pm
  • Dude I am absolutely positive I know the bens in question. Only one is an asshole, but he is such a cunt that he makes up for all the nice bens in the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:54pm
  • TOTALLY agree! always thought this.very insightful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Not Ben G in Houston!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:18pm
  • All Jasons are pricks, its true. Every Jason I've known is a shithead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:07pm
  • As someone who was fucked over by a Ben, I whole heartedly agree with this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Completely and utterly agree. Especially ones that live in the Lehigh Valley.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Totally agree.....Bens Suck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:00pm
  • hey do i suck so bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:27am
  • I know two and one's definitely a prick...and the other one isn't...hmmmm 50/50 chance of them being pricks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:51pm
  • I kinda laughed at this, but bummed out as well. I think 8:57 and I are in the same boat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Crazy talk! I love Jasons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:07pm
  • I heard Nate's are prettttyyy coool....yep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:12pm
  • 6:07 #1 i love you(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:16pm
  • Amusing. But I know a few Ben's and one is not a prick, so I must disagree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:50pm
  • boys named shawn are trouble.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:14pm
  • sorry 10:15- but most ben's are asses... and they give good guys a bad name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:21pm
  • tell 'em on ijustwanttotellyoyu.c0m

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:03pm
  • I agree with 10:35

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 8:36am
  • I know a Ben and I know a Jason.... fuck 'em both. ..no, literally, I fucked both of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:31pm
  • OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:52am
  • This is from elizabethtown!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:37am
  • bens are pricks...agreeeeeed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:11pm
  • agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:38pm
  • Hey, Im a Ben and Im a nice guy! so fuck you! hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Totally agreed... my ex is a Ben as well... TOTAL prick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:17pm
  • "blah blah blah, ben's a prick." the movie knocked up... duh!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:28am
  • Bens are dumbsies :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:37pm
  • Nooo all John's are bloodfarts, never met a halfway decent one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:39pm
  • I am 99% sure that it was in fact me who sent this text. I have not changed my mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:04pm
  • whoever mentioned nates, they really are the nicest guys ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:21am
  • Nates and nathans are usually fine fellows!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Never met a ben that wasn't.

    Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 14, 10 at 2:37am
  • This poses a a serious threat to Bens around the world. We, the Bens, must unite under one banner and crush this anti-Ben movement. We are Benjamin: Son of the Right Hand! Blood and Honor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:51pm
  • fuck yes! my name's Nate and I love all the positive support hear

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:55pm
  • Hell yeah 6:40. Finally someone said it right. Bens ARE awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:45am
  • LMAO, I totes agree 110%.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:08am
  • I'm a ben and I don't think I'm a prick but all the bens I have met are pricks so maybe I am a prick. Sorry about being a prick : (

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Jasons are definitley hot AND sweet AND smart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Haha my most recent ex is a Ben... sooo fucking true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:41pm
  • You should specify that Benjamins are pricks. Surely you couldn't mean Benuels that go by Ben as they are easily the kindest human beings in the history of the human race.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:25am
  • My best friend and I both have two seperate ex bens. We hate both of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Everyone who lost their v-card to a "Ben" is allowed to push "Good Night" -- One for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:32pm
  • All women are bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:50am
  • kyles are AWFUL. and kiels. and every karen is a bag of douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:25pm
  • Preach it! Fuck Bens and not in the good way.

    Submitted by enaro9590 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:43am
  • bens are nice. it's matts you have to watch out for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:03am
  • My ex boyfriends names is ben. He's andan ex for a reason

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:08am
  • All Bens definitely suck ... In ATX, at least...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:08pm
  • 6:07... nice dane cook reference, good job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:50pm
  • ' knocked up ' ben was also a prick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:23pm
  • All guys named Bill as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:04pm
  • All bens, big pricks. Truer words have never been said!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:18am
  • i agree, nates are fucking awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:54pm
  • 640 just proved everyone's argument that Bens are D-bags correct. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:47am
  • this statement is so obscenely correct, and applies greatly to my life. great choice!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:53pm
  • Jasons are still number one. Bens are okayyy I guess, and don't getn me started on James' and johns. I can't even.... Fucking assholes. I've never met a Nate so I can't really say but not gunna lie they sounds like they'd blow .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:05am
  • What's with all the Ben hate? You people who say Bens are pricks should just get over yourselves. Just because Bens are super hot and won't sleep with you (thats for all the fugly girls saying they're douches) or steal girls from you because they're hotter (that's for the douche insecure guys) doesn't mean there is something wrong with Bens, just means there is something wrong with you idoits. Bens are awesome!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:40am
  • not the ones with the first name mercedes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:32pm
  • i just like the way the response is worded lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:32pm
  • "6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too." "i do. lets marry?!?!?!" how about we jsut fuck and then worry about the whole marriage thing later?" lets doo itt(;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:13am
  • Sooooo fucking true!

    Submitted by xxsamiii on Jul 4, 11 at 5:51pm
  • this post weirds me out. ex is a ben and current bf is a jason...haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:57am
  • I like Matts and Ryans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:40am
  • the ones in this area are assholes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:34pm
  • My name is Adam... so if you're tired of the douchebags...

