Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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hell yeah asheville!
this is hilarious and so true...
I bet Ryan helm has a nice dick!
sounds like someone has castle envy.
haha, i work at the breakers in newport and think the same thing...
I bet Anderson Cooper has a nice dick
This is the funniest text I've seen on here in months
Best text EVER!!!!!!! Now every time I go to asheville, I'll start cracking up for no reason.
This is pretty funny actually!
Haha, lol! It does make you wonder...
If OP is a girl, that's freakin sweet!
His grandson used to go to my school.... and it runs in the family. I sware.
I'm from hickory... And I have a small house. * wink*
This is especially funny if you're from near Aville at all.
Or how big his wallet was. Silly.
It was huge. Just like that hottie Anderson Cooper. He's hung like a horse from what I hear...
Ha! You're thinking about someone's penis!
Anderson Cooper IS a Vanderbilt!!!
Mylifeisfly is stupid. I makes even less sense than this site.
Sometimes I look at the blitmore estate and wonder why my penis is so small?
I live in hickory too!
And this is one of my favorite texts lol
I took a tour in the house once. It's rediculous.
Hearst castle is a lot better. Biltmore is boring.
His name was Cornelius you dumb shit
Cornelius didn't build the house. George W. Vanderbilt built the house and developed the surrounding forests.
If it were up your ass you would know!
hahaha funniest thing is that when was first reading this txt, i looked to the right and an ad for the biltmore estate was there :D
I've been there and loves it...\njust sayin'