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  • 52 36
    Submitted by Me777 on Apr 9, 10 at 11:14pm

    I PWN ALL WITH 32,982!!!

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:43am

    i love how there are people that think everything posted is fake...WE MUST BELIEVE!

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:19pm

    is anyone else finding the irony in the fact that the game is called 'doodle jump', i guess its just a battle in the end... may the best doodle win!

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:46pm

    Doodle jump!!!! I don't blame you...I'd choose that game over sex any day! Check out cartoon wars! Pure awesomeness

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:25am

    Most quickies don't give as much satisfaction to girls anyway unless the guy actually gives a shit about the girl getting off

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:28pm

    i added doodle jump. just because everyone says its "amazing". i have to agree.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:28pm

    I'd leave the bitch over that

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:45am

    I just added doodle jump because of this text. I'd have to agree that it's better than a quickie. :)

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:07pm

    cumming on iphone = good way to get never ass from someone again

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:10am

    this text is like a mutual admission of sucking at sex, unless she's dating a guy with the tiniest dick ever who there is no hope for...in which case they are both still failures. so sad :(

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:58am

    That is believable, and most guys who iare horny and just wants a quickie wouldn't really give a hoot as long as their getting what -they- want.

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:55pm

    He must really suck In bed then

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:06pm

    You should find a dude that can fuck you right, not a guy that's worse than a dildo sex-wise

  • 47 58
    Submitted by VexxVoid on Apr 20, 10 at 5:37pm

    I'd let her play doodle jump if I just wanted a quickie. Legit indeed.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:22pm

    Haha great idea, doodle jump is fucking awesome!

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:26pm

    I'd probably still fuck the girl.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:12pm

    I. LOVE. DOODLEJUMP.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:06pm

    Must be a very boring fuck if she's gonna play doodlejump during...

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:33am

    I hope he came all over her fucking iPhone

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:21am

    dude! :D

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:36am

    hahahahah thats awesome

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:50pm

    How is this not believable? I have doodle jump on my iphone. It's fuckin addicting!

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:59pm

    Ha ha that is do damn funny!

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:03pm

    (Sigh), Fuckin' a dude.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:31am

    You should try playing when you're on top. Makes the game that much harder. 51k high score....no more lines that high.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 5:17pm

    1:33 u r just jealous 

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:39am

    63k on doodle jump :)

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:23pm

    everyone who disagrees clearly has never played doodlejump. yr a sly one, you are

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:57am

    12:41 stfu I got 26260 BITCH

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:47pm

    I have that game

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:25pm

    I would do the same exact thing! Hahah

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:17pm

    You have a pussy. I have a dick. So what's the problem? Lets do it quick!

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:30pm

    I've played bejeweled 2 while having a quickie with this guy. he was drunk and I knew he sucked when he was drunk. it kept me entertained. I feel like doodle jump prolly would have been more fun

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:25pm

    Haha I love that game!

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:09pm

    I fucking love doodle jump, i'd totes let that bitch play doodle jump..

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:53am

    51k on doodle jump!!! Holy crap! I'm only at like 18. I suck :(

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:41am

    I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably wanna play doodle jump too if I was forced to give a quickie. High score 21058 bitches

  • 29 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:02pm

    How does this trash make it on here.. It's not funny or believeable