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  • Tyler.Stinson.

    Submitted by deuces22 on Aug 24, 10 at 3:20am
  • SELENA GOMEZ IS HOTTTTT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:47pm
  • like hannah montana or the jonas brothers..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:41am
  • 12:33 Billy Ray would insist on watching that and critiquing her performance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Selena sucks. So does Miley.

    Submitted by hahahauwish on Jun 3, 10 at 9:25pm
  • 10:45 I'd say your mum failed but I know she swallowed. Thank fuck I'm not your dad...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:51am
  • whoever wrote this is probably the same age as selena gomez so its not pedo,..note the grow stache

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:03am
  • Selena Gomez is so much better than Miley Cyrus on so many levels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:01am
  • 11:09 And are you proud you can't spell "you're"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:26am
  • Step 4 is likely going to jail and being raped repeatedly by the general population for being a pedderass...She is what 12?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:29am
  • Oh Columbus, I fucking love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:51am
  • Selena gomez is hot! Screw you anyone who says otherwise!

    Submitted by twilightsucksass on Jul 23, 10 at 10:30am
  • It's 16 in NC(woohoo!) but it differs from state to state...someplaces its 14...gross..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:49pm
  • I would eat Miley's ass, no questions asked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:33pm
  • 11:09 Stop fucking pedophiles. Problem solved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:27am
  • Yo if step four involves nailing her u can hit me up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:51pm
  • Old enough to pee, old enough for me... wait... that came out wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:56am
  • As long as Step 4 involves slowly torturing and murdering Robert Pattinson for being the biggest douchebag alive, I'm cool with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:09pm
  • If they are bleeding they are breeding

    Submitted by lherdade on Feb 9, 12 at 4:18pm
  • i better as hell be involved in step 4 as well selena gomez is the hottest girl of the planet!

    Submitted by cervantes24 on Mar 19, 10 at 2:30am
  • My friend thinks she's cute. I, however, think she looks like a lollipop. And high five to 8:55! Whooooo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:42am
  • isnt the consent age 16?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:55pm
  • 10:22- there was no 9:47 GG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:30am
  • 10:37 shes 17. she turned 17 last week so one more year

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Legal age is 16 in the uk ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Please post your address. Tha party van needs to know where to set up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:53am
  • Ill steal her boyfriend Taylor Lautner <3 Beautiful plan my friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:55pm
  • O_o 3:56 you are soooo screwey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:26am
  • Step Four: ... Step Five: PROFIT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:36am
  • how do we know that the OPs arent like 16 or 17?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:41pm
  • Step 6, shave moustache, make scrapbook of experience, leave to kids in will

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:16am
  • 2:18.. why do you know that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:40pm
  • And how do you know they arent like. Seventeen? You don't even know how old the people who sent the texts are. So, they might not even BE pedophiles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:19pm
  • THERE had better be fucking involved in step four. /fixed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:43am
  • I'm pretty sure fucking was meant as an adverb describing involved, not as a verb, making the text correct in the first place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:47pm
  • 10:34 great movie quote

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:13pm
  • selena is 17 and not all ppl who post are over 18

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:15am
  • 10:22 - your mom failed when she didn't flush you down the toilet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:59am
  • 9:47 - You fail at failing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:22am
  • She's 16 and she could get it in 2 more years once she's legal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:37am
  • if there is grass on the field...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:40am
  • step 4 should be killing her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:07am
  • out of all people, why selena gomez?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:57pm
  • She is small and ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:20am
  • Age of consent is 17 in Texas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:49pm
  • if there isn't grass on the field...play in the mud. that's a joke...obviously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:56am