Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
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Why is it that every time someone dresses attractively or trampy everyone assumes they're trying to get some? Some people dress for themselves and not others.
...who do you send that to, lol.
People who are actually sexy don't have to brag about it. Major FAIL to all the supposed "milfs" in here.
My wife's had 2 kids and still dresses like a tramp. Thank god she works out and has the body for it god I love her for that
Technically, no one said ALL middle aged mothers were frumpy, they were just addressing those who were. No need for the MILF's to get offended.
Frumpy any-agers tend to lack good taste. Sweatpants are NEVER acceptable in public, unless you are running. AND THEY ARE NEVER RUNNING.
You don't have to dress like a "tramp" to get jealous or disapproving looks from frumpy women of ANY age, especially not in Minnesota. (Where most women are chubby and pale and have incredibly poor fashion sense.) A lot of frumpy, middle-aged women will give bitchy looks to any girl who looks better than them, no matter what they're wearing.
This is true...especially if we're within their husband's line of vision. MN women often have an innate passive aggressive nature.
Which is exactly why I'm attracted to pale, chubby girls with incredibly poor fashion sense. They don't feel the need to try to be sexy. They just are.
1:03 shut up porn star I still bet ur not hot
What's the deal with all the fat mom stuff? There are plenty of dumpy ugly guys and girls that have nothing to do with being pregnant. Some people just have a tough time with weight. My sister is 20 and she looks like a sumo wrestler!
It's fine for a husband to look, but for fucks sake be subtle. It's not that hard. God knows middle aged women check out younger men.
I am a mom, and a hot one. I still get dirty looks from frumpy moms. And I'm not a tiny super skinny girl. I have curves and love em. Hit the gym frump-zillas!!
I am a size 6, a MILF and i am hot.
I get hit on by 25 year olds all the time.
I did not let myself "go" after having 4 kids. I take pride in how I look, and i got back in shape for myself, not anyone else.. so do not judge me for being sexy and 41..
I have a few questions.
Since the OP clearly stated the moms who let themselves go, why are all the in-shape moms getting offended?
And more importantly....
what the fuck are middle aged moms doing on this site?! Go be cougars or something useful, like a secretary or sandwich maker. Damn.
Calm down 4:04!! You're probably ugly
I'm with 1:07 the first...
Really OP, if you weren't dressing like an embarrassing tramp, they'd be looking at their husbands in contempt for the ogling, not you.
The OP is probably just confident about her body. There's nothing wrong with flaunting it a little. Just exercise good taste.
A lot of frumpy middle aged mothers don't grasp the concept of good taste anymore themselves.
I have to say I agree... I'm a server at a martini bar and our uniforms are black pants with frumpy looking black shirts and I still get glares from sloppy middle aged wives when I walk up to the table and try to get their drink orders.
I'm mid 30s and married and a mom. I feel sexier than ever. I take very good care of myself, work out, love lingerie. I love seeing young girls out there lookin' hot - they should be. Youth is power. Enjoy it. Men will look, it's biology. My guy is very good at playing it off. I never see it. What I find really pathetic are the 20 year old girls who are chubby and/or frumpy. Or pretty girls who don't see it. What a waste of their prime time.
woops im sorry, i meant 1:03 , the one that thinks she a pornstar...
Ok, I kind of have to agree with the OP in that there are some really annoying bitches out there who think you have any interest in stealing their husband. On the other hand, it's easy to make fun of older, chubbier women who have an entire family to take care of. And like 8:49 said, what about the men who get sloppy and still have the audacity to whine about how their wives aren't up to their standards?
blah, I'm stuck with the "well I'm in a relationship, I might as well let myself go" girl. FML
Calm down cougars, she didn't say ALL middle aged mothers let themselves go. She was simply "speaking" to the ones that do.
Yeah middle aged moms on tfln? That's sad
(this post is just a jar of Mayonnaise sitting in the corner)
not all of us let ourselves go after childbirth, we're not looking at you for any reason to do with our husbands. we're sad for you because you're a tramp.
It sucks that mothers still have to obsess about their looks and work out like crazy after they've had kids if they don't want their husbands leering at younger women all the time. I'm totally dreading my future as a middle aged mother...
4:04 - why manipulate men at all? Why not just have a mutual respect instead of trying to manipulate them? That's what make them treat us poorly.
12 unknown errors. WTF.
Who is the idiot that keeps saying "you're moronic", "you're a loser", seriously I thought you people would be all over that guy.
You're a cheap hooker
39 and you don't know the difference between 'than' and 'then'?
Neither do 20~30% of the people on the Internet.
12:56 who is bitching?
