I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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Before you know it, your stage name will be Mary Poppins and you'll be stripping to "Supermassive Black Hole". I hope they throw quarters at (or rather, INTO) you.
So wide an umbrella can fit inside opened?
...Anyone remember those giant funnels you roll coins in that they used to have at the mall and museums?
Chim Chimminey, Chim Chimminey...
if you ever notice everything you pull out of mary poppins bag is either cylindrical or ovular.
its magical and no one really knows what happens once you're inside?
Ew, how loose are you?
"I keep things very trim and proper yet don't be fooled, I can make every inch he has to offer disappear"
sounds like someone's trying too hard to be on tfln...
I'll sweep your chimney.
It happily sucks anything into it that's within range lol
not even light can escape.....i think i'll pass
Just a spoonful of sugar helps my face go down, my face go down, my face go down. Just a spoonful of sugar helps your cum go down, in the most delightful way!
Shes Wide bro wide
Black hole? Mary Poppins was a cracker.