I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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Familiar Vagina would be an awesome band name.
Sure he didn't mean ex-boyfriends? I mean he did cry. . .
Nope...I feel bad for the chick. He cried, thought of his ex gf vagina, then prob didn't even go down.
Thats when you tell him to Close his eyes and keep going!
Have you ever seen a vagina by itself?... Not for me
I could get you there.
That is the most tragic thing I've ever read. You poor...poor thing
Girl u should've hit bitch slap him and proceeded to shove your vag' in his face.,,
10000th bad night. Alright.
Im guessing urs is nasty too. Guess who's next on the chopping block
run like the wind...but punch him first
So when he goes down, he goes down in flames...
Go down on him and tell him his groin looks like a douche's that you would bite off.
1:39 FTW. And even if this isn't fake, I feel bad for the guy.
I'm a little teapot...
He's husband material.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK THAT'S GREAT!!!!!
He was crying because that had been the only thing keeping him believing that bitches ain't all the same. Your vag just showed him the awful truth.
These "men" are giving the rest of us bad reps!!! He must be a eunech
Jesus Christ. Fucking lame ass fake motherfucking post.
Damn I actually feel bad for the dude in this one
this is my area code.... lmfao
That's because his ex-gf was your sister. . . . .
Something like that happened to me... when it was my "turn", he said he'd never been able to get his ex wife get there either.
you should have sent this guy home with a box of your tampons....because he is a big pussy!!
Its true.. I saw pictures
This is the best app ive downloaded hahahaha
No it probably just stank and started to cry because of the smell.
Holy crap, this never dwarves to get laid again, seriously.
sounds like fuckin forgetting sarah marshall
LMAO was his name mike? I bet I know him!
yeah he def just got overwhelmed by the smell, you can believe whatever you want to though stankvag
This is absolutely hilarious.
Look on the bright side, at least you're "normal" down there!
I am usually with 2-3+ girls at the same time....and i've never said that.... I just let them ass worship each other and then i fuck the shit out of them and spray their faces!
happens to the best of us
What dudes cry that much? Seriously
Haha idk how thats possible. Vaginas all look different.
What a idiot
I don't know which is worse... the fact that he started crying (loser) or because of the fact he thought of his ex (shithead). I think it's because it smelled so bad! He's still a dork.
I can totally see this.
Lol that's sad and awkward
You know, I'd take that as a compliment. You can't be upset by that. Obviously he liked hers.. Just give him some time to adjust. Or just tell him that his dick looks like your dads and see how he responds.
U should have gone down on him for making him cry
666 thumbs down :o
I would of beat his ass after I got him horny ;)
awhh how disappointing :[