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  • He'll leave once you start farting. Oh, wait. He might join in. Sorry.

    Submitted by King_Domcum on Mar 23, 14 at 2:58pm
  • So fart... He'll leave

    Submitted by Roosterjuice2 on Mar 23, 14 at 5:24pm
  • I wouldn't be too uncomfortable about farting...if the relationship goes anywhere, you'll have to get comfortable farting in front of each other sooner or later.\n\n"I'm sorry, but I really have some homework I should do. You're welcome to hang out and read or watch TV or whatever, but I'm not going to be very engaging for the next few hours" should be a perfectly acceptable thing to say.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 23, 14 at 10:39pm
  • Just fart might make him leave

    Submitted by weatherford on Mar 23, 14 at 8:25pm
  • Fart in his face or in his mouth and then maybe he will finally leave.

    Submitted by PizdaLvr on Mar 24, 14 at 1:26pm
  • Dating 101

    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Mar 27, 14 at 12:53am
  • If its a g ay when you fart the dude may get a boner and give you aids

    Submitted by ck24 on Mar 23, 14 at 7:19pm