I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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this kid is going to fail hard at life, that's the point
Ahahahah gotta love louisville. Not to be confused with kentucky.(:
just gonna say I'm a freshman and I know none of my friends would ever use the word flask, this is beyond fake.
probably goes to trinity or st.x
i don't usually say this,
in fact i usually hate it when other people say this,
but this is bad enough for me to be okay with the fact that this makes me a hypocrite.
Good old Kentucky kid. Probably BS. Probably isn't carrying a flask around but if he is I hope he's drinking our fine, world known bourbon.
There's something seriously wrong with America's youth
who are they supposedly texting that asked what grade they were in.....some loser probably thought of this scenario and put it up here as a text....dumb
Fake. I drank in 9th grade, sure. BUT I sure as hell didn't text people that I don't know that well about it. Especially people who clearly didn't already know I was drinking... Idiot. This was probably not even posted by a high schooler
why do 8th/9th graders even have cell phones, you don't need one till your 16 and have a car
I don't usually say this but... These pretzels are making me thirsty.
No one gives a flying shit about highschoolers. This isn't even fucking funny. Maybe if you were 18 and had a vagina, it would be ok. You fucks think you're so cool and you still live at home.
how did i get 3 real ones turned down and this stupid shit goes through... fucking lame
Alcohol is bad for u kid, switch to LSD
Haha reminds me to take my weed tray out from my backpack
When I was in ninth grade I didn't have a flask... I got a really little one in eleventh grade. I kept it in my bra.
Yeaaaaah, definatly not fake. My friend done worse in the 8th grade. That's where it all started for her. I shit you not.
11:44 is in middle school
dude. just got caught with alcohol at school. soooooooo not worth it. you're an idiot.
Hahaha, this is great, and my area code(: I agree with you 1:53, It doesn't surprise me one bit
I'm not sure why you guys always call these fake.. obviously it's been a long time since you have been in middleschool/highschool because there are plenty of kids I could name that would do somethig like this. there are ninth grade alcoholics and stuff already.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
I knew a few kids who used the word flask. At least two who carried them around. In 9th grade I'm talking
This sounds fake but if it's real this guy is soo cool
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
story of my life.
Not first. Not funny
Dude. Your a freshman. Your balls havent even dropped yet.
I'm not saying that highschoolers don't drink, I
Did. I'm just saying the way it's texted is dumb, why is his friend asking him what grade he is in,that's obviously put in for this site
hope they realize its better to just put it in the powerade bottle.. i mean a flask is kinda obvious.. powerade not so much
The sad thing is this probally isn't fake. Because I am 27 but when i was in 8th grade I always had booze
hehe i live near 502 and this cld definitely be real
Little kids need to die.
these pretzels....are MAKING ME THIRSTY
2:16 well for one thing, I bet yours are stupid and not funny. Just sayin'
4:57 that isn't something you should be proud of
I don't usually say this but...These pretzels are making me thirsty.
coke bottle. not flask. amateur.
Don't be jellies, that high school kid is full of *WIN*!
4:57, why was that a question?
Pshhh at my school the freshmen bring jello shots
I talked like that in ninth grade... and so did alot of other people not all ninth graders are dumbasses, just alot of them.
he probably goes to trinity, go rocks thats how we do!
quit fucking posting about the fucking pretzels on EVERYTHING motherfucker.
idk how this is funny? it's dumb
Fake and homo
I remember those days
Yeah, this probly isn't fake. This shit happens all the time all the time at my school. It's not a big deal.
Switch to heroin it's better
I love my Louisville home!
this is very stupid, and not believeable!
My area code!!!!!!!! Wouldn't be a bit suprised if this was at my school.
dayum the whisky at lunch was helpful...
totally real. bet he was texting some older kid. the reply to the txt of "9th grade but thats not the point" was prolly: "lol, i remember those days. hit me up if you wanna stay awake for 3 days straight." to which the 9th grade replied "no thnx, got trees?".
if this isn't fake, it really wouldn't suprise me. good ol' louisville, ky.....
