Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
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Better be careful, getting engaged and breaking up on Xanax is a gateway solution. Soon you'll be getting married and breaking up on Xanax, which means you'd have to lose half if your shit every few years.
i love zanny bars .. SO MUCH
Fucking New Mexico...
Xanax makes everything better.
505 isn't all of New Mexico these days. You Albuquerque SOBs can't pawn your retardedness off on the rest of us anymore.
I have to go to Albuquerque next week =(
HAHAH I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSSS!
Yeah sure. Dump a xanax then wait half an hour. You'll wake up 10 hours later wondering wtf just happened.
poor bastard, im sorry. if you are a guy or girl either
op - you are a crazy person. taking crazy pills!
Wtf does this even mean? Professional fiancée like SJP in Failure to Launch or that no one will actually pull the trigger? I'm confused. And I don't like it, this isn't even worth it.
i dont know what this means...
Fiancee = female. Fiance = male.
Let me guess: they propose so you'll let them put it in your butt, then realize you're not the girl they want to spend the rest of their lives with.
Haha..this is so sad...
xanax...fuckyes. i have no words but those.
lol is this taras post?
lol. Xanax, FTW!
xanax induced, though?
so xanex makes women feel and act like a man.
hahaha... loser, die alone
@2:14 -- Indeed, I hope with all my soul that she suffers this fate. Bitch.
God, I miss Xanax so much. Feelings are for poor people!
next time, take 25 pills at once! that will solve everything...whore!
Xanax is makes you less anxious not makes you totally emotionless and a dick. Wrong.