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  • 85 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:25pm

    Better be careful, getting engaged and breaking up on Xanax is a gateway solution. Soon you'll be getting married and breaking up on Xanax, which means you'd have to lose half if your shit every few years.

  • 82 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:03am

    Xanax makes everything better.

  • 73 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:43am

    i love zanny bars .. SO MUCH

  • 77 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:02am

    Fucking New Mexico...

  • 74 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:02am

    505 isn't all of New Mexico these days. You Albuquerque SOBs can't pawn your retardedness off on the rest of us anymore.

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:56am

    Yeah sure. Dump a xanax then wait half an hour. You'll wake up 10 hours later wondering wtf just happened.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:45pm

    op - you are a crazy person. taking crazy pills!

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:34am

    Fiancee = female. Fiance = male. Let me guess: they propose so you'll let them put it in your butt, then realize you're not the girl they want to spend the rest of their lives with.

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:27pm

    I have to go to Albuquerque next week =(

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:39am

    Haha..this is so sad...

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:48pm

    lol is this taras post?

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:23am

    i dont know what this means...

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:03pm

    lol. Xanax, FTW! xanax induced, though?

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:00am

    xanax...fuckyes. i have no words but those.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:27am

    so xanex makes women feel and act like a man.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:41am

    Wtf does this even mean? Professional fiancée like SJP in Failure to Launch or that no one will actually pull the trigger? I'm confused. And I don't like it, this isn't even worth it.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:49am

    HAHAH I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSSS!

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:11am

    poor bastard, im sorry. if you are a guy or girl either

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:22pm

    next time, take 25 pills at once! that will solve everything...whore!

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:33am

    God, I miss Xanax so much. Feelings are for poor people!

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:14am

    hahaha... loser, die alone

  • 57 68
    Submitted by xandrasm on Dec 28, 10 at 4:01am

    Xanax is makes you less anxious not makes you totally emotionless and a dick. Wrong.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:25am

    @2:14 -- Indeed, I hope with all my soul that she suffers this fate. Bitch.