I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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Familiar Vagina would be an awesome band name.
Sure he didn't mean ex-boyfriends? I mean he did cry. . .
Nope...I feel bad for the chick. He cried, thought of his ex gf vagina, then prob didn't even go down.
Thats when you tell him to Close his eyes and keep going!
Have you ever seen a vagina by itself?... Not for me
I could get you there.
That is the most tragic thing I've ever read. You poor...poor thing
Im guessing urs is nasty too. Guess who's next on the chopping block
Girl u should've hit bitch slap him and proceeded to shove your vag' in his face.,,
So when he goes down, he goes down in flames...
10000th bad night. Alright.
run like the wind...but punch him first
Go down on him and tell him his groin looks like a douche's that you would bite off.
1:39 FTW. And even if this isn't fake, I feel bad for the guy.
I'm a little teapot...
Jesus Christ. Fucking lame ass fake motherfucking post.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK THAT'S GREAT!!!!!
He's husband material.
These "men" are giving the rest of us bad reps!!! He must be a eunech
Damn I actually feel bad for the dude in this one
He was crying because that had been the only thing keeping him believing that bitches ain't all the same. Your vag just showed him the awful truth.
That's because his ex-gf was your sister. . . . .
this is my area code.... lmfao
you should have sent this guy home with a box of your tampons....because he is a big pussy!!
Something like that happened to me... when it was my "turn", he said he'd never been able to get his ex wife get there either.
No it probably just stank and started to cry because of the smell.
I am usually with 2-3+ girls at the same time....and i've never said that.... I just let them ass worship each other and then i fuck the shit out of them and spray their faces!
happens to the best of us
This is the best app ive downloaded hahahaha
This is absolutely hilarious.
Look on the bright side, at least you're "normal" down there!
Holy crap, this never dwarves to get laid again, seriously.
sounds like fuckin forgetting sarah marshall
Its true.. I saw pictures
LMAO was his name mike? I bet I know him!
yeah he def just got overwhelmed by the smell, you can believe whatever you want to though stankvag
I can totally see this.
I don't know which is worse... the fact that he started crying (loser) or because of the fact he thought of his ex (shithead). I think it's because it smelled so bad! He's still a dork.
Haha idk how thats possible. Vaginas all look different.
You know, I'd take that as a compliment. You can't be upset by that. Obviously he liked hers.. Just give him some time to adjust. Or just tell him that his dick looks like your dads and see how he responds.
What a idiot
Lol that's sad and awkward
666 thumbs down :o
What dudes cry that much? Seriously
U should have gone down on him for making him cry
I would of beat his ass after I got him horny ;)
awhh how disappointing :[