He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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I PWN ALL WITH 32,982!!!
is anyone else finding the irony in the fact that the game is called 'doodle jump', i guess its just a battle in the end... may the best doodle win!
this text is like a mutual admission of sucking at sex, unless she's dating a guy with the tiniest dick ever who there is no hope for...in which case they are both still failures. so sad :(
Doodle jump!!!! I don't blame you...I'd choose that game over sex any day! Check out cartoon wars! Pure awesomeness
That is believable, and most guys who iare horny and just wants a quickie wouldn't really give a hoot as long as their getting what -they- want.
I'd let her play doodle jump if I just wanted a quickie. Legit indeed.
i love how there are people that think everything posted is fake...WE MUST BELIEVE!
I'd leave the bitch over that
cumming on iphone = good way to get never ass from someone again
Haha great idea, doodle jump is fucking awesome!
I just added doodle jump because of this text. I'd have to agree that it's better than a quickie. :)
Most quickies don't give as much satisfaction to girls anyway unless the guy actually gives a shit about the girl getting off
I'd probably still fuck the girl.
(Sigh), Fuckin' a dude.
How is this not believable? I have doodle jump on my iphone. It's fuckin addicting!
He must really suck In bed then
I hope he came all over her fucking iPhone
i added doodle jump. just because everyone says its "amazing". i have to agree.
I fucking love doodle jump, i'd totes let that bitch play doodle jump..
Ha ha that is do damn funny!
I. LOVE. DOODLEJUMP.
everyone who disagrees clearly has never played doodlejump. yr a sly one, you are
1:33 u r just jealous
You should find a dude that can fuck you right, not a guy that's worse than a dildo sex-wise
I've played bejeweled 2 while having a quickie with this guy. he was drunk and I knew he sucked when he was drunk. it kept me entertained. I feel like doodle jump prolly would have been more fun
I would do the same exact thing! Hahah
hahahahah thats awesome
Must be a very boring fuck if she's gonna play doodlejump during...
You should try playing when you're on top. Makes the game that much harder. 51k high score....no more lines that high.
You have a pussy. I have a dick. So what's the problem? Lets do it quick!
I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably wanna play doodle jump too if I was forced to give a quickie. High score 21058 bitches
12:41 stfu I got 26260 BITCH
I have that game
63k on doodle jump :)
Haha I love that game!
51k on doodle jump!!! Holy crap! I'm only at like 18. I suck :(
How does this trash make it on here.. It's not funny or believeable