He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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I PWN ALL WITH 32,982!!!
is anyone else finding the irony in the fact that the game is called 'doodle jump', i guess its just a battle in the end... may the best doodle win!
That is believable, and most guys who iare horny and just wants a quickie wouldn't really give a hoot as long as their getting what -they- want.
this text is like a mutual admission of sucking at sex, unless she's dating a guy with the tiniest dick ever who there is no hope for...in which case they are both still failures. so sad :(
Doodle jump!!!! I don't blame you...I'd choose that game over sex any day! Check out cartoon wars! Pure awesomeness
I'd let her play doodle jump if I just wanted a quickie. Legit indeed.
I'd probably still fuck the girl.
cumming on iphone = good way to get never ass from someone again
i love how there are people that think everything posted is fake...WE MUST BELIEVE!
I'd leave the bitch over that
Haha great idea, doodle jump is fucking awesome!
Most quickies don't give as much satisfaction to girls anyway unless the guy actually gives a shit about the girl getting off
I just added doodle jump because of this text. I'd have to agree that it's better than a quickie. :)
(Sigh), Fuckin' a dude.
How is this not believable? I have doodle jump on my iphone. It's fuckin addicting!
He must really suck In bed then
I hope he came all over her fucking iPhone
I fucking love doodle jump, i'd totes let that bitch play doodle jump..
i added doodle jump. just because everyone says its "amazing". i have to agree.
everyone who disagrees clearly has never played doodlejump. yr a sly one, you are
I. LOVE. DOODLEJUMP.
Ha ha that is do damn funny!
1:33 u r just jealous
You should find a dude that can fuck you right, not a guy that's worse than a dildo sex-wise
I would do the same exact thing! Hahah
You have a pussy. I have a dick. So what's the problem? Lets do it quick!
I have that game
hahahahah thats awesome
I've played bejeweled 2 while having a quickie with this guy. he was drunk and I knew he sucked when he was drunk. it kept me entertained. I feel like doodle jump prolly would have been more fun
Must be a very boring fuck if she's gonna play doodlejump during...
You should try playing when you're on top. Makes the game that much harder. 51k high score....no more lines that high.
I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably wanna play doodle jump too if I was forced to give a quickie. High score 21058 bitches
12:41 stfu I got 26260 BITCH
63k on doodle jump :)
51k on doodle jump!!! Holy crap! I'm only at like 18. I suck :(
Haha I love that game!
How does this trash make it on here.. It's not funny or believeable