You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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Love isn't just blind, it's also stupid
Love is blind, stupid, and highly irrational...... and often drunk and horny.
second. sold. amateur. fake. 6969.
I had no idea the words 'boyfriend' and 'douchebag' share the same definition. Unless he was really really hammered. Then I could see us being friends.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
I miss manlaw
Did anyone else read this as being sarcastic?
I think she was being sarcastic...
tea bag for 500$ alex
all it takes is to flex some sack and im the man of dreams? alright, seems easy enough.
Not sure if serious...
Dreams or nightmares?
Oh Miley, shut up. Go play.
Aim low in life my friend.
sounds like she found her soul mate
I would hate to see the boy of your nightmares..
Maybe it was a dope sack?
Just remember, not all dreams are good ones.
First. Owned. Pro. Legit. 1337.