best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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