Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
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Better be careful, getting engaged and breaking up on Xanax is a gateway solution. Soon you'll be getting married and breaking up on Xanax, which means you'd have to lose half if your shit every few years.
Fucking New Mexico...
Xanax makes everything better.
i love zanny bars .. SO MUCH
I have to go to Albuquerque next week =(
505 isn't all of New Mexico these days. You Albuquerque SOBs can't pawn your retardedness off on the rest of us anymore.
Yeah sure. Dump a xanax then wait half an hour. You'll wake up 10 hours later wondering wtf just happened.
op - you are a crazy person. taking crazy pills!
HAHAH I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSSS!
poor bastard, im sorry. if you are a guy or girl either
Haha..this is so sad...
Fiancee = female. Fiance = male.
Let me guess: they propose so you'll let them put it in your butt, then realize you're not the girl they want to spend the rest of their lives with.
i dont know what this means...
xanax...fuckyes. i have no words but those.
Wtf does this even mean? Professional fiancée like SJP in Failure to Launch or that no one will actually pull the trigger? I'm confused. And I don't like it, this isn't even worth it.
lol is this taras post?
lol. Xanax, FTW!
xanax induced, though?
hahaha... loser, die alone
so xanex makes women feel and act like a man.
God, I miss Xanax so much. Feelings are for poor people!
@2:14 -- Indeed, I hope with all my soul that she suffers this fate. Bitch.
next time, take 25 pills at once! that will solve everything...whore!
Xanax is makes you less anxious not makes you totally emotionless and a dick. Wrong.