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  • this kid is going to fail hard at life, that's the point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:55pm
  • Ahahahah gotta love louisville. Not to be confused with kentucky.(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:42pm
  • just gonna say I'm a freshman and I know none of my friends would ever use the word flask, this is beyond fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:23am
  • i don't usually say this, in fact i usually hate it when other people say this, but this is bad enough for me to be okay with the fact that this makes me a hypocrite. so FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:30am
  • probably goes to trinity or st.x

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:15pm
  • Good old Kentucky kid. Probably BS. Probably isn't carrying a flask around but if he is I hope he's drinking our fine, world known bourbon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:57pm
  • There's something seriously wrong with America's youth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:48pm
  • why do 8th/9th graders even have cell phones, you don't need one till your 16 and have a car

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:44pm
  • who are they supposedly texting that asked what grade they were in.....some loser probably thought of this scenario and put it up here as a text....dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:59pm
  • Fake. I drank in 9th grade, sure. BUT I sure as hell didn't text people that I don't know that well about it. Especially people who clearly didn't already know I was drinking... Idiot. This was probably not even posted by a high schooler

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:00pm
  • Alcohol is bad for u kid, switch to LSD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:27am
  • When I was in ninth grade I didn't have a flask... I got a really little one in eleventh grade. I kept it in my bra.

    Submitted by WittyUsername on Mar 25, 12 at 10:38pm
  • how did i get 3 real ones turned down and this stupid shit goes through... fucking lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:16pm
  • I don't usually say this but... These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:17pm
  • Haha reminds me to take my weed tray out from my backpack

    Submitted by bkow on Mar 1, 10 at 3:23am
  • 11:44 is in middle school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:46pm
  • No one gives a flying shit about highschoolers. This isn't even fucking funny. Maybe if you were 18 and had a vagina, it would be ok. You fucks think you're so cool and you still live at home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:19am
  • Yeaaaaah, definatly not fake. My friend done worse in the 8th grade. That's where it all started for her. I shit you not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:18am
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Hahaha, this is great, and my area code(: I agree with you 1:53, It doesn't surprise me one bit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:30pm
  • dude. just got caught with alcohol at school. soooooooo not worth it. you're an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:10pm
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:17pm
  • story of my life.

    Submitted by cowgirlup1912 on Mar 13, 11 at 3:17am
  • I knew a few kids who used the word flask. At least two who carried them around. In 9th grade I'm talking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:56am
  • I'm not saying that highschoolers don't drink, I Did. I'm just saying the way it's texted is dumb, why is his friend asking him what grade he is in,that's obviously put in for this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:50pm
  • 4:57 that isn't something you should be proud of

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:07pm
  • This sounds fake but if it's real this guy is soo cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:34pm
  • I'm not sure why you guys always call these fake.. obviously it's been a long time since you have been in middleschool/highschool because there are plenty of kids I could name that would do somethig like this. there are ninth grade alcoholics and stuff already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Not first. Not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:55pm
  • Dude. Your a freshman. Your balls havent even dropped yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:18am
  • The sad thing is this probally isn't fake. Because I am 27 but when i was in 8th grade I always had booze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:39am
  • 2:16 well for one thing, I bet yours are stupid and not funny. Just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:33pm
  • hehe i live near 502 and this cld definitely be real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:54pm
  • Little kids need to die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:23pm
  • I don't usually say this but...These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:38pm
  • hope they realize its better to just put it in the powerade bottle.. i mean a flask is kinda obvious.. powerade not so much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:16pm
  • these pretzels....are MAKING ME THIRSTY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Don't be jellies, that high school kid is full of *WIN*!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:40pm
  • coke bottle. not flask. amateur.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:34pm
  • Fucking freshman!!!

    Submitted by CrawfordS on Mar 9, 12 at 8:32pm
  • Pshhh at my school the freshmen bring jello shots

    Submitted by jennylynn123 on Dec 15, 10 at 1:14am
  • 4:57, why was that a question?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:01pm
  • he probably goes to trinity, go rocks thats how we do!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:49pm
  • I talked like that in ninth grade... and so did alot of other people not all ninth graders are dumbasses, just alot of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Fake and homo

    Submitted by dudemang on Aug 15, 10 at 7:47pm
  • quit fucking posting about the fucking pretzels on EVERYTHING motherfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:40pm
  • idk how this is funny? it's dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:36pm
  • I remember those days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:29pm
  • 9th graders dont even talk like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:49pm
  • My area code!!!!!!!! Wouldn't be a bit suprised if this was at my school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:35pm
  • JUSTIN???? dayum the whisky at lunch was helpful... idk >.<

