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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:46pm

    I constantly wish my dog could text me. Though cat lovers are still weirder.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:13am

    I like chicken I like liver. Meow mix meow mix PLEASE DELIVER!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:04pm

    i say that shit about my dog.....yeah i am creepy...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:38am

    Dog owners don't do that? I leave cartoons on for my dogs sos they don't get lonely and I call my answering machine to talk to them. Yes, dog owners do do that!! hahaha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:13pm

    I hate when people post texts that are not even remotely funny. What gives you the idea that an inside joke would be funny to everyone OUTSIDE of the joke?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:00pm

    7:01 needs a cookie.

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    Submitted by Tru2tha on Mar 7, 11 at 10:06pm

    Hahahahaha i found that hilarious just bcs i could hear it in my head as i read. \nGood ish...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:12pm

    K Psychotic is a definite possibility

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:14am

    HAHAHAHAHAH. fuck you dog person aka 4:05 pm. stop being a whiney WHOREEE. CATS WILL EAT YOUR DOG TOMORROW BITCH.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:28pm

    my cat is too busy smoking cigars, drinking whiskey, and calling cat-whores every time i leave the house to text me. Although he does use the GPS on my phone to air out the apartment before i get home. One day I'll catch that little bastard having more fun than me on a Friday night . . . he'll pay for that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 10:45pm

    5:28...marry me? i'm allergic to cats, but i can deal. lol.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:31pm

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats not funny.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:29pm

    sometimes when i smoke i hangout with my pets and it makes me so sad i can't understand them.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:01pm

    What is it with cat people and an inability to use pronouns? Cats sleep all day, they wouldn't text you shit. Get over the fact that you are needing texts from an animal to make up for your lack of a life.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:54am

    If I saw this cat I would cook it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:34pm

    get some help -- then some friends.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:05pm

    this is exactly what i hate cat people. a dog owner would never say such a creepy thing because we know our dogs are DOGS and not widdle babies. i just grossed myself out typing that, that's how much i HATE CAT PEOPLE.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:25pm

    I laughed so hard reading this... tears.......

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:26am

    last time i was drunk my cat called jesus

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:54am

    I laughed so hard at this, legit. Only cat people could understand.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:40am

    anybody else have a terrifying moment of ex flashback??

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:57am

    I found this hilarious as well

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:12pm

    him name is hopkin green cat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:14am

    Me no meow meow knooooow

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:24pm

    It IS funny... you just have to read the last two sentences with an annoying baby talk goofy voice. See... eh? Funny huh?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:00pm

    ....you're fucking psychotic.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:45am

    My cat has thumbs and he texts all the tiiiiime.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:56am

    sweet grammar dumbass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:48pm

    hahahhahaaha i'm lightweight allergic to cats but i still love them a little more than dogs. i miss our kittens :[