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  • 73 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:32pm

    2:44... you're so articulate.......

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:32pm

    Most of the chicks I know might end up crying if you argued with them while drunk... But if it got that bad they probably already ripped your balls off. Pretty much no-win scenario.

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:54am

    6 33 until he proves its not exaclty pencil dick if you have a giant mushroom embeded on your forehead

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:15pm

    I didn't MAKE her cry. She started to. I didnt make her a whore, a cunt, a bitch, or a slut either, she just is. All I did was state the obvious.

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:46am

    2:34 Obviously, you've never met me. Except with me it's win-lose because I'm still having a great time and the asshole is ball-less.

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:07pm

    1:35pm must be 12!! ;)

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:33pm

    i've shamed a man or two in my day. "pencil dick" works every time.

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:27pm

    haha yeah 1:35 has bitter jr. higher written all over him

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:34pm

    I can honestly say I have never seen anyones balls ripped off.......EVER nor do girls that BAD ASS exist

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:44pm

    So I wrote this a few hours ago and to clarify, I'm a dude, she wasn't drinking near enough. I just tend to hate her for ruining my friend and the general attitude of 'cunt' that she secretes.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:35pm

    It's a well known fact that females = stupid. So naturally, they get even stupider as the night progresses and the alcohol takes hold.

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:08pm

    i think i'm going to stab 4:13 in the uterous

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:19am

    wow, 1:35 and 4:13, really?

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:57pm

    Glad you're proud of that 3:51. You sound like a winner.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:13pm

    Hey, if we didn't need women to keep the species alive, we would've killed their worthless asses off long ago. It needs to go back to how it was in 40s when women knew they're fuckin' place.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:50pm

    I love anyone that used the word cunt.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:01pm

    4:38PM Yeah, she did it while he was passed out on pills. If he was awake and with it, he would've easily made sure she didn't harm him. You're the weaker sex, deal with it.

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:48pm

    Its not a successful night until you've made someone cry. 2:34, I'm sure that women that bad ass do in fact exist. Remember that one chick who like cut off her husband's penis and threw it in a field, or something?. Its just, most women aren't as bad ass as they think they are. And I second 3:50, I also love anyone who uses to word cunt. Especially in the context that 2:44 used it in.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:25pm

    Not sure if this is a guy or girl but I have the same thing going on. For some reason by boys girl just bothers me when I'm drunk and I always get in an argument with her until she cries. The funny thing is my boy just laughs the whole time.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:27pm

    4:13- Women need to know 'they're' place? Classy. Good job.