I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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At least she was being considerate
vaginas don't smell good after being trapped in jeans all day...it's not that its offensive smelling, its just too vagina-y at that point. and i like to have recently showered before a guy goes down on me otherwise i just don't feel clean enough. even though i've heard it tastes fine id just rather wash it
How nice of her to save you the trouble
As a lesbian and cunning linguist, I can definitively say, in all the girls I've gone down on, only the ones with bad hygiene smell bad. And it smells like sweat, not fish. My ex had a full bush and didn't smell or taste like pee.
I think it's a psychosomatic response by guys. Stop expecting the worst when you put your face down there! You think it's acceptable to jizz in a girl's mouth!
I get the "I haven't showered since this morning and I refuse to have a face down there" nerves. I don't "smell", it is just that I just don't feel fresh.
let's talk about bad dick smells. sour, sweaty, gross!
Hey, at least she was considerate enough to give herself a check. I've had some bad experiences in that regard...
Boys don't even wipe their dicks or shave! And most of them don't shower everyday like girls do. Why do they think they smell like roses down there?
I've smelled squid, boys.
yeah, 1:59, i have to think she didn't wipe or something. that's what would make a vagina gross, not the vagina itself.
i wish guys did the same for us! or changed their diets before we go down on them.
Just clean your twat, that's all we ask!
I wish guys were as concerned about their hygiene as they are with ours.
that's a good point, 2:46. she might just be overly sensitive.
12:04, douching causes a chemical imbalance that could lead to infection and actually make the vagina smell worse. It's a vagina. It shouldn't smell like flowers.
I'm going to start telling my boyfriend(s) when their dick smells, instead of being considerate and going down anyway. There is no way a vagina ever smells worse than a dick. You guys are all whiny assholes who don't want to put in the effort.
If I know I'm going to be with a guy I don't like, I purposely don't wipe or wash my vag for a few days before I meet up with him then force him to eat it.
at least she saved you some nasty troubles. she's a keeper.
No guy skips a smell check in a new relationship. Just finger remove hug her run the wet hand up toward her shoulder and kiss her neck. That way you can check the ph so to speak. I'm torn on this one
sounds like just good manners
At least she warned you. Get over it. Girls are human
What about when your fart gas goes all up in that open wound???
All i know is that i eat pussy like a fat kid eats chocolate cake. Fucking love it!!!
I voted good night. She saved you from tasting nasty vag. Plus, our dicks were blessed with the inability to smell.
stinker = elaborate cover up of very bad, sloppy oral skills
"well of course i couldn't get her off, man; she was a stinker"
Nope, didn't touch her after that, made my escape, and never talked to her again. Once I smell or even hear about smelling a fishy twat, I can't even look at them again.
My girl never smells bad!
At least your priorities are in line with a $850 car payment.
I hope you at least got a BJ
3:27, you don't wipe back to front, idiot. And we can say the same about your balls cradled in your skid marks.
Haha it WOULD be South Carolina
That's the definition of a nice girl.
I trapped a vag once, cornered it and then plugged it
2:00- bhahhahahah LMFAO
3:49 starting rate is 250. I have a fucking 850 car payment per month. FML. 50 bucks barely fills my tank.
Oh no, not a girl with a conscience, anything but that! Shit, it's too bad more people don't look out like that.
7:35, what are you doing wrong that you get so many bacterial infections down there?
psychosomatic: of, relating to, involving, or concerned with bodily symptoms caused by mental or emotional disturbance
like getting stomach cramps when you're nervous. i think it can apply here, dickwad. boys psych themselves out going down on a girl and think the worst of it. makes sense.
Are you sure it was a smell check OP?
Maybe she started her period?
hey, it happens. At least she said something.
Stink goes away after a minute or 2. Get those juices flowing, and all is well.
Does anyone wanna eat me out ? I dont smell
if it's clean, I'm keen!
2:33, maybe you should learn the meaning of psychosomatic and the difference between it and an olfactory hallucinations. Until then, shut your cock holsters.
thats fuckin sick dude
Like every one of your girlfriend's friends doesn't know what a small dick you have, 6:39.
I wish every chick would do that, they would save themselves the embarrassment of having word spread around to his friends that she stinks. Guys do tell their friends when they find a stinker
Your vagina does NOT smell according to the number of partners you've had people. It depends on if you actually WASH it once in awhile.
2:38 misspelled hygiene. do we laugh at him? or sterilize him?
im guessing she put her hand down there and then smelled it...i do that sometimes. i think it was considerate of her
322- 1. tell me how the fuck you wipe your dick? 2. i know way more chicks that dont shower daily as opposed to guys
That is a considerate caring woman. Def a keeper.
I shouldn't be able to smell myself, which is how you know you don't smell.
That was nice of her.
Ewwwwww . Did u still fuck her with your .(dick)
4:05 do you have a website. I have a feeling you are one hell of a catch. Abolish LOL
At least she didn't do a TASTE test!
Do STD's make your cooter smell nasty?
Mushroom dick is the worst.
Most of you think yours doesnt smell but do you smell yourself everyday? She probably shouldnt of done that in front of him haha
2:17 you can still fuck during a period.
