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  • "clean and wet a penny and stick it on your tongue. it has a distinct taste just like vag. trust me." Are you trying to tell me my vaj tastes like copper. No thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Eat a lot of pineapple. That's what I do. It definitely helps the taste :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:20am
  • to all the guys here saying they deserve some medal of honor for eating pussy: try sucking a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:24am
  • THAT'S WHY I WENT BI! Haha gotta have pussy. If i can't eat my own I can at least taste a different delicious one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:20pm
  • 6:28: i actually swallowed his whole load the last time he blew i don't get it. aren't you SUPPOSED to swallow the whole load? i always do. i thought that was normal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:19pm
  • smoking makes you taste bad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:36pm
  • 2:23 Never said they yelled. But they do always kiss me so I can taste myself on them and say 'babe you taste great' So I'm going to assume it's true. They're the ones offering to go down on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:43am
  • a clean dick is a tasty dick, but so is a dick covered in your pussy juice. switching back and forth between riding and sucking him off gets me close to cumming myself. I love his dick when it is shoved down my throat, especially when it tastes like me too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:42am
  • 158...same. Every guy that has gone down on me has always wanted more and said that it tasted so good. and same about tasting own. there is the kiss after he's been down, the curiosity taste, and then when you can't wait to get his dick in your mouth after he's fucked you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:41am
  • 123, you're stupid. ever been drunk? remember things differently/ not at all , and make it up. duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:10am
  • Um, why would he be golden if it tastes like fish?!?! I've only ever tasted the faint aftertaste from kissing "after" but I'd think ANYONE would know that fish=bad. And cheese?! Really?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:09am
  • i guess ill go taste myself.. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:11am
  • That's why ladies should taste themselves at least once. I love the way I taste and have never had my boyfriends say they didn't like it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:58am
  • 9:50 screw off douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:10am
  • 3:53 am referring to my vagina as a self cleaning oven ! :) price less

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:23pm
  • dick aint that pleasent either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:42pm
  • I am very bi-sexual and the best taste is no taste. thats a nice pussy :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:13am
  • ra-tards....all just ra-tards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:48am
  • yeah that is the general idea 7:19, the problem is sometimes the guy cums a lot or you can encounter awful tasting cum, which is hard to swallow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:42pm
  • cheese actually. if it's fish you have an STD or a yeast infection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:55am
  • mine tastes like carrots apparently :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:18am
  • wow you've all made me really curious *takes off her pants*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:11pm
  • I have failed to resist the urge to type: You're a mild douche. I am sorry. I don't even have a good reason to insult you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:23am
  • 1:58 - WTF? And btw, genuine question - when guys yell out you taste great - are they lying?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:23am
  • The pineapple thing is true, also, smoking can make you taste less than delicious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Why do people know what goldfish taste like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:25am
  • 10:16....its 9:30 here... that would be scandalous...lemme lick...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:08pm
  • well then im glad they were talking about goldfish crackers. im pretty sure goldfish arent edible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:54am
  • ^ applies to every male.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:14am
  • I agree with 4:13. My vagina is kinda musky smelling, everyone has a different scent...it's just part of your body.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:08am
  • 9:59 ... How do you know that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:03am
  • I rofl'd when I read this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:23am
  • hmmm i agree with 628.. clean dick is a tasteful dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:23pm
  • guys are champions to put up with that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:17am
  • ya its actually supposed to have a distinct copper taste apparently

