you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
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"clean and wet a penny and stick it on your tongue. it has a distinct taste just like vag. trust me."
Are you trying to tell me my vaj tastes like copper. No thank you.
Eat a lot of pineapple. That's what I do. It definitely helps the taste :)
to all the guys here saying they deserve some medal of honor for eating pussy: try sucking a dick.
THAT'S WHY I WENT BI! Haha gotta have pussy. If i can't eat my own I can at least taste a different delicious one.
6:28: i actually swallowed his whole load the last time he blew
i don't get it. aren't you SUPPOSED to swallow the whole load? i always do. i thought that was normal.
smoking makes you taste bad?
i guess ill go taste myself.. haha
2:23 Never said they yelled. But they do always kiss me so I can taste myself on them and say 'babe you taste great' So I'm going to assume it's true. They're the ones offering to go down on me.
a clean dick is a tasty dick, but so is a dick covered in your pussy juice. switching back and forth between riding and sucking him off gets me close to cumming myself. I love his dick when it is shoved down my throat, especially when it tastes like me too.
158...same. Every guy that has gone down on me has always wanted more and said that it tasted so good.
and same about tasting own. there is the kiss after he's been down, the curiosity taste, and then when you can't wait to get his dick in your mouth after he's fucked you.
Um, why would he be golden if it tastes like fish?!?! I've only ever tasted the faint aftertaste from kissing "after" but I'd think ANYONE would know that fish=bad. And cheese?! Really?!
dick aint that pleasent either
yeah that is the general idea 7:19, the problem is sometimes the guy cums a lot or you can encounter awful tasting cum, which is hard to swallow.
I am very bi-sexual and the best taste is no taste. thats a nice pussy :P
123, you're stupid. ever been drunk? remember things differently/ not at all , and make it up. duh.
That's why ladies should taste themselves at least once. I love the way I taste and have never had my boyfriends say they didn't like it.
if it's fish you have an STD or a yeast infection.
screw off douche
ra-tards....all just ra-tards
Why do people know what goldfish taste like?
1:58 - WTF? And btw, genuine question - when guys yell out you taste great - are they lying?
3:53 am referring to my vagina as a self cleaning oven ! :) price less
wow you've all made me really curious
*takes off her pants*
mine tastes like carrots apparently :D
I agree with 4:13. My vagina is kinda musky smelling, everyone has a different scent...it's just part of your body.
I have failed to resist the urge to type:
You're a mild douche.
I am sorry. I don't even have a good reason to insult you.
^ applies to every male.
well then im glad they were talking about goldfish crackers. im pretty sure goldfish arent edible.
The pineapple thing is true, also, smoking can make you taste less than delicious.
9:59 ... How do you know that?
why would someone say that a vaj tastes like goldfish? all the types of fish, and yet, goldfish?......
hmmm i agree with 628.. clean dick is a tasteful dick
hahaha me too 1:38 .. but I thought tasting/smelling like fish was a bad thing, like maybe you should take a shower?
i love to lick my boys face after he eats.
but i also love to make him pull out and suck on it for a minute to taste myself on his dick.
guys are champions to put up with that.
Coming from a lesbian:
It does have a taste, just not a distinct one. Should be a little salty/sweet, but just a hint. If it's overpowering or tastes/smells like fish, cheese, or whatever else was said, resurface and run!
I wonder how fish used to taste before women started swimming...
10:16....its 9:30 here...
that would be scandalous...lemme lick...
These are getting to be gross conversations haha
You all ruined my love for goldfish haha
everyone has thier own opinion. dont dis it until you know what vag tastes like...and thank you. : )
no taste is nice....and healthy. if you taste fish or cheese or crackers there's an issue. buy a douche for the poor girl, send her to a hygiene class, and run. then again you were dumb to get near her because you prolly smelled that shit long before her panties were off!
!best thread ever!
I rofl'd when I read this.
