guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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8:11 I'm surprised you know how to spell balls, let alone have some
Gotta love the ville
2:14 did you mean idioT?
You sir are an idiom.
Alex u failed by being redundant: NBA basketball game?
I'm a bear called Jeremy I like to play and sing
In Soviet Russia, the hospital wakes up in YOU!
6:43 - you haven't 'ate' all day? Dumb fuck.
10:43, you should burn in hell. that's nothing to joke about, that's sick. you are going to have such bad karma.
This has happened to me too. But it was the weekend before Thanksgiving. It was quite unpleasant.
after the hard rock i blacked out it was like emptiness hahah
Thank you 10:43 I would love to pound your 12 yr old pussy, but unfortunately I have already made a date. I'm taking my left hand out to go ice skating. I'm terribly sorry. But trust me if I hadn't arranged this you'd definitely be the one for me. Please ask your father to pop your cherry for you I'm sure he would be delighted at the offer. :)
White supremacist much? That's all?
Is no one seriously going to say anything about the fact that his email was "wh1tepow3r"?!?!
Somebody please pound my sweet virgin boy ass!
Op blacked out and somehow got a hamster stuck in his ass and had to have it removed. The animal was harmed in this event
reminds me of family guy the "you sir" part, like what peter says,
funny though, ha
Hahaha I'm watching that right now
I wish everyday was kick-a-ginger day..
Yeah. Kinda thought you did after I sent it haha
1:29 hahahaha. Always happens to me
6:43 it's therefore, and eaten. Just so no one else will think you're dumb.
Will someone please show me their private place. I'm an 18 yr old virgin and I want some pussy pleasure. Maybe I could fly to meet you at your place and we could sex for awhile. Then go watch Sherlock Holmes. We could also enjoy a National Basketball Association basketball game.
Hahahaha that's hilarious!
Roll tide! We're messin with Texas! Bring it
Alexander i'm a 12 year old from l.a. I'd love to lose my virginity to you and then go watch sherlock holmes with you.. I hope you like 6th graders ;) I think I'd be pretty good in bed and my dad says I'm really good at sucking dick
10:54 regardless, that's nothing to joke about. so no, get over yourself.
Yea because we never lose
Whaddup 2:09 ive got some red hair
Confession time: 2:04 was the same person as 1:29. And so was 2:05. Mwahahaha
Who cares about mistaken grammar.... Get off your high horses.... Bitches!! And I agree you can't teach a dumb dog new tricks :)
10:51 youre attacking him for what he said?? Do you even know what site your on?? I've seen way worse texts than what he said! Get over yourself
7:48- dude, he is dumb. You can't teach a dumb dog new tricks.
Let me guess, drinking binge gone wrong but hey, you survived, and so you will wear this like an idiot's badge of honor and continue you wreckless endangerment of your body rather than learn from it and taper your future actions to something mor acceptable.
No I meant idiom 2 14
Lmfao I was 10 43 and the person below me is fucking amazing.
doc we can't remember anything from last night. remember?
Gingers have no souls
I gave this a thumbs up bc I like it, but technically it's a thumbs down bc it's a bad night..
Sephy you're a cunt for two reasons. 1) You don't drink. 2) You signed you name which means you're going to check back later for responses. So in essence you're an attention whore. Get a life you ugly bitch.
I'm pressing my bare boobs onto the screen right now! Can you see them? (o)(o)
1:29 nobody gives a shit haha
i feel ya! been there, done that!
And dick wad isn't exactly a gender appropriate insult for me. I'm a girl ;)
This, like most things on TFLN nowadays, is not funny. It's sad.
I woke up in a hospital and I hope everyone thinks this is badass instead of pathetic, shameful, and a waste of money like it really is
6:39 - you are full of shit
Stop fucking saying "you, sir..." it is neither funny or necessary. People think it makes them sound intelligent, but it just makes them sound unoriginal.