Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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The only Ben that I know is nine... But he's a little Ginger prick!!!
my name is Ben...I am not a prick...I have proof
My most recent ex is a Ben and he is totally a prick. My very first boyfriend was a Ben too and now he dates boys. You think I would have learnt?
All bens are douchebags. I agree with the tiny dick statements, too!
It is true. There's a reason the song is "No Sex for Ben." When I was dating Ben I hated that song. But no that I broke up with him I have a new appreciation for the song.
Fuck yes!!!!!!! Finally
Crazy talk! I love Jasons.
only guys named ben have given me trouble. fugly assholes. this text is a win for sure.
All Jasons are pricks, its true.
Every Jason I've known is a shithead.
Dude I am absolutely positive I know the bens in question. Only one is an asshole, but he is such a cunt that he makes up for all the nice bens in the world.
I have problems with guys named Andrew.
No. Fuck the Anthony's.
Stupid cocksuckers with no backbone.
I kinda laughed at this, but bummed out as well.
I think 8:57 and I are in the same boat
Anyone in Atlanta is awful.
Sorry. I'm unfortunately here.
Ben Dover is the stupidest of al the Bens. And he has a bad case of Smallcockitis.
This is from elizabethtown!
I know two and one's definitely a prick...and the other one isn't...hmmmm
50/50 chance of them being pricks?
Amusing. But I know a few Ben's and one is not a prick, so I must disagree.
OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
TOTALLY agree! always thought this.very insightful
As someone who was fucked over by a Ben, I whole heartedly agree with this text.
Preach it! Fuck Bens and not in the good way.
All women are bitches.
Hey, Im a Ben and Im a nice guy! so fuck you! hahaha
I like Bens. Kyle's are the bad ones.
This is from knocked up
" blah blah blah - bens a prick"
Totally agree.....Bens Suck!
Completely and utterly agree. Especially ones that live in the Lehigh Valley.
bens are pricks...agreeeeeed!
sorry 10:15- but most ben's are asses... and they give good guys a bad name
this post weirds me out. ex is a ben and current bf is a jason...haha.
I know a Ben and I know a Jason....
fuck 'em both.
..no, literally, I fucked both of them.
boys named shawn are trouble.
hey do i suck so bad
Not Ben G in Houston!
Jasons are definitley hot AND sweet AND smart.
Totally agreed... my ex is a Ben as well... TOTAL prick!
bens are nice. it's matts you have to watch out for.
Jasons are still number one. Bens are okayyy I guess, and don't getn me started on James' and johns. I can't even.... Fucking assholes. I've never met a Nate so I can't really say but not gunna lie they sounds like they'd blow .
Hell yeah 6:40. Finally someone said it right. Bens ARE awesome.
tell 'em on ijustwanttotellyoyu.c0m
i just like the way the response is worded lol
6:07 #1 i love you(:
My ex boyfriends names is ben. He's andan ex for a reason
Bens are dumbsies :)
LMAO, I totes agree 110%.
i agree, nates are fucking awesome!
I heard Nate's are prettttyyy coool....yep
Haha my most recent ex is a Ben... sooo fucking true.
You should specify that Benjamins are pricks.
Surely you couldn't mean Benuels that go by Ben as they are easily the kindest human beings in the history of the human race.
kyles are AWFUL. and kiels.
and every karen is a bag of douche.
I am 99% sure that it was in fact me who sent this text. I have not changed my mind.
My best friend and I both have two seperate ex bens. We hate both of them.
640 just proved everyone's argument that Bens are D-bags correct.
whoever mentioned nates, they really are the nicest guys ever!
I'm a ben and I don't think I'm a prick but all the bens I have met are pricks so maybe I am a prick. Sorry about being a prick : (
Nates and nathans are usually fine fellows!
Never met a ben that wasn't.
Even the Bens in Canada are pricks. And premature ejaculators.
I agree with 10:35
Everyone who lost their v-card to a "Ben" is allowed to push "Good Night" -- One for me!
fuck yes! my name's Nate and I love all the positive support hear
Nooo all John's are bloodfarts, never met a halfway decent one.
this statement is so obscenely correct, and applies greatly to my life. great choice!
All Bens definitely suck ... In ATX, at least...
This poses a a serious threat to Bens around the world. We, the Bens, must unite under one banner and crush this anti-Ben movement.
We are Benjamin: Son of the Right Hand! Blood and Honor!
"blah blah blah, ben's a prick." the movie knocked up... duh!!!
6:07... nice dane cook reference, good job
"6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too."
how about we jsut fuck and then worry about the whole marriage thing later?"
lets doo itt(;
Ha ha, that's the name I use for my one night stands with bar trash. Fantastic.
not the ones with the first name mercedes
I didn't know I was a prick. :-(
All bens, big pricks. Truer words have never been said!
i dont know any Bens ------> Bens suck
All guys named Bill as well.
6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too.
My name is Adam... so if you're tired of the douchebags...
Why is that I can say "fuck" but not I love h-town Ben?
12:37 - This is not from Elizabethtown. It is from Knocked Up.