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:19pm
  • You never bring the flask to school, not discreet enough. You have a half pint of jacks with a little bit of coffee in a mug then a waterbottle with vodka because it smells less. I perfected alcoholic drinking in high school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:41am
  • Yeah, this probly isn't fake. This shit happens all the time all the time at my school. It's not a big deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:29pm
  • I believe all of this... But a flask? I dont even have one of those and im far past ninth grade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:32pm
  • this is very stupid, and not believeable!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Switch to heroin it's better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:24pm
  • I love my Louisville home!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:09pm
  • these pretzels are making me thristy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:03pm
  • 119, lol. And yes, this is both fake and lame. Bravo kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:18am
  • Sooo. This is totally my area code, and, this doesn't surprise me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:53am
  • I love the people who claim that they "don't normally do the fake thing" but then go on to say that this text is fake. You guys can go fuck yourselves. We don't need a back story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:57pm
  • hahaha louisville....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:25pm
  • if this isn't fake, it really wouldn't suprise me. good ol' louisville, ky.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:19am
  • Fake, but at least they made it a Kentucky area code to make it seem a little realistic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:21pm
  • i'm in ninth grade and i had a water bottle full of vodka in my purse today?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:57pm
  • No joke 2:24. This shit is lame!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:36pm
  • 5:09 hahahaha. pregnant-nation. that's what we call it at assumption

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:18pm
  • 2:18 FTW you're like 12, do you even know what a flask is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:16am
  • totally real. bet he was texting some older kid. the reply to the txt of "9th grade but thats not the point" was prolly: "lol, i remember those days. hit me up if you wanna stay awake for 3 days straight." to which the 9th grade replied "no thnx, got trees?".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 4:46pm
  • nice, sounds like me freshman year! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:32pm
  • I agree with 841 when I was I'm high school I played basketball and on out way back from our away games we always at dr pepper bottle and sprite bottles and filled them up with alcohol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:27pm
  • wow, good for you, you'll be a nasty, gnarled alcoholic by the time you graduate high school. your parents must be so proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Presentation girl. She told me about this haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:09pm
  • TFLN can go fist themselves with this fake shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:19pm
  • This could be real. When I was in high school I didn't have a flask but I normally brought a water bottle full of vodka to school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:46pm
  • knowing the area and the stupid shits that are around here its real. hes either in schs trinity or st x. i knew some ppl that carried flasks while in high school got caught but still carried them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:26am
  • 6:10 is retarded. all eighth graders are stupid. the only people i've seen text like that is black girls at my school (not being racist just saying what I've observed) and middleschoolers who think they're badasses because they have cell phones now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:04pm
  • This is just some stupid freshman trying to be classy... And yes, some of us actually do type properly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:08am
  • 457 - getting shitfaced in high school is soooo fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:39pm
  • If this is real... this pre-pubescent tool clearly thinks they're the shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Everyone who thinks this text requires much intelligence and thinks there aren't 9th graders that wild need to crawl from underneath their rock....let me get some pretzels..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:53pm
  • Ridiculously fake. Who the hell approves these things?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:01pm
  • as for the rest of you, if it's fake just let it be. You aren't gonna make it go away by calling it fake and things happen to other people that may not happen to you so just shut up. Kthanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:58pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA IM A FRESHMEN TOOO like in highskool...I WILL MARRY THIS KID!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Umm. We were drunk like that in middle school. Off mad dog 20/20. Humble Texas that's how we rolled. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:50pm
  • normally I don't do the whole "fake" thing, but this is fake by a million

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:23am
  • If u text something like tht wouldn't the other person know for sure what grade you are in... You can't text this stuff to someone who doesn't know u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:05pm
  • I don't know a single 9th grader smart enough or witty enough to text coherently, let alone be able to develop a clever/funny response. I'm calling bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:01pm
  • FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:30pm
  • dude i think i've tried to post better fake ones than this and got turned down. bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:41pm
  • this only proves that the people who run this site are a bunch of chode monkeys who find the stupidest shit funny. this point is further evidenced by the i hope they serve beer in hell ads that they run on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:51pm
  • Def not fake, used to drink vodka out of water bottles in the 7th... Needless to say we have problems

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:11pm
  • You be surprised. I work in a school system in Oklahoma. we have 5th graders and up talking like this. kids these days just don't care.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:29am
  • Hahahaha it's hilarious because this is so how all the 9th graders I know are. Who cares if it's fake? Damnnn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:02pm
  • No no no like this... These pretzels, are makin me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:32pm
  • Cool bullshittext bro, and fuck you tfln staff, wake the fuck up -GoAtSe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:46am
  • Well, as someone who is also in 9th grade, I would like to say that this text is most probably true, and I wouldn't be surprised if it were one of my firends who had sent this in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:01pm
  • 1:23 the worst part about this fake is that the 1 year old who submitted it thinks it makes them sound cool as hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:26am
  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:18am
  • I agree with 2:15 trinity or stx for sure yeaaaah ky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:16am
  • this is 4:57 bitches i was just kidding it was syringes of heroin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:13pm
  • I agree they should let more texts throgh they let like ten a day and only like three are funny so just let more through and will decide wats funny they're screening to hard and it's not workin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:54pm
  • forget about the flask, i still can't get over kids with cellphones.. if i had one of those in grade 9, i probably would have become a drug dealer, instead, i just became a drunk..

    Submitted by dirtbaggette on Sep 17, 10 at 3:44am
  • 4:57.. future slut, WUSSUP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:23pm