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  • Hahahaha, I literally laughed out lout.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:39am
  • HAHAHA this is the best one I've seen one here in like weeks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:30pm
  • it wasnt much better the first way, either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:04pm
  • 420 votes for bad night. win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:29pm
  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:01pm
  • hahaha i just read that at work and i cant help laughing when trying to talk to customers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:55am
  • Who says "I'll fuck you stupid" to begin with? Not smart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:16pm
  • LMFAO! Still snorting. That's great! A real mood setter, isn't it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:00am
  • bahahahahahahahahaha this just made my day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:15pm
  • lmaoo how bout instead of sexting let's get high together & then u cud fuck me ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Oh jajajaja SO FAKE worst post on here. -toli

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:52am
  • ahahah. i almost peed myself i laughed so hard. hope that didn't hurt your chances.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Thank GOD somebody other than me is actually willing to do it... I want to kick his ass superbad!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:03pm
  • FINALLY..... 12 pages in on this website & finally a hilarious text! WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:42pm
  • hahahhahahha this made my night/day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:58am
  • after seeing the word 'sexting' i didnt even have to read the rest in order to know this was a bad night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:39pm
  • I loved this one. I'm like, in hysterics.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:59pm
  • very funny.....still laughing actually

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:30am
  • Hopefully your boyfriend is a stoner! & came over and fucked you stupid ! 420 should be legal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:40pm
  • BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:08pm
  • lmao... seriously?! agree with 3:04.... dude wtf?! sooo made my day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:11pm
  • lmfao 3:04 that response was so much better then the text and text was pretty fucking awesome WIN FASHOO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:14pm
  • hahaha, ohhh lord, 5:29.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:52pm
  • actually 8:08, i believe the real name for the city is a whale's vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:49pm
  • keeping it classy, San Diego

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:08pm
  • LMFAO, I just hiccupped and laughed at the same time and out came all of the saltines I ate in the last hour.. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:36am
  • ROTF! or while drunk, Friend tried to yell at Taxi Driver "I'll fuck you up" came out "I'll fuck you!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:12pm
  • ROFLMFAO WOW lol i just friggin fell off my chair laughin at this lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:24pm
  • i haven't laughed like I just did for a long time, fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:03am
  • Wow... 3:04 made my day too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:20pm
  • hahahahahah funniest text ive read in a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:48am
  • San Diego! I miss you ever so much =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:22pm
  • That just made my day. Thank you 858.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:05pm
  • ...I LOL'D. Baby fucker FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:14pm
  • You sexy, digusting little baby fucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:04pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Submitted by sergantnasty on Apr 23, 11 at 11:32pm
  • hahahahahha, love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:40pm
  • omg! hahahahahaha... I think I'm crying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:42pm
  • awesome!!! i'm still laughing!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:45pm
  • ahahahaha i actually laughed out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:30pm
  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHA fail. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:34pm
  • LOL oh, man. Thanks for that :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:05pm
  • No, you meant "I'll fuck your stupid baby". Admit it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:38am
  • agree with 3:04, second one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:09pm
  • i can't breath that is so hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:43pm
  • fucking whilst high is actually really awesome...next time just try not to speak =p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:11am
  • Woooowwww seriously hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:44am
  • Sexting? Fucking children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:57pm
  • thank you person in san diego. you do the rest of us well. and you probably go my school. we have a bunch of rich fucks with nothing better to do than get high. oh, and those douche bag WSR people in la jolla.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:18pm
  • hahaha, thats just pathetically funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:21pm
  • *lawling* freaking AWESOME!!!

    Submitted by Lithium1212 on Apr 20, 10 at 11:09am
  • The 4217 people that thumbs downed are either parents of a stupid baby, or fucked a stupid baby. Either way they can go fuck themselves bcuz this was high-larious. Nuff said.

    Submitted by htray on Sep 14, 11 at 11:25am
  • This is an fml

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:21pm
  • LMFAO!!! Oh, hilarity...

    Submitted by Xivenia on Apr 23, 10 at 1:49pm