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(352): View more from Florida

She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.

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(917): View more from New York City

apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'

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(269): View more from Michigan

I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.

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(517): View more from Michigan

every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot

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(913): View more from Kansas

i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.

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(917): View more from New York City

Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman

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(952): View more from Minnesota

he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.

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