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  • 71 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:39am

    Hahahaha, I literally laughed out lout.

  • 65 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:30pm

    HAHAHA this is the best one I've seen one here in like weeks

  • 77 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:55am

    hahaha i just read that at work and i cant help laughing when trying to talk to customers

  • 61 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:29pm

    420 votes for bad night. win

  • 69 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:39pm

    after seeing the word 'sexting' i didnt even have to read the rest in order to know this was a bad night.

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:42pm

    FINALLY..... 12 pages in on this website & finally a hilarious text! WIN!

  • 67 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:58am

    hahahhahahha this made my night/day

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:04pm

    it wasnt much better the first way, either

  • 63 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:03pm

    Thank GOD somebody other than me is actually willing to do it... I want to kick his ass superbad!!

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:41pm

    lmaoo how bout instead of sexting let's get high together & then u cud fuck me ;)

  • 57 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:11pm

    ahahah. i almost peed myself i laughed so hard. hope that didn't hurt your chances.

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:14pm

    lmfao 3:04 that response was so much better then the text and text was pretty fucking awesome WIN FASHOO

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:01pm

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:00am

    LMFAO! Still snorting. That's great! A real mood setter, isn't it?

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:15pm

    bahahahahahahahahaha this just made my day

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:11pm

    lmao... seriously?! agree with 3:04.... dude wtf?! sooo made my day!

  • 48 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:16pm

    Who says "I'll fuck you stupid" to begin with? Not smart.

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:40pm

    Hopefully your boyfriend is a stoner! & came over and fucked you stupid ! 420 should be legal

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:38am

    No, you meant "I'll fuck your stupid baby". Admit it.

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:59pm

    I loved this one. I'm like, in hysterics.

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:20pm

    Wow... 3:04 made my day too

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:52am

    Oh jajajaja SO FAKE worst post on here. -toli

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:12pm

    ROTF! or while drunk, Friend tried to yell at Taxi Driver "I'll fuck you up" came out "I'll fuck you!"

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:08pm

    BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:49pm

    actually 8:08, i believe the real name for the city is a whale's vagina

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:34pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA fail. XD

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:30am

    very funny.....still laughing actually

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:14pm

    ...I LOL'D. Baby fucker FTW

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:24pm

    ROFLMFAO WOW lol i just friggin fell off my chair laughin at this lol

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:48am

    hahahahahah funniest text ive read in a while

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:08pm

    keeping it classy, San Diego

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:05pm

    That just made my day. Thank you 858.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:42pm

    omg! hahahahahaha... I think I'm crying

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:36am

    LMFAO, I just hiccupped and laughed at the same time and out came all of the saltines I ate in the last hour.. Thanks.

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:52pm

    hahaha, ohhh lord, 5:29.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:05pm

    LOL oh, man. Thanks for that :)

  • 50 59
    Submitted by sergantnasty on Apr 23, 11 at 11:32pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:22pm

    San Diego! I miss you ever so much =(

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:45pm

    awesome!!! i'm still laughing!!!!

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:04pm

    You sexy, digusting little baby fucker.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:18pm

    thank you person in san diego. you do the rest of us well. and you probably go my school. we have a bunch of rich fucks with nothing better to do than get high. oh, and those douche bag WSR people in la jolla.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:11am

    fucking whilst high is actually really awesome...next time just try not to speak =p

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:43pm

    i can't breath that is so hilarious

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:30pm

    ahahahaha i actually laughed out loud

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:40pm

    hahahahahha, love it.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Lithium1212 on Apr 20, 10 at 11:09am

    *lawling* freaking AWESOME!!!

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:44am

    Woooowwww seriously hilarious

  • 26 29
    Submitted by htray on Sep 14, 11 at 11:25am

    The 4217 people that thumbs downed are either parents of a stupid baby, or fucked a stupid baby. Either way they can go fuck themselves bcuz this was high-larious. Nuff said.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:03am

    i haven't laughed like I just did for a long time, fucking awesome

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:57pm

    Sexting? Fucking children.

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:21pm

    This is an fml

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:09pm

    agree with 3:04, second one

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:21pm

    hahaha, thats just pathetically funny

  • 34 68
    Submitted by Xivenia on Apr 23, 10 at 1:49pm

    LMFAO!!! Oh, hilarity...