Sooo. This is totally my area code, and, this doesn't surprise me.
these pretzels are making me thristy
You never bring the flask to school, not discreet enough. You have a half pint of jacks with a little bit of coffee in a mug then a waterbottle with vodka because it smells less. I perfected alcoholic drinking in high school.
you're like 12, do you even know what a flask is?
And yes, this is both fake and lame. Bravo kids.
Fake, but at least they made it a Kentucky area code to make it seem a little realistic.
that's what we call it at assumption
I believe all of this... But a flask? I dont even have one of those and im far past ninth grade.
I love the people who claim that they "don't normally do the fake thing" but then go on to say that this text is fake. You guys can go fuck yourselves. We don't need a back story.
i'm in ninth grade and i had a water bottle full of vodka in my purse today?
nice, sounds like me freshman year! lol
457 - getting shitfaced in high school is soooo fun
wow, good for you, you'll be a nasty, gnarled alcoholic by the time you graduate high school. your parents must be so proud.
TFLN can go fist themselves with this fake shit
9th graders dont even talk like that
No joke 2:24. This shit is lame!
Umm. We were drunk like that in middle school. Off mad dog 20/20. Humble Texas that's how we rolled. Lol.
This could be real. When I was in high school I didn't have a flask but I normally brought a water bottle full of vodka to school.
knowing the area and the stupid shits that are around here its real. hes either in schs trinity or st x. i knew some ppl that carried flasks while in high school got caught but still carried them.
This is just some stupid freshman trying to be classy... And yes, some of us actually do type properly.
I agree with 841 when I was I'm high school I played basketball and on out way back from our away games we always at dr pepper bottle and sprite bottles and filled them up with alcohol
Presentation girl. She told me about this haha
as for the rest of you, if it's fake just let it be. You aren't gonna make it go away by calling it fake and things happen to other people that may not happen to you so just shut up. Kthanks.
HAHAHAHAHAHA IM A FRESHMEN TOOO like in highskool...I WILL MARRY THIS KID!!
Everyone who thinks this text requires much intelligence and thinks there aren't 9th graders that wild need to crawl from underneath their rock....let me get some pretzels..
6:10 is retarded. all eighth graders are stupid. the only people i've seen text like that is black girls at my school (not being racist just saying what I've observed) and middleschoolers who think they're badasses because they have cell phones now.
If this is real... this pre-pubescent tool clearly thinks they're the shit.
dude i think i've tried to post better fake ones than this and got turned down. bullshit.
Ridiculously fake. Who the hell approves these things?
normally I don't do the whole "fake" thing, but this is fake by a million
Def not fake, used to drink vodka out of water bottles in the 7th... Needless to say we have problems
this only proves that the people who run this site are a bunch of chode monkeys who find the stupidest shit funny. this point is further evidenced by the i hope they serve beer in hell ads that they run on this site.
I don't know a single 9th grader smart enough or witty enough to text coherently, let alone be able to develop a clever/funny response. I'm calling bullshit.
If u text something like tht wouldn't the other person know for sure what grade you are in... You can't text this stuff to someone who doesn't know u
You be surprised. I work in a school system in Oklahoma. we have 5th graders and up talking like this. kids these days just don't care.
Cool bullshittext bro, and fuck you tfln staff, wake the fuck up
Hahahaha it's hilarious because this is so how all the 9th graders I know are. Who cares if it's fake? Damnnn.
Well, as someone who is also in 9th grade, I would like to say that this text is most probably true, and I wouldn't be surprised if it were one of my firends who had sent this in.
I agree with 2:15 trinity or stx for sure
1:23 the worst part about this fake is that the 1 year old who submitted it thinks it makes them sound cool as hell
No no no like this... These pretzels, are makin me thirsty.
this is 4:57 bitches i was just kidding it was syringes of heroin.
I agree they should let more texts throgh they let like ten a day and only like three are funny so just let more through and will decide wats funny they're screening to hard and it's not workin
forget about the flask, i still can't get over kids with cellphones.. if i had one of those in grade 9, i probably would have become a drug dealer, instead, i just became a drunk..
4:57.. future slut, WUSSUP.