A milf is a mom I'd like to fck which is totally opposite of what this chick is talking about- frumpy is not something u wanna get anywhere near. For the record
No one is worried. Particularly about an ugly whore.
apparently all girls are supposed to aspire to be able to "manipulate men" just like 4:04... how about no. i'd like to think guys like me without me having to manipulate them, thanks much.
Oh I don't think they're annoyed because they feel threatened... They're annoyed because you're dressed like a cheap hooker.....
And ... This is a place for a younger crowd!? What age do you outgrow a sense of humor?!?
They need to stop bitching
4:04 is definitely ugly and fat or else she wouldn't be wasting her time bragging to younger people on this website hahah
You're a sandwich maker
12:52 is a dumb tramp. Get a life and cook me dinner, BITCH.
6:06, please refer to 1:12 :)
I agree with 12:59. You women need to jump back into it if you wanna hit it.
That being said, if your man is checking out that younger thang, you have biggr things to worry about than the hot chick with her boobs hanging out.
And nothing about how fat and ugly middle-aged men get? That's the real reason they can't keep their wives, not the other way around.
Wow. This post is starting to sound a little dykey
Hellz ya!! Thank you!! Finally someone says it!!! Thank you!!
I check out chicks with my husband, while changing diapers and jogging in sweatpants.
Haha I love 12:52. Relax, hahhaaa
No one cares if you're ___ yrs old and _____(insert arrogant adjective here) and had____(insert number of children here.) Shut the fuck up and go fuck your husband's brains out or something. If you're that great you shouldn't have anything to worry about.
5:15 -- it's only an excuse for a couple of months. Then you're just fat.
So's quiet guy in the corner
How about you pick at your acne instead of women?
lol ugly chicks or hot chicks or how they dress slutty or overly covered... what matters in the end is if you catch anything from them
I have a crush on ne-yo
1:04, if your so classy then what are you doing reading tfln? go change some diapers...
girls dress the way they do for attention, don't bitch when you get it
1:48 not something to be proud of having a wife that dresses like a tramp...you might have let yourself go so shes working out and dressing like that for another reason
This site isn't dedicated to idiotic, self-obsessed teenagers. You just think it is. And the only reason you bitches are pissed at MILFs is because you know they're having great sex.
So agree with this! Ladies, get on a treadmill for God's sake!
It's not your fault that you're a slutty whore? I beg to differ.
Somehow I doubt that they're worried about their husbands, more wondering what your daddy did to you to make you think that letting your ass cheeks hang out your clothes is ok.
@ 1:03, best visual image ever of a frumpy woman fucking. Man the harpoons!
I'm a hot mylf and I have huge tits and my pussy is super wet... and I let men know it by shooting vag juice at them. FUCK YA
Teenagers are so boring.
I'm mid 30s and married. He's five years younger. I feel sexier than ever. I take very good care of myself, work out, love lingerie. Here is the funny part...I love seeing young girls out there lookin' hot...they should be. Youth is power, work it while you can. Men will look, it's biology. My hubby must be very good at playing it off. I never see it. What I find really pathetic are the 20 year old girls who are chubby and/or frumpy. Or pretty girls who don't see it. What a waste of the
10:52, not all women. You'd be surprised how much of it has nothing to do with men.
how about stop judging people on a site that's meant for jokes?
Geez, 4:04 is a bitch.
Just enjoy the jokes. No one gives a shit what you think anyway.
No one is judging you because you're 41 and "sexy" We are judging you because you're writing about it on this site
but its true though.. ive gotten creepy oogly stares from those husbands & the wife would like shoot me a dirty look & like jerk him away hahahaha i personally think its hilarious. and NO IT DOESN MAKE ME A FUCKING TRAMP. its cold as hell out & im always covered. it has nooothing to do with it, get over yourselves old fucks - your time is over. go pick up the kids & make some fucking dinner.
more bitching about how unfair it is to be a woman. Oh, I had a baby and it was soooooooo hard that now I can stuff my face, grow my ass, sag my boobs, skip my makeup, stop shaving... Having a baby is no excuse to let yourself go. Dumb, whiney cunts
I'm guessing OP is fat and delusional.
Pathetic. Really? The only reason I would put you down is because you are obviously a petty, vapid loser. Being cruel shows your deficiencies more then anything else.
'what matters in the end' is if you have your ass lubbed
I'm 87 y.o with 8 kids and I look like Denise Richards. I suck peen like a hoover when I take my teeth out. It's hot, bitches!
I can't stand sweatpants. If you are too lazy to put on pants with a zipper you should just not live anymore.
