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(828): View more from North Carolina

Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...

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(301): View more from Maryland

I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.

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(415): View more from California

so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?

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(650): View more from California

you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!

(1-650): View more from California

noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I look better un-naked...

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(972): View more from Texas

She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."

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