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  • 141 114
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:09pm
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    hell yeah asheville!

  • 130 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:13am
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    I bet Ryan helm has a nice dick!

  • 134 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:47pm
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    Best text EVER!!!!!!! Now every time I go to asheville, I'll start cracking up for no reason.

  • 136 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:43pm
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    This is especially funny if you're from near Aville at all.

  • 135 108
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:52pm
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    sounds like someone has castle envy.

  • 129 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:16pm
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    Ha! You're thinking about someone's penis!

  • 128 100
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:15pm
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    This is the funniest text I've seen on here in months

  • 137 122
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:20pm
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    His grandson used to go to my school.... and it runs in the family. I sware.

  • 128 104
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:18pm
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    haha, i work at the breakers in newport and think the same thing...

  • 123 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:11pm
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    I bet Anderson Cooper has a nice dick

  • 132 116
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:35pm
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    this is hilarious and so true...

  • 119 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:34pm
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    I'm from hickory... And I have a small house. * wink*

  • 119 106
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:17pm
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    If OP is a girl, that's freakin sweet!

  • 118 108
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:19pm
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    Sometimes I look at the blitmore estate and wonder why my penis is so small?

  • 113 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:39am
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    It was huge. Just like that hottie Anderson Cooper. He's hung like a horse from what I hear...

  • 116 106
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:11pm
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    Haha, lol! It does make you wonder...

  • 119 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:24am
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    Anderson Cooper IS a Vanderbilt!!!

  • 121 119
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:45am
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    Hearst castle is a lot better. Biltmore is boring.

  • 117 117
    Submitted by Murderess on Mar 8, 10 at 10:45am
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    I've been there and loves it...\njust sayin'

  • 114 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:31am
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    Or how big his wallet was. Silly.

  • 115 115
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:20am
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    I live in hickory too! And this is one of my favorite texts lol

  • 110 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:44pm
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    Mylifeisfly is stupid. I makes even less sense than this site.

  • 112 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:08am
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    This is pretty funny actually!

  • 108 109
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:16pm
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    If it were up your ass you would know!

  • 118 130
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:54pm
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    I took a tour in the house once. It's rediculous.

  • 91 82
    Submitted by watkinseli on Sep 2, 10 at 9:13pm
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    hahaha funniest thing is that when was first reading this txt, i looked to the right and an ad for the biltmore estate was there :D

  • 103 107
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:49pm
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    Mylifeisfly is stupid. I makes even less sense than this site.

  • 105 122
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:39pm
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    His name was Cornelius you dumb shit

    • 53 58
      Submitted by fakeglasses on May 25, 11 at 8:15pm
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      Cornelius didn't build the house. George W. Vanderbilt built the house and developed the surrounding forests.