Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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The only Ben that I know is nine... But he's a little Ginger prick!!!
my name is Ben...I am not a prick...I have proof
My most recent ex is a Ben and he is totally a prick. My very first boyfriend was a Ben too and now he dates boys. You think I would have learnt?
All bens are douchebags. I agree with the tiny dick statements, too!
All Jasons are pricks, its true.
Every Jason I've known is a shithead.
Ben Dover is the stupidest of al the Bens. And he has a bad case of Smallcockitis.
It is true. There's a reason the song is "No Sex for Ben." When I was dating Ben I hated that song. But no that I broke up with him I have a new appreciation for the song.
I have problems with guys named Andrew.
As someone who was fucked over by a Ben, I whole heartedly agree with this text.
I kinda laughed at this, but bummed out as well.
I think 8:57 and I are in the same boat
Fuck yes!!!!!!! Finally
No. Fuck the Anthony's.
Stupid cocksuckers with no backbone.
Anyone in Atlanta is awful.
Sorry. I'm unfortunately here.
Dude I am absolutely positive I know the bens in question. Only one is an asshole, but he is such a cunt that he makes up for all the nice bens in the world.
Crazy talk! I love Jasons.
only guys named ben have given me trouble. fugly assholes. this text is a win for sure.
I like Bens. Kyle's are the bad ones.
TOTALLY agree! always thought this.very insightful
This is from knocked up
" blah blah blah - bens a prick"
Completely and utterly agree. Especially ones that live in the Lehigh Valley.
Totally agree.....Bens Suck!
hey do i suck so bad
All women are bitches.
I know two and one's definitely a prick...and the other one isn't...hmmmm
50/50 chance of them being pricks?
Not Ben G in Houston!
bens are nice. it's matts you have to watch out for.
Amusing. But I know a few Ben's and one is not a prick, so I must disagree.
I heard Nate's are prettttyyy coool....yep
Hey, Im a Ben and Im a nice guy! so fuck you! hahaha
boys named shawn are trouble.
Preach it! Fuck Bens and not in the good way.
sorry 10:15- but most ben's are asses... and they give good guys a bad name
OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
Jasons are still number one. Bens are okayyy I guess, and don't getn me started on James' and johns. I can't even.... Fucking assholes. I've never met a Nate so I can't really say but not gunna lie they sounds like they'd blow .
I know a Ben and I know a Jason....
fuck 'em both.
..no, literally, I fucked both of them.
6:07 #1 i love you(:
This is from elizabethtown!
Everyone who lost their v-card to a "Ben" is allowed to push "Good Night" -- One for me!
Even the Bens in Canada are pricks. And premature ejaculators.
I agree with 10:35
My best friend and I both have two seperate ex bens. We hate both of them.
Nooo all John's are bloodfarts, never met a halfway decent one.
tell 'em on ijustwanttotellyoyu.c0m
Bens are dumbsies :)
whoever mentioned nates, they really are the nicest guys ever!
Nates and nathans are usually fine fellows!
i just like the way the response is worded lol
Never met a ben that wasn't.
Hell yeah 6:40. Finally someone said it right. Bens ARE awesome.
bens are pricks...agreeeeeed!
Totally agreed... my ex is a Ben as well... TOTAL prick!
"blah blah blah, ben's a prick." the movie knocked up... duh!!!
What's with all the Ben hate? You people who say Bens are pricks should just get over yourselves. Just because Bens are super hot and won't sleep with you (thats for all the fugly girls saying they're douches) or steal girls from you because they're hotter (that's for the douche insecure guys) doesn't mean there is something wrong with Bens, just means there is something wrong with you idoits.
Bens are awesome!!
I'm a ben and I don't think I'm a prick but all the bens I have met are pricks so maybe I am a prick. Sorry about being a prick : (
Jasons are definitley hot AND sweet AND smart.
Haha my most recent ex is a Ben... sooo fucking true.
You should specify that Benjamins are pricks.
Surely you couldn't mean Benuels that go by Ben as they are easily the kindest human beings in the history of the human race.
kyles are AWFUL. and kiels.
and every karen is a bag of douche.
My ex boyfriends names is ben. He's andan ex for a reason
All Bens definitely suck ... In ATX, at least...
I didn't know I was a prick. :-(
6:07... nice dane cook reference, good job
All guys named Bill as well.
I am 99% sure that it was in fact me who sent this text. I have not changed my mind.
LMAO, I totes agree 110%.
fuck yes! my name's Nate and I love all the positive support hear
i agree, nates are fucking awesome!
this post weirds me out. ex is a ben and current bf is a jason...haha.
Why is that I can say "fuck" but not I love h-town Ben?
640 just proved everyone's argument that Bens are D-bags correct.
i dont know any Bens ------> Bens suck
not the ones with the first name mercedes
This poses a a serious threat to Bens around the world. We, the Bens, must unite under one banner and crush this anti-Ben movement.
We are Benjamin: Son of the Right Hand! Blood and Honor!
