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  • Submitted by Mondu on Jun 16, 10 at 1:43pm

    Of course you're getting a second date. The fact that you're still there 43 minutes later tells me he is gonna call you again. He's gotta get even, hope you're not too attached to your clitoris cause pretty soon it's not gonna be attached you.

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 16, 10 at 1:29pm

    atleast now we know you give head on the first date.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 16, 10 at 1:30pm

    That bites.

  • Submitted by Car_Crash_Hearts on Jun 16, 10 at 1:27pm

    Okay. I've never heard of someone ACCIDENTLY biting a penis that hard.

  • Submitted by zoeroxanne on Jun 16, 10 at 3:26pm

    don't worry there will be a second date, I mean you did put his penis in your mouth for the first one.

  • Submitted by littlemissy on Jun 16, 10 at 2:05pm

    Poor guy!!! How do you even do this??? What were you trying to bite and why were you biting that hard?? Your teeth shouldn't even be touching his dick unless it's playful and then you apply NO pressure!!!! Guys don't like it when a girl peels his dick with her teeth.

  • Submitted by Ninjavitis on Jun 16, 10 at 3:14pm

    Giving head on the first date is a huge neon sign saying "WHORE" and not a very good one at that.

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    Submitted by ahkdar on Jun 16, 10 at 1:39pm

    Maybe you have anti clotting venom.. Bitch

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    Submitted by shemp on Jun 17, 10 at 1:59pm

    Atl hoe

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    Submitted by brokenbyclouds on Jun 17, 10 at 4:48am

    Maybe he shouldn't have fucked up the safeword. Practice more.

  • Submitted by jeramiah on Jun 16, 10 at 1:26pm

    Ya I don't think he's coming back anytime soon

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    Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on Jun 16, 10 at 5:50pm

    ArthurLux: very punny comment.

  • Submitted by treyfer123 on Jun 16, 10 at 9:00pm

    How the hell did you just accidentally bite? Like sorry My jaw just snaps shut like that when things touch my tongue but call me

  • Submitted by prompt on Jun 17, 10 at 3:24am

    Giving head is hard

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 4:39pm

    What a dumb ho

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    Submitted by Zulu on Jun 16, 10 at 1:28pm

    Ring gag that bitch

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    Submitted by TheRedQueen on Jun 17, 10 at 1:29pm

    You don't ACCIDENTALLY bite something that hard...

  • Submitted by mickayla3 on Jun 16, 10 at 7:14pm

    Why was his dick in your mouth on a first date? Obiously you need some bj lessons... *sigh* Lesson 1 teeth are bad! Lesson 2 go get an STD check now....

  • Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 17, 10 at 1:33am

    Your teeth shouldn't be involved what so ever when giving head. You need to watch a how to video on giving head cause you sound like a newbie. And don't hate on her for giving head on the first date! We aren't in the 60s anymore, when they handed out kisses.

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      Submitted by hobogal on Jun 17, 10 at 8:21pm

      Actually in the 60s, there was probably much more head giving. Hippies yeahya!

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    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 19, 10 at 10:04pm

    Why didn't you just patch it up?

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    Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on Jun 16, 10 at 5:48pm

    Ninjavitis: is a huge sign saying WHORE ever a good thing?

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    Submitted by Futbolisto on Jun 16, 10 at 3:25pm

    On a first date? Now he has a bit dick and an STD.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 1:34pm

    GA skank ass hoes holdin it down. learn how to give head bitch

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    Submitted by dmaverick27 on Jun 17, 10 at 12:13am

    Normally it's more of a sucking motion but like I would no

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    Submitted by steezarf on Jun 16, 10 at 10:06pm

    Fuckin chomper or snow plow?? How the fuck so you make someones dick bleed for 43 minutes\nEither that or you have braces an you wrangled his penis\nYour a fucktard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 11:51pm

    How the fuck do you acciedentally bite someones penis.. You are by far the dumbest bitch ive ever heard of.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 17, 10 at 3:33am

    Epaleptics should not give head.

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      Submitted by ESKellington on Jun 17, 10 at 2:04pm

      Honestly, learn to spell the word before trying to use it.