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  • I PWN ALL WITH 32,982!!!

    Submitted by Me777 on Apr 9, 10 at 11:14pm
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  • That is believable, and most guys who iare horny and just wants a quickie wouldn't really give a hoot as long as their getting what -they- want.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:58am
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  • dude! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:21am
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  • Doodle jump!!!! I don't blame you...I'd choose that game over sex any day! Check out cartoon wars! Pure awesomeness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:46pm
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  • is anyone else finding the irony in the fact that the game is called 'doodle jump', i guess its just a battle in the end... may the best doodle win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:19pm
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  • this text is like a mutual admission of sucking at sex, unless she's dating a guy with the tiniest dick ever who there is no hope for...in which case they are both still failures. so sad :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:10am
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  • i love how there are people that think everything posted is fake...WE MUST BELIEVE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:43am
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  • I'd probably still fuck the girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:26pm
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  • I'd let her play doodle jump if I just wanted a quickie. Legit indeed.

    Submitted by VexxVoid on Apr 20, 10 at 5:37pm
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  • I'd leave the bitch over that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:28pm
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  • cumming on iphone = good way to get never ass from someone again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:07pm
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  • I just added doodle jump because of this text. I'd have to agree that it's better than a quickie. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:45am
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  • Most quickies don't give as much satisfaction to girls anyway unless the guy actually gives a shit about the girl getting off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:25am
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  • Haha great idea, doodle jump is fucking awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:22pm
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  • (Sigh), Fuckin' a dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:03pm
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  • How is this not believable? I have doodle jump on my iphone. It's fuckin addicting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:50pm
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  • He must really suck In bed then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:55pm
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  • I fucking love doodle jump, i'd totes let that bitch play doodle jump..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:09pm
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  • Ha ha that is do damn funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:59pm
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  • I. LOVE. DOODLEJUMP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:12pm
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  • i added doodle jump. just because everyone says its "amazing". i have to agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:28pm
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  • I hope he came all over her fucking iPhone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:33am
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  • everyone who disagrees clearly has never played doodlejump. yr a sly one, you are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:23pm
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  • 1:33 u r just jealous 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 5:17pm
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  • I would do the same exact thing! Hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:25pm
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  • You should find a dude that can fuck you right, not a guy that's worse than a dildo sex-wise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:06pm
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  • hahahahah thats awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:36am
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  • You have a pussy. I have a dick. So what's the problem? Lets do it quick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:17pm
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  • You should try playing when you're on top. Makes the game that much harder. 51k high score....no more lines that high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:31am
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  • I have that game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:47pm
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  • I've played bejeweled 2 while having a quickie with this guy. he was drunk and I knew he sucked when he was drunk. it kept me entertained. I feel like doodle jump prolly would have been more fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:30pm
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  • Must be a very boring fuck if she's gonna play doodlejump during...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:06pm
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  • I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably wanna play doodle jump too if I was forced to give a quickie. High score 21058 bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:41am
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  • 12:41 stfu I got 26260 BITCH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:57am
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  • 63k on doodle jump :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:39am
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  • Haha I love that game!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:25pm
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  • 51k on doodle jump!!! Holy crap! I'm only at like 18. I suck :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:53am
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  • How does this trash make it on here.. It's not funny or believeable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:02pm
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