"6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too."
how about we jsut fuck and then worry about the whole marriage thing later?"
lets doo itt(;
Ha ha, that's the name I use for my one night stands with bar trash. Fantastic.
All bens, big pricks. Truer words have never been said!
' knocked up ' ben was also a prick.
Sooooo fucking true!
this statement is so obscenely correct, and applies greatly to my life. great choice!
My name is Adam... so if you're tired of the douchebags...
Ben from Montana sucks ass! He's a dumb prick.
6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too.
I like Matts and Ryans.
agreed I hate Ben's. and by hate I mean I'm in love with one but he's an asshole...
the ones in this area are assholes!
agreed. James suck.
i agree!! all bens a huge pricks, and cant ever figure out what they want!
My boyfriend is named Ben and I adore him to death but I can admit he's a douche. It's the name.
"6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too."
Bens, Jasons, Pauls and Bretts all fail at life. twice.
This is bullshit and slander.
Bretts are amazing. Bens should all just go live in a hole.
my ex's ex/boyfriend-again/ex/... you get the point... Ben... douche... Ben Douche... also massive toolbag.... gotta love how he puts his foot in his mouth so often though... psycho killer side not so much.
Some are and some aren't. Just like all names.
I can testify that they're even jerks here in Australia. All of them.
the problem with bens is their lack of last name...they have to accumulate "bald ben" "football ben" "double douche ben" and "navy ben" in order to keep them straight...and that doesn't always fit in your phone...
Ah, but he does it with such skill and enthusiasm, that it's all worth it.
Aww my Ben's not a prick. :
every guy named brett is a douchebag.
there's no denying it.
Nate's and Nathans always seemed to be pretty chill, relaxed awesome people.
Jasons fail. Except Jason Segel. Man's a cutie.
Sadie: They've been talking about you.
Ben: Really? What have they been saying?
Sadie: Not much. Just blah blah blah blah blah... Ben's a prick.
Ben: That sucks.
Sadie: What does 'prick' mean?
Ben: Penis...it means penis.
Knocked up FTW!
Nooooo phils, all phil named things with penises are evil!!! Beware the phil.
I've only met one ben who wasn't a total fuckface
is your name Nate, 9:12?
100% agreed bens are assholes and have tiny dicks
But agreed. Bens are dicks.
All jasons are hot, though usually dicks.
Omg I want to marry a Jason. Haha there always the sweetest and hottest guys you will ever meet. Cudos to all jasons, your the best!
Lets be best friends? Every guy I've ever had trouble with is named Ben, and I'm not talking one or two of them. Meet a Ben, walk away.
12:37 - This is not from Elizabethtown. It is from Knocked Up.
Sorry ben, I'm sure your nice but I'm gunna have to agree with the Jason lovers. Jasons own.
all the jasons i've known have been decent
James's, however, suck butthole even more than bens
Agreed 6:07, jasons are my life.
"6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too."
how about we jsut fuck and then worry about the whole marriage thing later?
6:58: As someone who has been fucked over by at least 4 Ben's, I agree with this statement with everything I have.
I don't know any Bens myself. But just based on names and not the people themselves, I'd say Todds, Trevors, Bradleys, Joshuas, and bretts are the biggest douches out there. Correct me if I've missed any. Oh, and also Lloyds and Dwights.
Don't be Jason haters.
legit... never seen a truer text.
my boyfriend/ex/boyfriend is ben
def the biggest asshole douche ever.
I take offense to this.
jason's are good... and ben's are pricks.
bens definitely suck.
nothing more true has ever been said.
I definitely agree.
oh god, I hate bens. Im so glad this was said.
I agree 1000% with this statement. I have yet to meet a decent Ben.
if i had a dollar for every guy named dave who earned the nickname "dbag dave" in my world...
Tylers. Alllll tylers are douches.
bens all iffy all Jasons are definitely pricks though
I agree. All the Bens I know have dicks, and are assholes to make up for it.
I love all the Bens I know, but I've never met a Paul who wasn't a fuckup.
Ben Dover CANT be a serious or real name.
I've never met a good john either (although jonathans are awesome)
I'm related to a ben and I don't think he's ever been nice to me a day of my life! He's such a douche!!! Ughh. This is 100% truth. So accurate.
i think i caused this to be sent. Sweet!
bens suck... gotta love the nates
oh... sorry. What I meant to say is: yeah, nate's are pretty cool! :)
this is quoted directly out of Knocked Up
Stillll think that all Tylers are douchebagss.... justtttt saying! :)
karen is a douchebag
not ALL of us. most yes, but not all.
my vote goes with the Jasons...assholes
couldn't agree more 6:09. But don't walk. Run.
Tylers really are assholes wtf
Is anyone trippin' balls over how Hollywood so accurately ties into our everyday lives? It's like they know... everything.
ben my ex boyfriend.
7:21 .. kyles are the worst
6:06...if by Brett you mean Brent, then i agree with you
this is officially the dumbest thread ever.
8:47 is jealous and wishes he was born a Ben. Instead he's probably a Cletus or Gaylord.
Bens are total pricks, Haven't met one that I liked. Fuck them all!