FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
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That's right, show them who's boss.
Don't do that...just take the minister aside and tell him dirty jokes for an hour before the ceremony. He'll be so flustered that he'll screw up the prayers or something.......that's what my best friend did to me.
Wow,read this... 2min later I bust out laughing...
what? what do the r and e stand for?
ya, FUCK R__ and E__!!!