Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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hell yeah asheville!
I bet Ryan helm has a nice dick!
this is hilarious and so true...
sounds like someone has castle envy.
haha, i work at the breakers in newport and think the same thing...
This is the funniest text I've seen on here in months
I bet Anderson Cooper has a nice dick
Haha, lol! It does make you wonder...
Best text EVER!!!!!!! Now every time I go to asheville, I'll start cracking up for no reason.
His grandson used to go to my school.... and it runs in the family. I sware.
I'm from hickory... And I have a small house. * wink*
If OP is a girl, that's freakin sweet!
This is pretty funny actually!
It was huge. Just like that hottie Anderson Cooper. He's hung like a horse from what I hear...
Or how big his wallet was. Silly.
This is especially funny if you're from near Aville at all.
Ha! You're thinking about someone's penis!
Mylifeisfly is stupid. I makes even less sense than this site.
Anderson Cooper IS a Vanderbilt!!!
Sometimes I look at the blitmore estate and wonder why my penis is so small?
I live in hickory too!
And this is one of my favorite texts lol
Hearst castle is a lot better. Biltmore is boring.
I took a tour in the house once. It's rediculous.
His name was Cornelius you dumb shit
Cornelius didn't build the house. George W. Vanderbilt built the house and developed the surrounding forests.
If it were up your ass you would know!
I've been there and loves it...\njust sayin'
hahaha funniest thing is that when was first reading this txt, i looked to the right and an ad for the biltmore estate was there :D