    Submitted by cannabislecter on Sep 16, 10 at 9:14am
  • Ha ha, that's the name I use for my one night stands with bar trash. Fantastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:58pm
  • 6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:20pm
  • This is bullshit and slander. -Ben

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:15pm
  • the problem with bens is their lack of last name...they have to accumulate "bald ben" "football ben" "double douche ben" and "navy ben" in order to keep them straight...and that doesn't always fit in your phone...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:31pm
  • Why is that I can say "fuck" but not I love h-town Ben?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:55am
  • I didn't know I was a prick. :-(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Bens, Jasons, Pauls and Bretts all fail at life. twice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:52pm
  • i agree!! all bens a huge pricks, and cant ever figure out what they want!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:16am
  • My boyfriend is named Ben and I adore him to death but I can admit he's a douche. It's the name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:03am
  • Bretts are amazing. Bens should all just go live in a hole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:11pm
  • "6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too." i do. lets marry?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Even the Bens in Canada are pricks. And premature ejaculators.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:11am
  • my ex's ex/boyfriend-again/ex/... you get the point... Ben... douche... Ben Douche... also massive toolbag.... gotta love how he puts his foot in his mouth so often though... psycho killer side not so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:32am
  • Aww my Ben's not a prick. :

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Sorry ben, I'm sure your nice but I'm gunna have to agree with the Jason lovers. Jasons own.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:37pm
  • Nooooo phils, all phil named things with penises are evil!!! Beware the phil.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:14pm
  • I can testify that they're even jerks here in Australia. All of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:10pm
  • all the jasons i've known have been decent James's, however, suck butthole even more than bens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:17am
  • Tylers. Alllll tylers are douches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:22pm
  • bens definitely suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:39pm
  • Nate's and Nathans always seemed to be pretty chill, relaxed awesome people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:50pm
  • I've only met one ben who wasn't a total fuckface

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Ah, but he does it with such skill and enthusiasm, that it's all worth it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:41pm
  • 12:17 agreed. James suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:32am
  • 12:37 - This is not from Elizabethtown. It is from Knocked Up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:20am
  • if i had a dollar for every guy named dave who earned the nickname "dbag dave" in my world...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:16pm
  • agreed I hate Ben's. and by hate I mean I'm in love with one but he's an asshole...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Ben from Montana sucks ass! He's a dumb prick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:52pm
  • legit... never seen a truer text. my boyfriend/ex/boyfriend is ben def the biggest asshole douche ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:39pm
  • All jasons are hot, though usually dicks. Scientific fact.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Lets be best friends? Every guy I've ever had trouble with is named Ben, and I'm not talking one or two of them. Meet a Ben, walk away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:09pm
  • 100% agreed bens are assholes and have tiny dicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:36pm
  • Agreed 6:07, jasons are my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:15pm
  • "6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too." "i do. lets marry?!?!?!" how about we jsut fuck and then worry about the whole marriage thing later?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:25am
  • 6:58: As someone who has been fucked over by at least 4 Ben's, I agree with this statement with everything I have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:16am
  • i dont know any Bens ------> Bens suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Don't be Jason haters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:58pm
  • Some are and some aren't. Just like all names.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:20pm
  • I take offense to this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:17pm
  • jason's are good... and ben's are pricks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:40pm
  • nothing more true has ever been said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:24pm
  • 404! Woot. But agreed. Bens are dicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:16pm
  • I definitely agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:29am
  • I've never met a good john either (although jonathans are awesome)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:43pm
  • oh god, I hate bens. Im so glad this was said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:52pm
  • Omg I want to marry a Jason. Haha there always the sweetest and hottest guys you will ever meet. Cudos to all jasons, your the best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:25pm
  • I'm related to a ben and I don't think he's ever been nice to me a day of my life! He's such a douche!!! Ughh. This is 100% truth. So accurate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:44am
  • I don't know any Bens myself. But just based on names and not the people themselves, I'd say Todds, Trevors, Bradleys, Joshuas, and bretts are the biggest douches out there. Correct me if I've missed any. Oh, and also Lloyds and Dwights.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:57pm
  • I agree 1000% with this statement. I have yet to meet a decent Ben.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:25pm
  • Jasons fail. Except Jason Segel. Man's a cutie. Sadie: They've been talking about you. Ben: Really? What have they been saying? Sadie: Not much. Just blah blah blah blah blah... Ben's a prick. Ben: Really? Sadie: Yea. Ben: That sucks. Sadie: What does 'prick' mean? Ben: Penis...it means penis. Knocked up FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:41pm
  • bens all iffy all Jasons are definitely pricks though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Ben Dover CANT be a serious or real name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:14am
  • is your name Nate, 9:12?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:14pm
  • every guy named brett is a douchebag. there's no denying it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:06pm
  • Libelous trash -Ben

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:08pm
  • I love all the Bens I know, but I've never met a Paul who wasn't a fuckup.

    Submitted by mazerati on Jul 28, 11 at 1:41am
  • i think i caused this to be sent. Sweet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:05am
  • I agree. All the Bens I know have dicks, and are assholes to make up for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:11am
  • this is quoted directly out of Knocked Up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:55am
  • bens suck... gotta love the nates

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Stillll think that all Tylers are douchebagss.... justtttt saying! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:25pm
  • my vote goes with the Jasons...assholes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:04pm
  • couldn't agree more 6:09. But don't walk. Run.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:15pm
  • i agree! ben my ex boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:09am
  • not ALL of us. most yes, but not all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Tylers really are assholes wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:18pm
  • karen is a douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Is anyone trippin' balls over how Hollywood so accurately ties into our everyday lives? It's like they know... everything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:02am
  • this is officially the dumbest thread ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:34pm
  • 8:47 is jealous and wishes he was born a Ben. Instead he's probably a Cletus or Gaylord.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:51am
  • Bens are total pricks, Haven't met one that I liked. Fuck them all!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:07pm
  • 7:21 .. kyles are the worst

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:07pm
  • 6:06...if by Brett you mean Brent, then i agree with you - Brent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:06pm
  • oh... sorry. What I meant to say is: yeah, nate's are pretty cool! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:16pm
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