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(913): View more from Kansas

I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story

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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole

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(612): View more from Minnesota

And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?

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its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me

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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second

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Hashtag Pathetic

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(707): View more from California

I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?

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(847): View more from Illinois

lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.

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(702): View more from Nevada

good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically

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