in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
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Hahahaha, I literally laughed out lout.
HAHAHA this is the best one I've seen one here in like weeks
it wasnt much better the first way, either
420 votes for bad night. win
hahaha i just read that at work and i cant help laughing when trying to talk to customers
Who says "I'll fuck you stupid" to begin with? Not smart.
LMFAO! Still snorting. That's great! A real mood setter, isn't it?
bahahahahahahahahaha this just made my day
lmaoo how bout instead of sexting let's get high together & then u cud fuck me ;)
Oh jajajaja SO FAKE worst post on here. -toli
ahahah. i almost peed myself i laughed so hard.
hope that didn't hurt your chances.
Thank GOD somebody other than me is actually willing to do it... I want to kick his ass superbad!!
FINALLY..... 12 pages in on this website & finally a hilarious text! WIN!
hahahhahahha this made my night/day
after seeing the word 'sexting' i didnt even have to read the rest in order to know this was a bad night.
I loved this one.
I'm like, in hysterics.
very funny.....still laughing actually
Hopefully your boyfriend is a stoner! & came over and fucked you stupid !
420 should be legal
lmao... seriously?! agree with 3:04.... dude wtf?!
sooo made my day!
lmfao 3:04 that response was so much better then the text and text was pretty fucking awesome WIN FASHOO
hahaha, ohhh lord, 5:29.
actually 8:08, i believe the real name for the city is a whale's vagina
keeping it classy, San Diego
LMFAO, I just hiccupped and laughed at the same time and out came all of the saltines I ate in the last hour.. Thanks.
or while drunk, Friend tried to yell at Taxi Driver "I'll fuck you up" came out "I'll fuck you!"
ROFLMFAO WOW lol i just friggin fell off my chair laughin at this lol
i haven't laughed like I just did for a long time, fucking awesome
Wow... 3:04 made my day too
hahahahahah funniest text ive read in a while
I miss you ever so much =(
That just made my day. Thank you 858.
...I LOL'D. Baby fucker FTW
You sexy, digusting little baby fucker.
hahahahahha, love it.
omg! hahahahahaha... I think I'm crying
awesome!!! i'm still laughing!!!!
i actually laughed out loud
LOL oh, man.
Thanks for that :)
No, you meant "I'll fuck your stupid baby". Admit it.
agree with 3:04, second one
i can't breath that is so hilarious
fucking whilst high is actually really awesome...next time just try not to speak =p
Woooowwww seriously hilarious
Sexting? Fucking children.
thank you person in san diego. you do the rest of us well. and you probably go my school. we have a bunch of rich fucks with nothing better to do than get high. oh, and those douche bag WSR people in la jolla.
hahaha, thats just pathetically funny
*lawling* freaking AWESOME!!!
The 4217 people that thumbs downed are either parents of a stupid baby, or fucked a stupid baby. Either way they can go fuck themselves bcuz this was high-larious. Nuff said.
This is an fml
LMFAO!!! Oh, hilarity...