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  • 8:11 I'm surprised you know how to spell balls, let alone have some

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:36pm
  • Gotta love the ville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:46pm
  • You sir are an idiom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:14am
  • 2:14 did you mean idioT?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:17am
  • I'm a bear called Jeremy I like to play and sing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:33pm
  • In Soviet Russia, the hospital wakes up in YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:34pm
  • Alex u failed by being redundant: NBA basketball game?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:38pm
  • 6:43 - you haven't 'ate' all day? Dumb fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:15pm
  • 10:43, you should burn in hell. that's nothing to joke about, that's sick. you are going to have such bad karma.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:51pm
  • This has happened to me too. But it was the weekend before Thanksgiving. It was quite unpleasant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:37pm
  • Thank you 10:43 I would love to pound your 12 yr old pussy, but unfortunately I have already made a date. I'm taking my left hand out to go ice skating. I'm terribly sorry. But trust me if I hadn't arranged this you'd definitely be the one for me. Please ask your father to pop your cherry for you I'm sure he would be delighted at the offer. :) - Alexander

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:51pm
  • White supremacist much? That's all?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:17pm
  • after the hard rock i blacked out it was like emptiness hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:55pm
  • Somebody please pound my sweet virgin boy ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:04am
  • Is no one seriously going to say anything about the fact that his email was "wh1tepow3r"?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:25pm
  • Op blacked out and somehow got a hamster stuck in his ass and had to have it removed. The animal was harmed in this event

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:59pm
  • I wish everyday was kick-a-ginger day..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:43pm
  • reminds me of family guy the "you sir" part, like what peter says, funny though, ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:38pm
  • Hahaha I'm watching that right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:56pm
  • Will someone please show me their private place. I'm an 18 yr old virgin and I want some pussy pleasure. Maybe I could fly to meet you at your place and we could sex for awhile. Then go watch Sherlock Holmes. We could also enjoy a National Basketball Association basketball game. - Alexander

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:36pm
  • 6:43 it's therefore, and eaten. Just so no one else will think you're dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:48pm
  • 1:29 hahahaha. Always happens to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:04am
  • Alexander i'm a 12 year old from l.a. I'd love to lose my virginity to you and then go watch sherlock holmes with you.. I hope you like 6th graders ;) I think I'd be pretty good in bed and my dad says I'm really good at sucking dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:43pm
  • Roll tide! We're messin with Texas! Bring it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:16pm
  • Yeah. Kinda thought you did after I sent it haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:25am
  • Yea because we never lose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:41pm
  • Confession time: 2:04 was the same person as 1:29. And so was 2:05. Mwahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:05am
  • Hahahaha that's hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:03pm
  • Whaddup 2:09 ive got some red hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:14am
  • Who cares about mistaken grammar.... Get off your high horses.... Bitches!! And I agree you can't teach a dumb dog new tricks :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:32pm
  • 10:54 regardless, that's nothing to joke about. so no, get over yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:51pm
  • 10:51 youre attacking him for what he said?? Do you even know what site your on?? I've seen way worse texts than what he said! Get over yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:54pm
  • 7:48- dude, he is dumb. You can't teach a dumb dog new tricks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:58pm
  • No I meant idiom 2 14

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:18am
  • Let me guess, drinking binge gone wrong but hey, you survived, and so you will wear this like an idiot's badge of honor and continue you wreckless endangerment of your body rather than learn from it and taper your future actions to something mor acceptable. -Sephy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:00pm
  • doc we can't remember anything from last night. remember?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:58pm
  • Sephy you're a cunt for two reasons. 1) You don't drink. 2) You signed you name which means you're going to check back later for responses. So in essence you're an attention whore. Get a life you ugly bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:32pm
  • I gave this a thumbs up bc I like it, but technically it's a thumbs down bc it's a bad night..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:29am
  • Lmfao I was 10 43 and the person below me is fucking amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:15am
  • Gingers have no souls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:17am
  • 1:29 nobody gives a shit haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:52am
  • I'm pressing my bare boobs onto the screen right now! Can you see them? (o)(o)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:32am
  • i feel ya! been there, done that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:59pm
  • 6:39 - you are full of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:41pm
  • Stop fucking saying "you, sir..." it is neither funny or necessary. People think it makes them sound intelligent, but it just makes them sound unoriginal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:37pm
  • And dick wad isn't exactly a gender appropriate insult for me. I'm a girl ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:20pm
  • I woke up in a hospital and I hope everyone thinks this is badass instead of pathetic, shameful, and a waste of money like it really is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:44am
  • This, like most things on TFLN nowadays, is not funny. It's sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:01pm