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  • 78 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:32am

    so safe to say she is a girl and keeping her hook ups opposite sex

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:58am

    ^ no one cares how drunk you were and who it was with. there's nothing wrong with making out with girls. stop making it look like such a fucking sin.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:44pm

    Either that or you're all lesbians!

  • 55 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:36pm

    can anyone say chlamydia?

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:43pm

    this has to be simi valley....805 area code drunk skeet skeets sucking face both of which are linked through ex fuck buddys and ex boyfriends && they all know eachother YUP how sad the ses pool of simi....

  • 59 55
    Submitted by shmails on Feb 16, 10 at 5:11am

    You live in Ojai, don't you?

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:40am

    After the girl-girl part I lost interest. Lol.

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:45pm

    This could also be San Luis Obispo

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:31am

    alright i figured it out! OP made out with the ex girlfriend of a guy she used to sleep with and that guy happened to be the ex boyfriend of the girl she had just got drunk with. that girl she just got drunk with was hitting on OP's current fuck buddy who is best friends with OP's ex boyfriend.

  • 51 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:12pm

    no kidding like are u female or male? Cuz if I'm right hooking up with your ex boyfriends' girlfriend is kinda fu**ed up

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:58am

    this sounds a lot like my life, which I really have drawn diagrams for. haha

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:59am

    SAN LUIS OBISPO FOR THE WIN!

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:24pm

    This is like the plot of Less Than Zero. I bet lots of coke was involved. And the rapage of 12 year old girls.

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:37pm

    Sounds like she swings both ways. Cool.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:22am

    haha yeah, i need to see a diagram to figure this one out

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:29pm

    I actually made up a mind map for this slutty little excursion... and yeah, confusing as shit but most certainly Maury worthy

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:43pm

    oh shit 11:54 im in santa maria right now

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:14am

    Not only can I follow this...im also REALLY scared that girl she just got drunk with...

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:19pm

    Ohhh. Thank you I always see it and never know. :)

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:58am

    It's a girl. I know who it is LOL

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:11pm

    that bitch gave me the clap :(

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:56am

    What the he'll does this mean?!

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:49am

    Oh Santa Barbara, you are such a small town. Memories...

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:55am

    omg i cant belive u said that because now i know who u are. lol

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:42pm

    Gawd I love Santa Barbara, they need to open some new bars because i've embarrased myself at all of them, and need a new circle of friends... or at least people to hook up with.... and Alabama or Philly seriously?... um hello it's Califuckinfornia bitches

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:15am

    OP is probably female (Both fuck buddies are male, and only personal ex mentioned is ex boyfriend.)

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:40am

    thats the 805 for ya

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:39pm

    I'd join that social circle any day.

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:21am

    I'm a chick, and not BI, I've only made out when a girl when I'm VERY intoxicated, and it was my best friend, so I'm gunna assume this persons a girl.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:46pm

    You don't have to be bisexual to make out with another person of the same gender...

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:57am

    Wow. Sounds like my life.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:55pm

    my head hurts just reading that!

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:55am

    "Damn. You'd need a map to follow this shit. I hope no one gets pregnant. You'll all end up on tv doing a paternity test." That ain't my baby Maury, I told you it wasn't mine.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:51pm

    i feel that some of this is bisexual, but otherwise hilarious.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:39pm

    Yeeeeah this has got to be Simi. LOL@3:36

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:32pm

    Its just the story of ventura county... sb, simi, cam, vta.... could be any of them or all of them... this text should be the definition of ventura county!!!

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:25pm

    isla vista for sure.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:44pm

    Hey do you think we could analyze this a bit more? k thanks

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:47am

    ok bad night but great text!

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:10am

    Damn. You'd need a map to follow this shit. I hope no one gets pregnant. You'll all end up on tv doing a paternity test.

  • 39 46
    Submitted by purplenugs on May 12, 10 at 8:47am

    ventura county definitely, like it could be other places like sb or simi, but it just is ventura

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:04pm

    just like degrassi!!!!!!

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:30pm

    " no one cares how drunk you were and who it was with. there's nothing wrong with making out with girls. stop making it look like such a fucking sin" wasn't it making it sound like a fucking sin, chill.

  • 39 48
    Submitted by EA_Stark on Jul 15, 10 at 6:12pm

    Sounds like most of the lesbians I know in NYC

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:29am

    definition santa barbara

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:54am

    "Sounds like Alabama" no it doesnt...we arent that wild down here. or at least the part im from we aren't....but this is hillarious.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:52pm

    You DEF live in the 805!

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:00pm

    Sounds like Philadelphia.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:32am

    did i hear paternity test?! please go on maury.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:17am

    story of my life, GAH

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:27pm

    Lol @ poster 9:04 pm. Degrassi is right. That shit is super fucked up. Get tested, OP.

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:57pm

    "I'd join that social circle any day." There's room for one more. To make it balanced, you need to have some interaction with the OP, her ex-boyfriend, and the girl she made out with. Gender isn't an issue, it's half and half as of now.

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:47pm

    well sounds like some one goes both ways lol

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:58pm

    Where can I get in this circle?

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:06am

    only thing i figured out from this is the OP is Bi which yea, obviously opens up the opportunity for an interesting relationship web within a group

  • 35 53
    Submitted by lg0321 on May 2, 10 at 6:04pm

    You should have had an orgy

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:54am

    ok ima clear it all up!!! its from santa maria and her name is venesa.

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:27am

    for real. give me a flowchart or a friendcest tree or something. i'm still trying to figure out the gender of the texter. :/

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:04am

    Do you live in Hoboken? This sounds like way too many stories I hear.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:29pm

    OP is definitely either bi or having some issues with gender-specific pronoun usage. That's about the only thing anyone not involved could possibly get out of that. What a night... and yes, you need to expand your social circle. :)

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:24am

    Making out with a chick though. This is pretty easy to figure out though, (s)he gets around a bit.

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:28pm

    Sounds like Alabama.

  • 35 68
    Submitted by epcb7 on Jan 22, 10 at 6:10pm

    How are there this many easy girls in 805? And how have I not met any of them?

  • 36 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:45pm

    That's Santa Barbara for you...