i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
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god i miss central PA
I agree, learn how to read. Also it's "your" big toe.
All the people arguing about proper english are worthless fucks. Go drown yourselves please.
calm down roid rager.
they read it fine, the OP is the one who wrote it wrong.
how hard would it have been to say my right toe?
i dont see why people expect texts to be in perfect english............seeing as most of them are sent in an inebriated state.
Your all idiots he has two toes but on his one big toe there was no nail and on his other one there was a nail illiterate bastards
3:27... Actually... the way it's worded, it would be that he had only one toe. Maybe he didn't mean to put it like that, but where he placed the one would describe the number of toes.
i like this website.
3:27...OP clearly stated "on my one big toe"....
it was written as if they only had ONE big toe...
YOU learn how to read, douche.
To 8:57, 10:03, and 10:18 twat!
you're one big toe?
you only have one???
It so sounds like you had a terrible morning but an AMAZING night!!
Haha their toenail was ripped off, not their toe. 3:18, learn to read.
Thanks I appreciate it. My homeless ass is more classy they you are! and I'm fuckin desperate
Wait does this person REALLY only have ONE big toe?
This is one of my favorites.....it makes my life seem amazing reading all this bullshit