He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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I PWN ALL WITH 32,982!!!
is anyone else finding the irony in the fact that the game is called 'doodle jump', i guess its just a battle in the end... may the best doodle win!
Doodle jump!!!! I don't blame you...I'd choose that game over sex any day! Check out cartoon wars! Pure awesomeness
i love how there are people that think everything posted is fake...WE MUST BELIEVE!
That is believable, and most guys who iare horny and just wants a quickie wouldn't really give a hoot as long as their getting what -they- want.
this text is like a mutual admission of sucking at sex, unless she's dating a guy with the tiniest dick ever who there is no hope for...in which case they are both still failures. so sad :(
Most quickies don't give as much satisfaction to girls anyway unless the guy actually gives a shit about the girl getting off
cumming on iphone = good way to get never ass from someone again
I just added doodle jump because of this text. I'd have to agree that it's better than a quickie. :)
I'd leave the bitch over that
Haha great idea, doodle jump is fucking awesome!
I'd let her play doodle jump if I just wanted a quickie. Legit indeed.
i added doodle jump. just because everyone says its "amazing". i have to agree.
I. LOVE. DOODLEJUMP.
He must really suck In bed then
I'd probably still fuck the girl.
(Sigh), Fuckin' a dude.
How is this not believable? I have doodle jump on my iphone. It's fuckin addicting!
I fucking love doodle jump, i'd totes let that bitch play doodle jump..
everyone who disagrees clearly has never played doodlejump. yr a sly one, you are
hahahahah thats awesome
Ha ha that is do damn funny!
I would do the same exact thing! Hahah
1:33 u r just jealous
I hope he came all over her fucking iPhone
I've played bejeweled 2 while having a quickie with this guy. he was drunk and I knew he sucked when he was drunk. it kept me entertained. I feel like doodle jump prolly would have been more fun
You should find a dude that can fuck you right, not a guy that's worse than a dildo sex-wise
You should try playing when you're on top. Makes the game that much harder. 51k high score....no more lines that high.
Must be a very boring fuck if she's gonna play doodlejump during...
63k on doodle jump :)
12:41 stfu I got 26260 BITCH
You have a pussy. I have a dick. So what's the problem? Lets do it quick!
I have that game
Haha I love that game!
How does this trash make it on here.. It's not funny or believeable
I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably wanna play doodle jump too if I was forced to give a quickie. High score 21058 bitches
51k on doodle jump!!! Holy crap! I'm only at like 18. I suck :(