I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
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I constantly wish my dog could text me. Though cat lovers are still weirder.
I hate when people post texts that are not even remotely funny. What gives you the idea that an inside joke would be funny to everyone OUTSIDE of the joke?
i say that shit about my dog.....yeah i am creepy...
I like chicken I like liver. Meow mix meow mix PLEASE DELIVER!
Dog owners don't do that? I leave cartoons on for my dogs sos they don't get lonely and I call my answering machine to talk to them. Yes, dog owners do do that!! hahaha
my cat is too busy smoking cigars, drinking whiskey, and calling cat-whores every time i leave the house to text me. Although he does use the GPS on my phone to air out the apartment before i get home. One day I'll catch that little bastard having more fun than me on a Friday night . . . he'll pay for that.
7:01 needs a cookie.
K Psychotic is a definite possibility
If I saw this cat I would cook it.
5:28...marry me? i'm allergic to cats, but i can deal. lol.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats not funny.
HAHAHAHAHAH. fuck you dog person aka 4:05 pm. stop being a whiney WHOREEE.
CATS WILL EAT YOUR DOG TOMORROW BITCH.
sometimes when i smoke i hangout with my pets and it makes me so sad i can't understand them.
My cat has thumbs and he texts all the tiiiiime.
him name is hopkin green cat
get some help -- then some friends.
I laughed so hard reading this... tears.......
What is it with cat people and an inability to use pronouns? Cats sleep all day, they wouldn't text you shit. Get over the fact that you are needing texts from an animal to make up for your lack of a life.
I laughed so hard at this, legit.
Only cat people could understand.
this is exactly what i hate cat people. a dog owner would never say such a creepy thing because we know our dogs are DOGS and not widdle babies. i just grossed myself out typing that, that's how much i HATE CAT PEOPLE.
anybody else have a terrifying moment of ex flashback??
I found this hilarious as well
Hahahahaha i found that hilarious just bcs i could hear it in my head as i read. \nGood ish...
last time i was drunk my cat called jesus
It IS funny... you just have to read the last two sentences with an annoying baby talk goofy voice.
See... eh? Funny huh?!?
hahahhahaaha i'm lightweight allergic to cats but i still love them a little more than dogs. i miss our kittens :[
Me no meow meow knooooow
....you're fucking psychotic.
sweet grammar dumbass