Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
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SELENA GOMEZ IS HOTTTTT
like hannah montana or the jonas brothers..
Selena sucks. So does Miley.
10:45 I'd say your mum failed but I know she swallowed. Thank fuck I'm not your dad...
12:33 Billy Ray would insist on watching that and critiquing her performance
11:09 And are you proud you can't spell "you're"?
whoever wrote this is probably the same age as selena gomez so its not pedo,..note the grow stache
Step 4 is likely going to jail and being raped repeatedly by the general population for being a pedderass...She is what 12?
Selena Gomez is so much better than Miley Cyrus on so many levels.
Oh Columbus, I fucking love you.
Selena gomez is hot! Screw you anyone who says otherwise!
It's 16 in NC(woohoo!) but it differs from state to state...someplaces its 14...gross..
I would eat Miley's ass, no questions asked.
11:09 Stop fucking pedophiles. Problem solved.
Yo if step four involves nailing her u can hit me up
As long as Step 4 involves slowly torturing and murdering Robert Pattinson for being the biggest douchebag alive, I'm cool with it.
Old enough to pee, old enough for me... wait... that came out wrong.
If they are bleeding they are breeding
i better as hell be involved in step 4 as well selena gomez is the hottest girl of the planet!
isnt the consent age 16?
Please post your address. Tha party van needs to know where to set up...
My friend thinks she's cute. I, however, think she looks like a lollipop.
And high five to 8:55! Whooooo!
10:22- there was no 9:47 GG
10:37 shes 17. she turned 17 last week so one more year
Legal age is 16 in the uk ;)
Ill steal her boyfriend Taylor Lautner <3
Beautiful plan my friend.
O_o 3:56 you are soooo screwey.
Step 6, shave moustache, make scrapbook of experience, leave to kids in will
Step Four: ...
Step Five: PROFIT!
how do we know that the OPs arent like 16 or 17?
2:18.. why do you know that?
THERE had better be fucking involved in step four.
And how do you know they arent like. Seventeen? You don't even know how old the people who sent the texts are. So, they might not even BE pedophiles.
selena is 17 and not all ppl who post are over 18
I'm pretty sure fucking was meant as an adverb describing involved, not as a verb, making the text correct in the first place
10:34 great movie quote
10:22 - your mom failed when she didn't flush you down the toilet
9:47 - You fail at failing.
She's 16 and she could get it in 2 more years once she's legal.
step 4 should be killing her
if there is grass on the field...
out of all people, why selena gomez?!
She is small and ugly.
Age of consent is 17 in Texas!
if there isn't grass on the field...play in the mud. that's a joke...obviously.