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  • so safe to say she is a girl and keeping her hook ups opposite sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:32am
  • haha yeah, i need to see a diagram to figure this one out

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:22am
  • This could also be San Luis Obispo

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:45pm
  • SAN LUIS OBISPO FOR THE WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:59am
  • You don't have to be bisexual to make out with another person of the same gender...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Sounds like she swings both ways. Cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:37pm
  • can anyone say chlamydia?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:36pm
  • This is like the plot of Less Than Zero. I bet lots of coke was involved. And the rapage of 12 year old girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:24pm
  • ^ no one cares how drunk you were and who it was with. there's nothing wrong with making out with girls. stop making it look like such a fucking sin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:58am
  • Damn. You'd need a map to follow this shit. I hope no one gets pregnant. You'll all end up on tv doing a paternity test.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:10am
  • this has to be simi valley....805 area code drunk skeet skeets sucking face both of which are linked through ex fuck buddys and ex boyfriends && they all know eachother YUP how sad the ses pool of simi....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:43pm
  • this sounds a lot like my life, which I really have drawn diagrams for. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:58am
  • I actually made up a mind map for this slutty little excursion... and yeah, confusing as shit but most certainly Maury worthy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:29pm
  • thats the 805 for ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:40am
  • Ohhh. Thank you I always see it and never know. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:19pm
  • oh shit 11:54 im in santa maria right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:43pm
  • "Damn. You'd need a map to follow this shit. I hope no one gets pregnant. You'll all end up on tv doing a paternity test." That ain't my baby Maury, I told you it wasn't mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:55am
  • i feel that some of this is bisexual, but otherwise hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:51pm
  • no kidding like are u female or male? Cuz if I'm right hooking up with your ex boyfriends' girlfriend is kinda fu**ed up

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:12pm
  • After the girl-girl part I lost interest. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:40am
  • alright i figured it out! OP made out with the ex girlfriend of a guy she used to sleep with and that guy happened to be the ex boyfriend of the girl she had just got drunk with. that girl she just got drunk with was hitting on OP's current fuck buddy who is best friends with OP's ex boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:31am
  • that bitch gave me the clap :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:11pm
  • OP is probably female (Both fuck buddies are male, and only personal ex mentioned is ex boyfriend.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:15am
  • Hey do you think we could analyze this a bit more? k thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:44pm
  • Oh Santa Barbara, you are such a small town. Memories...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:49am
  • did i hear paternity test?! please go on maury.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:32am
  • isla vista for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:25pm
  • I'd join that social circle any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:39pm
  • only thing i figured out from this is the OP is Bi which yea, obviously opens up the opportunity for an interesting relationship web within a group

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:06am
  • for real. give me a flowchart or a friendcest tree or something. i'm still trying to figure out the gender of the texter. :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:27am
  • "Sounds like Alabama" no it doesnt...we arent that wild down here. or at least the part im from we aren't....but this is hillarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:54am
  • Not only can I follow this...im also REALLY scared that girl she just got drunk with...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:14am
  • Its just the story of ventura county... sb, simi, cam, vta.... could be any of them or all of them... this text should be the definition of ventura county!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:32pm
  • " no one cares how drunk you were and who it was with. there's nothing wrong with making out with girls. stop making it look like such a fucking sin" wasn't it making it sound like a fucking sin, chill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:30pm
  • I'm a chick, and not BI, I've only made out when a girl when I'm VERY intoxicated, and it was my best friend, so I'm gunna assume this persons a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:21am
  • Either that or you're all lesbians!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:44pm
  • You DEF live in the 805!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Wow. Sounds like my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:57am
  • ok bad night but great text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:47am
  • well sounds like some one goes both ways lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:47pm
  • It's a girl. I know who it is LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:58am
  • Sounds like Philadelphia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:00pm
  • just like degrassi!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:04pm
  • You live in Ojai, don't you?

    Submitted by shmails on Feb 16, 10 at 5:11am
  • ventura county definitely, like it could be other places like sb or simi, but it just is ventura

    Submitted by purplenugs on May 12, 10 at 8:47am
  • my head hurts just reading that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Yeeeeah this has got to be Simi. LOL@3:36

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:39pm
  • What the he'll does this mean?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:56am
  • Lol @ poster 9:04 pm. Degrassi is right. That shit is super fucked up. Get tested, OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:27pm
  • OP is definitely either bi or having some issues with gender-specific pronoun usage. That's about the only thing anyone not involved could possibly get out of that. What a night... and yes, you need to expand your social circle. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Sounds like most of the lesbians I know in NYC

    Submitted by EA_Stark on Jul 15, 10 at 6:12pm
  • That's Santa Barbara for you...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:45pm
  • definition santa barbara

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:29am
  • Where can I get in this circle?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:58pm
  • You should have had an orgy

    Submitted by lg0321 on May 2, 10 at 6:04pm
  • omg i cant belive u said that because now i know who u are. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:55am
  • "I'd join that social circle any day." There's room for one more. To make it balanced, you need to have some interaction with the OP, her ex-boyfriend, and the girl she made out with. Gender isn't an issue, it's half and half as of now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:57pm
  • Do you live in Hoboken? This sounds like way too many stories I hear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:04am
  • Gawd I love Santa Barbara, they need to open some new bars because i've embarrased myself at all of them, and need a new circle of friends... or at least people to hook up with.... and Alabama or Philly seriously?... um hello it's Califuckinfornia bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:42pm
  • Making out with a chick though. This is pretty easy to figure out though, (s)he gets around a bit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:24am
  • ok ima clear it all up!!! its from santa maria and her name is venesa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:54am
  • story of my life, GAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:17am
  • How are there this many easy girls in 805? And how have I not met any of them?

    Submitted by epcb7 on Jan 22, 10 at 6:10pm
  • Sounds like Alabama.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:28pm
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