Thats a very considerate woman!
3:09....most of the young girls on here don't know those tricks. Stop telling them. They will know what that young dumbass is doing now.
Eat it anyway!!
3:08 FORCE HIM TO EAT IT? I'd say oh hell no. I'd fuck it at then force you to suck my dick you nasty bitch. I'd hold your head down till cum was flowing out of your mouth!
Hey just pee on me while I'm fucking you
Also a lesbian, and I agree with the anonymous lesbian!
If the stench is kickin', I'm only stickin'.
yea, okay its nice and all that she saved you from that, but that is NASTY.
im with 2:11
1240 is going to get a yeast infection. Mmmmmmm
917 365 4380, my cunt don't stink.. Love the black cock as well... Shoot me a text!!!
There is a wonderful new invention--DOUCHE!!! google that shit you skanky bitch
3:23 yes I do and it's pretty degrading because my pussy smells and feels phenomenal when taken care of. Fuck them dirty men though. They don't get that special of treatment.
@ 1:59 you obviously have never smelled a nasty conch. We're not all that lucky bud.
3:38 I would but there are no brothels where I live and I work two other regular jobs on top of that. Once I get enough ducky I'll be moving to bigger and better and cleaner things. Amen.
You should not fuck this girl. She's infected and doesn't know it. A vagina should not smell. Healthy vaginas don't smell.
At least she checked
I have a 9 inch tounge and breathe through my ears, and eat more pussy than cervical cancer, a girl who checks herself for you is awesome
happened to a friend of mine once - he replied "dont worry, I have had bad pussy before" and ate it anyway
803-351-2938 call me the stinky ppussy queen
Get that beat up pussy clean asap
I call it consideration she's just looking out for you..
2:34am you're just mad cause you have a fish factory in your panties. It's called a shower twice a day and especially after you're pussy has been festering in your panties all day
The only reasons a vagina smells bad: bad overall hygiene, in which everything smells bad; a fungal infection; not wiping; a fistula, which would cause her to poop from her vagina; not changing her underwear.
Notice a vagina won't smell bad naturally.
11:50, well I don't get them all the time or anything, but it has happened a few times, and I usually know the cause. My Dr. explained it, and not that I'm really doing anything wrong just that my body chemistry doesn't like being tampered with. Sometimes a womans body can get finicky I guess.
3:08 that is absolutely repulsive, im sorry that some people think thats funny as shit, therefore its cool, but no you're a nasty bitch.
No you're not real, I win
That's good at least she checked.... never fun to go down and smell the sewer for yourself
ewww that sounds like this fat ass girl I know named stephanie Sova hahaha you all should text her and tell her that her nasty twat smells like fish! (512)577-1730
Ew.. But at least she didn't just let you go down there.
even a woman with good personal hygiene will smell like pee down there if she has pubic hair even if she patted herself dry with TP after peeing, i dont smoke so i do have an incredibly good sense of smell...
3:32"balls cradled in skid marks"=hilarious! High five!
3:17 because it pays my bills. Yup, imma whore. The guys I don't like pay the most no matter how stinky I am. I just hope that one day they get tired of it and move on so I can properly wash again.
OMG 5:19!! Haha. Wow
At least u didn't find out the hard way!!
What an incredible woman! I wish more women warned us guys about those situations.
what the fuck is wrong with other girls' vaginas? mine never smells. maybe during my period it smells metallic like the blood, but that's it.
This seems fake. A healthy vagina never smells bad.
are you people seriously saying that after a day or two without a shower your vagina doesn't smell less than pleasant? this goes out to guys. if ANY girl says her vagina never smells bad she's a fuckin liar, especially if there's any sweating that went down. get off your high horses you stuck up bitches, even you smell. If you're a guy with a girlfriend and you notice she never smells it's called effort and she puts it in for you so maybe try thanking her for that.
Fuck the fuckers in their fucking fuck holes
Haha south Carolina is the shit
@ 6:38 I agree with you TOTALLY!! hahha
I think it was nice that she checked it out first!!!
234. Boyfriends? You beeeootch. How many r u banging? How many at once???? Fuggggin HO
3:09- Haha, I did that one time and as I brought my arm/hand up her back, she reached behind her and pushed it back down so that I couldn't check. Afterwards, I went to the bathroom, smelled my fingers and sure enough, stanky fish smell.
I wonder if she also does anal smell checks?
what i want to know, is how did she reach to do the smell check? did she take her panties off and sniff? or could she smell from a foot away?
Most do smell bad because afterall the cunt is right next to their asshole!! Uhhhhh....
I posit that this is a good night... dude got saved from the awkward box munching foreplay and got right to getting his fuck on.
She was probably ovulating-- some girls can smell a bit worse during that time and slightly more viscous mucus. If she is embarrassed or otherwise doesn't want anyone down there, her loss.
3:54 250 and stinky pussy is for the dirty men. They gladly pay it. Hell, one guy has a fucking nub for an arm and he pays 500.
LEARN TO WIPE BEFORE YOU SAY OUR CUNTS SMELL.
I kicked the best fuck of my life out my house in the middle of it for stinking to bad