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:04pm
  • These are getting to be gross conversations haha You all ruined my love for goldfish haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:22am
  • I wonder how fish used to taste before women started swimming...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:11am
  • why would someone say that a vaj tastes like goldfish? all the types of fish, and yet, goldfish?......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:22am
  • i love to lick my boys face after he eats. but i also love to make him pull out and suck on it for a minute to taste myself on his dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:30am
  • no taste is nice....and healthy. if you taste fish or cheese or crackers there's an issue. buy a douche for the poor girl, send her to a hygiene class, and run. then again you were dumb to get near her because you prolly smelled that shit long before her panties were off!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:33am
  • everyone has thier own opinion. dont dis it until you know what vag tastes like...and thank you. : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:18pm
  • !best thread ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:19am
  • hahaha me too 1:38 .. but I thought tasting/smelling like fish was a bad thing, like maybe you should take a shower?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:41am
  • fucking. brilliant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:17am
  • Coming from a lesbian: It does have a taste, just not a distinct one. Should be a little salty/sweet, but just a hint. If it's overpowering or tastes/smells like fish, cheese, or whatever else was said, resurface and run!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:19pm
  • 5:11 call me when u do that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:41am
  • ...people also have different taste buds, you fucks. you could taste differently to yourself than to your guy or girl...just adding that into the mix. there is no "right" or "wrong" taste, but there are obvious indications of infection or straight dirty vag...avoid those. not that hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:13am
  • NO NO NO!!!! They are NOT supposed to taste or smell like fish!!! That's a yeast infection, get it fixed!!!! EWWWWWW!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:41pm
  • Raunchy 6:28. I love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:52pm
  • yea someone answer that question, its urgent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:53pm
  • pussy is supposed to taste like pussy. here is a simple rule to live by and one should be just fine: when in doubt, eat it out. but if it smells like trout, get the fuck out. i'l do some exploring before just diving in head first, however! ;o) the pineapple thing is true, its good for your PH. and i clearly need not say, but i will anyway...call them what you will, but women who love other women rule. bow down when in the temple of the vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:41am
  • 1:58am You just turned me on. Seriously, my dick moved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:59am
  • Does it really taste like fish? need to tell my bf thanks more often lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:38am
  • This sounds like the punchline of a joke that never really started.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:23am
  • i love the taste of a good, clean, dick. i have yet to taste pussy, but its something i really want to do. i've tasted my own and i've found that it tastes slightly sweet.i've had a few guys tell me i don't taste like anything, one guy said it tastes like water. one of my favorite things to do is suck all my juices off the guys dick after a good fuck. so yummy. my current lover has delicious cum, i actually swallowed his whole load the last time he blew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:28pm
  • I taste great, but no chick tastes like goldfish crackers. Or goldfish. That's my bisexual chica 2 cents. Bank on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:07am
  • 1:22 and 1:25-The little goldfish crackers idiots. At least I hope.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:28am
  • lool 1024 true say true say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:03am
  • 1:58 <<< I'm in love... :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:23am
  • 7:41am... "bow down in the temple of the vagina"... this is my new philosophy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Juvenile. Lame. Boring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:32am
  • Yeah pussy is not supposed to taste or smell like fish you fucking 2nd grade retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:44am
  • Doesn't it go 'if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin; if it tastes like trout, get the hell out'? Sounds like questionable friend advice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:06pm
  • I am not a lesbian, but I've tasted my own "juice" or whatever you'd like to call it. It wasn't unpleasant, it was just sort of there... I don't know, it tasted like pussy. It doesn't taste like anything else, and definitely NOT fish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:19pm
  • the snack u idiot.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:28am
  • Omg I love this thread cause it house on for hours haha but my opinion is that I love pussy I can eat it all day shits fun like I'll be watching the game and eatin my girl out there's nothing better trust me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:35pm
  • This thread is awesome! Starting with 1:58's hot, hot post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:35pm
  • hahaaha dont mind my retarded 2nd grader question but... what is IT supposed to taste like???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:51am
  • clean and wet a penny and stick it on your tongue. it has a distinct taste just like vag. trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:59am
  • a friend told me...i didnt believe him, so i tried it and i was impressed. thats the only way i can describe it. screw the cheese and fish taste

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:48pm
  • I like mine garnished with a twist of lemon, but that's just me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:16am
  • smells like calogne , leave it alone ' smells like fish , take a dish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:21pm
  • 3:33 douching is not healthy. The vagina is like a self cleaning oven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:53am
  • 2 19 haha.. "it was just sorta there" love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:08pm
  • over douching is not healthy... simple mild douche is fine...and pleasant... I know about healthy bacteria and yeast...i did not imply easy off...just a mild douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:56am
  • im eating goldfish.. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:44pm
  • I disagree with the no taste thing. I taste pretty fucking delicious. Not like fish, or cheese, or any food. My pussy tastes like...I don't even have words. It's just good. Time for another 2nd grade question--Do all (healthy) vaginas taste the same? Because if they do, I might have to seriously consider bisexuality. Yummy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:11pm
  • No best taste is a little sweet. Also bi. Love pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:18am
  • 10:41 you're way slow. like retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:20am
  • I usually don't do this but I call fake. How you could you possibly be dumb enough to mistake the sentence "youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!" for "vagina tastes like goldfish"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:23am
  • 650 needs better friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:57pm
  • I hadn't realized that most other girls didn't know what they tasted like. I thought it was pretty standard/assumed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:56am
  • 8:16 haha. sounds lovely!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:58am
  • 4:23 am hysterical. for real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:01am
  • I'm infatuated by 9:30. Marry me (no just kidding, but fuck me please)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:16am