Kill sluts. Fuck their butts.
4:53 - if teenagers were boring Chris Hansen wouldn't have a job.
50 bucks 4:04 is fat and ugly
It isn't hard to stay in shape, even after having a child. Nothing wrong with exercise. Your body needs it, no matter how you look.
Nothing wrong with showing off. But it is annoying sometimes...
I bet you're still not hot
1:14/1:16, i don't see "i'm classy" in there anywhere. i do see "fuck like a porn star." not the same as classy. keep up.
Okay for anyone who said ladies need to get back in it, it's not that hard, that is just plain wrong. Squeezing 7 pounds plus out of your vagina is a pretty good excuse for looking frumpy, I think.
agreed 1:39- she probably wasn't dressed like a tramp, that frumpy lady was just jealous that she can't get her husband to look at her like that anymore cus she let herself go. the OP probably was wearing shorts and a cute shirt and the frumpster was jealous that she doesn't look like that anymore. it's not the OP's fault her husband would rather fuck her than the saggy ugly sweatpants and sweatshirt wearing frumpster. and it's not trampy if you have natural big boobs, you can't help it.
I wanna fuck you porn star!
Talk slower. I'm almooooosssstttttt thhheeeeeerrrrreeeee! SPOINK!
amen! i totally agree living in the 763 and get dirty looks if I look half way nice going into walmart!
I love frumpy, middle aged housewives...they fuck like demons when the husband is ogling the young hotties near the campus. Big saggy tits, and a jiggly ass that is ripe for an anal adventure....yum, fucking, YUM!!!
Hey, 1:39 #1...what the hell is wrong with pale chicks? You type that as though it is an insult.
I'm a chick in San Diego, and I pride myself on being pale....because I won't look like beef jerky with legs in ten years. Just sayin'.
4:04....wow. What an uptight bitch.
that's what she said, 126
Milf in the house! No one looks better than me! I just wish I didn't have breasts that constantly leak breast milk. Yum. But really, it is hard to have a new baby and still look good. Unless you're me. Then you'd be an awesome mom, a sexy wife, and still have time for tfln. Oh yeah, envy me!
Ewww, middle aged men with beer bellies!
Hahaha I always say that will never everrr be me !!!!
I love pissing you guys off. It's way too easy.
Picking up guys at walmart? trying to buy some shit and get out without everyone starring at me- no boobs hanging out, no ass or stomach hanging out- just a pair of jeans and a nice shirt and heels...apparently that makes you a tramp! I didn't say I was TRYING to attract attention, good grief. Wait, why am I defending myself? :)
Anal is your fault
4:04 is the Cougar I have been searching for my whole life.....she is......my fuckin unicorn
My life story. I'm the only one without kids. I know of the death stares and the "chit-chat" about how my scoop neck t-shirt is a lil too low. You know what, you to were hot once. And now your married and have kids. Isn't that what you wanted? Your looks to attract a man. And now, you let them go. So sad to bad.
OP...You're mistaking admiration and envy for pity. They are just sad for you and your daddy issues.
I'm not judging middle-aged moms for how they look...I'm judging them more for wasting their time on a site dedicated to a younger audience. GROW UP!
4:04 meant she has a huge clit not claws
not all middle aged mothers are frumpy. i happen to have two kids and not only am i a size 5 (i was a 7 before my kids, thanks) but i still fuck like a porn star.
i'm willing to bet that the fact that she's sending such a text means she's not exercising good taste, but dressing like a little slut, or else no one would bother to notice her. we middle aged moms, frumpy or not, don't give a shit what you're wearing unless you look like a damned whore. the end..
I'm 39 and I'm hot and skinny woth two kids and I have a man who pleases me every night because I'm that good
there would be a LOT fewer divorces if the wife would stuff her face with her husband's cock instead of that extra donut. Treat your man right by keeping your body in shape, the hair long, the ass lubbed, and the pussy trimmed.
who would dress trampy for themselves? what a ridiulous post!
Oh gawd I'd love to sniff the crotch of those sweatpants...
1:03 IS A PORNSTAR I HAVE ALL HER MOVIES!
also difference between not looking the same as when you were 21 and gaining 50 lbs.
5:18. You are a whore who picks up johns at Walmart
I think the 41 year old is off having sex with her husband. Unlike all the virgin loser trolls still reacting to the moronic OP
I'm going to guess this happened at a gym. The gyms here seem to be full of people who spend a lot of money on the membership, classes and clothes but have nothing to show for it. I had one woman give me looks of death while I was wearing a swimsuit in the sauna. Everyone was wearing a swimsuit.
god all these ugly dykes on this site