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  • Familiar Vagina would be an awesome band name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Sure he didn't mean ex-boyfriends? I mean he did cry. . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:22pm
  • Nope...I feel bad for the chick. He cried, thought of his ex gf vagina, then prob didn't even go down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:40pm
  • Thats when you tell him to Close his eyes and keep going!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:10pm
  • Have you ever seen a vagina by itself?... Not for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:32am
  • I could get you there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:12am
  • That is the most tragic thing I've ever read. You poor...poor thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Girl u should've hit bitch slap him and proceeded to shove your vag' in his face.,,

    Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 3, 11 at 5:08pm
  • 10000th bad night. Alright.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Im guessing urs is nasty too. Guess who's next on the chopping block

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:01pm
  • run like the wind...but punch him first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:50pm
  • So when he goes down, he goes down in flames...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:29pm
  • Go down on him and tell him his groin looks like a douche's that you would bite off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:18pm
  • 1:39 FTW. And even if this isn't fake, I feel bad for the guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:12pm
  • I'm a little teapot...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:08pm
  • He's husband material.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:42pm
  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK THAT'S GREAT!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:06pm
  • He was crying because that had been the only thing keeping him believing that bitches ain't all the same. Your vag just showed him the awful truth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:32pm
  • These "men" are giving the rest of us bad reps!!! He must be a eunech

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Jesus Christ. Fucking lame ass fake motherfucking post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Damn I actually feel bad for the dude in this one -charm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:34pm
  • this is my area code.... lmfao

    Submitted by lockdown9111 on Jul 24, 11 at 4:59pm
  • That's because his ex-gf was your sister. . . . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Something like that happened to me... when it was my "turn", he said he'd never been able to get his ex wife get there either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:02am
  • you should have sent this guy home with a box of your tampons....because he is a big pussy!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:13am
  • Its true.. I saw pictures

    Submitted by thatkiddownthe on Jul 15, 11 at 4:05am
  • This is the best app ive downloaded hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:38am
  • No it probably just stank and started to cry because of the smell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:26pm
  • Holy crap, this never dwarves to get laid again, seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:37am
  • sounds like fuckin forgetting sarah marshall

    Submitted by mikemc1225 on Jan 8, 12 at 11:05pm
  • LMAO was his name mike? I bet I know him!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:03am
  • yeah he def just got overwhelmed by the smell, you can believe whatever you want to though stankvag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:53pm
  • This is absolutely hilarious. Look on the bright side, at least you're "normal" down there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:07pm
  • I am usually with 2-3+ girls at the same time....and i've never said that.... I just let them ass worship each other and then i fuck the shit out of them and spray their faces!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:52am
  • happens to the best of us

    Submitted by crazya_20001 on Jan 27, 11 at 5:42pm
  • What dudes cry that much? Seriously

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:43pm
  • Haha idk how thats possible. Vaginas all look different.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Lol 6:10 What a idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:21pm
  • I don't know which is worse... the fact that he started crying (loser) or because of the fact he thought of his ex (shithead). I think it's because it smelled so bad! He's still a dork.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:00pm
  • I can totally see this.

    Submitted by VaginaEat3rXX on Sep 5, 12 at 3:27pm
  • Lol that's sad and awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:20pm
  • You know, I'd take that as a compliment. You can't be upset by that. Obviously he liked hers.. Just give him some time to adjust. Or just tell him that his dick looks like your dads and see how he responds.

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:37am
  • U should have gone down on him for making him cry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:02pm
  • 666 thumbs down :o

    Submitted by Alec_denihien on Jun 2, 11 at 3:00pm
  • I would of beat his ass after I got him horny ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:54pm
  • awhh how disappointing :[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:10pm