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  • Of course you're getting a second date. The fact that you're still there 43 minutes later tells me he is gonna call you again. He's gotta get even, hope you're not too attached to your clitoris cause pretty soon it's not gonna be attached you.

    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 16, 10 at 1:43pm
  • atleast now we know you give head on the first date.

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 16, 10 at 1:29pm
  • That bites.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 16, 10 at 1:30pm
  • Okay. I've never heard of someone ACCIDENTLY biting a penis that hard.

    Submitted by Car_Crash_Hearts on Jun 16, 10 at 1:27pm
  • Poor guy!!! How do you even do this??? What were you trying to bite and why were you biting that hard?? Your teeth shouldn't even be touching his dick unless it's playful and then you apply NO pressure!!!! Guys don't like it when a girl peels his dick with her teeth.

    Submitted by littlemissy on Jun 16, 10 at 2:05pm
  • don't worry there will be a second date, I mean you did put his penis in your mouth for the first one.

    Submitted by zoeroxanne on Jun 16, 10 at 3:26pm
  • Giving head on the first date is a huge neon sign saying "WHORE" and not a very good one at that.

    Submitted by Ninjavitis on Jun 16, 10 at 3:14pm
  • Maybe you have anti clotting venom.. Bitch

    Submitted by ahkdar on Jun 16, 10 at 1:39pm
  • Maybe he shouldn't have fucked up the safeword. Practice more.

    Submitted by brokenbyclouds on Jun 17, 10 at 4:48am
  • Atl hoe

    Submitted by shemp on Jun 17, 10 at 1:59pm
  • ArthurLux: very punny comment.

    Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on Jun 16, 10 at 5:50pm
  • Ya I don't think he's coming back anytime soon

    Submitted by jeramiah on Jun 16, 10 at 1:26pm
  • Ring gag that bitch

    Submitted by Zulu on Jun 16, 10 at 1:28pm
  • What a dumb ho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 4:39pm
  • Giving head is hard

    Submitted by prompt on Jun 17, 10 at 3:24am
  • How the hell did you just accidentally bite? Like sorry My jaw just snaps shut like that when things touch my tongue but call me

    Submitted by treyfer123 on Jun 16, 10 at 9:00pm
  • Your teeth shouldn't be involved what so ever when giving head. You need to watch a how to video on giving head cause you sound like a newbie. And don't hate on her for giving head on the first date! We aren't in the 60s anymore, when they handed out kisses.

    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 17, 10 at 1:33am
    • Actually in the 60s, there was probably much more head giving. Hippies yeahya!

      Submitted by hobogal on Jun 17, 10 at 8:21pm
  • You don't ACCIDENTALLY bite something that hard...

    Submitted by TheRedQueen on Jun 17, 10 at 1:29pm
  • Why was his dick in your mouth on a first date? Obiously you need some bj lessons... *sigh* Lesson 1 teeth are bad! Lesson 2 go get an STD check now....

    Submitted by mickayla3 on Jun 16, 10 at 7:14pm
  • Ninjavitis: is a huge sign saying WHORE ever a good thing?

    Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on Jun 16, 10 at 5:48pm
  • Why didn't you just patch it up?

    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 19, 10 at 10:04pm
  • GA skank ass hoes holdin it down. learn how to give head bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 1:34pm
  • Fuckin chomper or snow plow?? How the fuck so you make someones dick bleed for 43 minutes\nEither that or you have braces an you wrangled his penis\nYour a fucktard

    Submitted by steezarf on Jun 16, 10 at 10:06pm
  • On a first date? Now he has a bit dick and an STD.

    Submitted by Futbolisto on Jun 16, 10 at 3:25pm
  • Normally it's more of a sucking motion but like I would no

    Submitted by dmaverick27 on Jun 17, 10 at 12:13am
  • How the fuck do you acciedentally bite someones penis.. You are by far the dumbest bitch ive ever heard of.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 11:51pm
  • Epaleptics should not give head.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 17, 10 at 3:33am