in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
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Hahahaha, I literally laughed out lout.
HAHAHA this is the best one I've seen one here in like weeks
it wasnt much better the first way, either
bahahahahahahahahaha this just made my day
LMFAO! Still snorting. That's great! A real mood setter, isn't it?
Oh jajajaja SO FAKE worst post on here. -toli
420 votes for bad night. win
hahaha i just read that at work and i cant help laughing when trying to talk to customers
Who says "I'll fuck you stupid" to begin with? Not smart.
lmaoo how bout instead of sexting let's get high together & then u cud fuck me ;)
ahahah. i almost peed myself i laughed so hard.
hope that didn't hurt your chances.
hahahhahahha this made my night/day
after seeing the word 'sexting' i didnt even have to read the rest in order to know this was a bad night.
Thank GOD somebody other than me is actually willing to do it... I want to kick his ass superbad!!
FINALLY..... 12 pages in on this website & finally a hilarious text! WIN!
I loved this one.
I'm like, in hysterics.
very funny.....still laughing actually
lmao... seriously?! agree with 3:04.... dude wtf?!
sooo made my day!
hahaha, ohhh lord, 5:29.
Hopefully your boyfriend is a stoner! & came over and fucked you stupid !
420 should be legal
actually 8:08, i believe the real name for the city is a whale's vagina
I miss you ever so much =(
keeping it classy, San Diego
Wow... 3:04 made my day too
lmfao 3:04 that response was so much better then the text and text was pretty fucking awesome WIN FASHOO
ROFLMFAO WOW lol i just friggin fell off my chair laughin at this lol
or while drunk, Friend tried to yell at Taxi Driver "I'll fuck you up" came out "I'll fuck you!"
hahahahahah funniest text ive read in a while
LMFAO, I just hiccupped and laughed at the same time and out came all of the saltines I ate in the last hour.. Thanks.
i haven't laughed like I just did for a long time, fucking awesome
i actually laughed out loud
hahahahahha, love it.
That just made my day. Thank you 858.
...I LOL'D. Baby fucker FTW
You sexy, digusting little baby fucker.
No, you meant "I'll fuck your stupid baby". Admit it.
awesome!!! i'm still laughing!!!!
omg! hahahahahaha... I think I'm crying
LOL oh, man.
Thanks for that :)
agree with 3:04, second one
i can't breath that is so hilarious
fucking whilst high is actually really awesome...next time just try not to speak =p
Woooowwww seriously hilarious
Sexting? Fucking children.
hahaha, thats just pathetically funny
*lawling* freaking AWESOME!!!
The 4217 people that thumbs downed are either parents of a stupid baby, or fucked a stupid baby. Either way they can go fuck themselves bcuz this was high-larious. Nuff said.
thank you person in san diego. you do the rest of us well. and you probably go my school. we have a bunch of rich fucks with nothing better to do than get high. oh, and those douche bag WSR people in la jolla.
This is an fml
LMFAO!!! Oh, hilarity...