' knocked up ' ben was also a prick.
I like Matts and Ryans.
My boyfriend is named Ben and I adore him to death but I can admit he's a douche. It's the name.
"6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too."
What's with all the Ben hate? You people who say Bens are pricks should just get over yourselves. Just because Bens are super hot and won't sleep with you (thats for all the fugly girls saying they're douches) or steal girls from you because they're hotter (that's for the douche insecure guys) doesn't mean there is something wrong with Bens, just means there is something wrong with you idoits.
Bens are awesome!!
This is bullshit and slander.
Sooooo fucking true!
i agree!! all bens a huge pricks, and cant ever figure out what they want!
I can testify that they're even jerks here in Australia. All of them.
the ones in this area are assholes!
the problem with bens is their lack of last name...they have to accumulate "bald ben" "football ben" "double douche ben" and "navy ben" in order to keep them straight...and that doesn't always fit in your phone...
I don't know any Bens myself. But just based on names and not the people themselves, I'd say Todds, Trevors, Bradleys, Joshuas, and bretts are the biggest douches out there. Correct me if I've missed any. Oh, and also Lloyds and Dwights.
Omg I want to marry a Jason. Haha there always the sweetest and hottest guys you will ever meet. Cudos to all jasons, your the best!
Bens, Jasons, Pauls and Bretts all fail at life. twice.
Aww my Ben's not a prick. :
100% agreed bens are assholes and have tiny dicks
legit... never seen a truer text.
my boyfriend/ex/boyfriend is ben
def the biggest asshole douche ever.
Bretts are amazing. Bens should all just go live in a hole.
Tylers. Alllll tylers are douches.
Some are and some aren't. Just like all names.
I've only met one ben who wasn't a total fuckface
Ben from Montana sucks ass! He's a dumb prick.
Sorry ben, I'm sure your nice but I'm gunna have to agree with the Jason lovers. Jasons own.
Ah, but he does it with such skill and enthusiasm, that it's all worth it.
nothing more true has ever been said.
Nate's and Nathans always seemed to be pretty chill, relaxed awesome people.
agreed I hate Ben's. and by hate I mean I'm in love with one but he's an asshole...
bens definitely suck.
Jasons fail. Except Jason Segel. Man's a cutie.
Sadie: They've been talking about you.
Ben: Really? What have they been saying?
Sadie: Not much. Just blah blah blah blah blah... Ben's a prick.
Ben: That sucks.
Sadie: What does 'prick' mean?
Ben: Penis...it means penis.
Knocked up FTW!
Lets be best friends? Every guy I've ever had trouble with is named Ben, and I'm not talking one or two of them. Meet a Ben, walk away.
agreed. James suck.
6:58: As someone who has been fucked over by at least 4 Ben's, I agree with this statement with everything I have.
Don't be Jason haters.
Nooooo phils, all phil named things with penises are evil!!! Beware the phil.
All jasons are hot, though usually dicks.
every guy named brett is a douchebag.
there's no denying it.
jason's are good... and ben's are pricks.
Agreed 6:07, jasons are my life.
my ex's ex/boyfriend-again/ex/... you get the point... Ben... douche... Ben Douche... also massive toolbag.... gotta love how he puts his foot in his mouth so often though... psycho killer side not so much.
Ben Dover CANT be a serious or real name.
"6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too."
how about we jsut fuck and then worry about the whole marriage thing later?
all the jasons i've known have been decent
James's, however, suck butthole even more than bens
couldn't agree more 6:09. But don't walk. Run.
I definitely agree.
I agree. All the Bens I know have dicks, and are assholes to make up for it.
oh god, I hate bens. Im so glad this was said.
I take offense to this.
I agree 1000% with this statement. I have yet to meet a decent Ben.
I've never met a good john either (although jonathans are awesome)
if i had a dollar for every guy named dave who earned the nickname "dbag dave" in my world...
is your name Nate, 9:12?
But agreed. Bens are dicks.
Stillll think that all Tylers are douchebagss.... justtttt saying! :)
not ALL of us. most yes, but not all.
I'm related to a ben and I don't think he's ever been nice to me a day of my life! He's such a douche!!! Ughh. This is 100% truth. So accurate.
bens suck... gotta love the nates
bens all iffy all Jasons are definitely pricks though
I love all the Bens I know, but I've never met a Paul who wasn't a fuckup.
oh... sorry. What I meant to say is: yeah, nate's are pretty cool! :)
8:47 is jealous and wishes he was born a Ben. Instead he's probably a Cletus or Gaylord.
i think i caused this to be sent. Sweet!
this is quoted directly out of Knocked Up
my vote goes with the Jasons...assholes
Is anyone trippin' balls over how Hollywood so accurately ties into our everyday lives? It's like they know... everything.
Tylers really are assholes wtf
ben my ex boyfriend.
7:21 .. kyles are the worst
karen is a douchebag
6:06...if by Brett you mean Brent, then i agree with you
this is officially the dumbest thread ever.
Bens are total pricks, Haven't met one that I liked. Fuck them all!