...people also have different taste buds, you fucks. you could taste differently to yourself than to your guy or girl...just adding that into the mix. there is no "right" or "wrong" taste, but there are obvious indications of infection or straight dirty vag...avoid those. not that hard.
Does it really taste like fish? need to tell my bf thanks more often lol
lool 1024 true say true say
hahaaha dont mind my retarded 2nd grader question but... what is IT supposed to taste like???
ya its actually supposed to have a distinct copper taste apparently
NO NO NO!!!! They are NOT supposed to taste or smell like fish!!! That's a yeast infection, get it fixed!!!! EWWWWWW!!!!!!
pussy is supposed to taste like pussy. here is a simple rule to live by and one should be just fine:
when in doubt, eat it out.
but if it smells like trout, get the fuck out.
i'l do some exploring before just diving in head first, however! ;o) the pineapple thing is true, its good for your PH. and i clearly need not say, but i will anyway...call them what you will, but women who love other women rule. bow down when in the temple of the vagina.
5:11 call me when u do that
Raunchy 6:28. I love it!
I taste great, but no chick tastes like goldfish crackers. Or goldfish.
That's my bisexual chica 2 cents. Bank on it.
1:22 and 1:25-The little goldfish crackers idiots. At least I hope.
This sounds like the punchline of a joke that never really started.
You just turned me on. Seriously, my dick moved.
7:41am... "bow down in the temple of the vagina"... this is my new philosophy.
This thread is awesome!
Starting with 1:58's hot, hot post.
Yeah pussy is not supposed to taste or smell like fish you fucking 2nd grade retards.
yea someone answer that question, its urgent
i love the taste of a good, clean, dick. i have yet to taste pussy, but its something i really want to do. i've tasted my own and i've found that it tastes slightly sweet.i've had a few guys tell me i don't taste like anything, one guy said it tastes like water. one of my favorite things to do is suck all my juices off the guys dick after a good fuck. so yummy. my current lover has delicious cum, i actually swallowed his whole load the last time he blew.
Juvenile. Lame. Boring.
the snack u idiot.......
Omg I love this thread cause it house on for hours haha but my opinion is that I love pussy I can eat it all day shits fun like I'll be watching the game and eatin my girl out there's nothing better trust me
Doesn't it go 'if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin; if it tastes like trout, get the hell out'? Sounds like questionable friend advice
I am not a lesbian, but I've tasted my own "juice" or whatever you'd like to call it. It wasn't unpleasant, it was just sort of there... I don't know, it tasted like pussy. It doesn't taste like anything else, and definitely NOT fish.
I like mine garnished with a twist of lemon, but that's just me.
clean and wet a penny and stick it on your tongue. it has a distinct taste just like vag. trust me.
a friend told me...i didnt believe him, so i tried it and i was impressed. thats the only way i can describe it. screw the cheese and fish taste
smells like calogne , leave it alone '
smells like fish , take a dish
3:33 douching is not healthy. The vagina is like a self cleaning oven.
1:58 <<< I'm in love... :)
I disagree with the no taste thing. I taste pretty fucking delicious. Not like fish, or cheese, or any food. My pussy tastes like...I don't even have words. It's just good.
Time for another 2nd grade question--Do all (healthy) vaginas taste the same? Because if they do, I might have to seriously consider bisexuality. Yummy
im eating goldfish.. <3
No best taste is a little sweet. Also bi. Love pussy.
over douching is not healthy... simple mild douche is fine...and pleasant... I know about healthy bacteria and yeast...i did not imply easy off...just a mild douche
2 19 haha.. "it was just sorta there" love it.
I usually don't do this but I call fake. How you could you possibly be dumb enough to mistake the sentence "youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!" for "vagina tastes like goldfish"?
650 needs better friends.
you're way slow. like retarded.
haha. sounds lovely!
I hadn't realized that most other girls didn't know what they tasted like. I thought it was pretty standard/assumed.
4:23 am hysterical. for real.
I'm infatuated by 9:30.
Marry me (no just kidding, but fuck me please)