I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
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2:44... you're so articulate.......
6 33 until he proves its not exaclty pencil dick if you have a giant mushroom embeded on your forehead
I didn't MAKE her cry. She started to. I didnt make her a whore, a cunt, a bitch, or a slut either, she just is. All I did was state the obvious.
Most of the chicks I know might end up crying if you argued with them while drunk... But if it got that bad they probably already ripped your balls off. Pretty much no-win scenario.
Obviously, you've never met me. Except with me it's win-lose because I'm still having a great time and the asshole is ball-less.
i've shamed a man or two in my day. "pencil dick" works every time.
haha yeah 1:35 has bitter jr. higher written all over him
1:35pm must be 12!! ;)
It's a well known fact that females = stupid. So naturally, they get even stupider as the night progresses and the alcohol takes hold.
I can honestly say I have never seen anyones balls ripped off.......EVER
nor do girls that BAD ASS exist
wow, 1:35 and 4:13, really?
i think i'm going to stab 4:13 in the uterous
Glad you're proud of that 3:51. You sound like a winner.
Its not a successful night until you've made someone cry.
2:34, I'm sure that women that bad ass do in fact exist.
Remember that one chick who like cut off her husband's penis and threw it in a field, or something?.
Its just, most women aren't as bad ass as they think they are.
And I second 3:50, I also love anyone who uses to word cunt.
Especially in the context that 2:44 used it in.
Hey, if we didn't need women to keep the species alive, we would've killed their worthless asses off long ago. It needs to go back to how it was in 40s when women knew they're fuckin' place.
I love anyone that used the word cunt.
So I wrote this a few hours ago and to clarify, I'm a dude, she wasn't drinking near enough. I just tend to hate her for ruining my friend and the general attitude of 'cunt' that she secretes.
Women need to know 'they're' place? Classy. Good job.
Not sure if this is a guy or girl but I have the same thing going on. For some reason by boys girl just bothers me when I'm drunk and I always get in an argument with her until she cries. The funny thing is my boy just laughs the whole time.
Yeah, she did it while he was passed out on pills. If he was awake and with it, he would've easily made sure she didn't harm him. You're the weaker sex, deal with it.