I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
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Wow it's funny how guys are getting so upset over this post and yet they are bashing all women for being bi-polar and emotional. Sensitive much? Hypocritical if you ask me. Don't worry boys I'm sure mommy has a tissue for you somewhere; oh and remember you can thank your mom's vagina for being here so stop pouting and bashing women. It's pathetic.
It's now clear that all these crying whiny boys are probably the ones secretly sucking dick behind doors. You all probably deserved whatever girl walked all over you pathetic asses and made you so butthurt and irritable- take the dick out of your ass. You all are useless unless your face is between a womans legs.
damn look at how mad all these little insecure childish boys got, jesus it's funny.
what she fails to include in the anology is that the three legged puppy probably is more than capable of expertly navigating the obstacle course, but the woman trying to do the dragging is saying "sit" yet she suprisingly means something else, like go.......at least one female did get something right, the dog would be humping your leg the whole way.
Speaks for itself.
If you hate us so much, then reward us with your absence.
To American women:
You whine so much about it because you want something to be a certain way. You want the control of the situation. You want men on your terms.
After my China trip... you are not worth a rebuttal.
I want nothing from you. Nothing, save your absence.
Say anything you want. I couldn't care less.
this is quite possibly the funniest statement EVER.
Don't like the analogy.. poor puppies.
I am offended by the use of the word retarded. Retarded does not mean stupid. Choose your words wisely. Don't be so uneducated and ignorant.
Wow. Anyone else think that Both Sides are retarded and need to die? The Human Race alone is easily the most Insane Species ever.
I think we should all die.
That would solve everyones problem.
I mean both the men and women here are Accusing each other of virtualy the same thing. Insanity? Childishness. The Posts by women look exactly like the posts by men to me.
HEY! I just proved we aren't that different from each other after all! YAY!
WE ALL DESERVE TO DIIIIIIIEEEEE!
this just means they just have an issue with something about the girl.
While, I definitely don't agree with what she said, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it.
All women are fucking batshit crazy.
I dare you to find one that isn't.
And if you say you aren't, you're lying.
Mass relationship failures can't be blamed on one sex.
And I think its stupid that any of you would try and argue that.
P.S: I'm female. I still find all women to be batshit crazy.
If you don't like guys become a lesbian. Then you don't have to deal with them.
Hahahaha I think this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read on tfln.
Someone's not getting laid enough. And for good reason.
Men love a good joke about the impact of losing your nuts. And furthermore, what a sexist bitch. Women have a lot of psychological issues with losing their hair because of cancer? Fuck off. MEN just lose their hair... no cancer or chemo needed. It isn't exactly a fucking picnic for US, either. Of course, leave it a woman to get completely caught up in how bad a thing is when it happens to her, while compeletly missing the fact that other people live with it as an inevitable fact of
come on now why you gotta put the puppy down just tell the story using the Man as the Man no puppy involve it is what it is....
yes, the world needs more manhating
wow really this is scary.
I thought this was all in good fun?
I read TFLN to cheer me up, and more and more all the replies are depressing me like hell.
Totally losing hope in the human race.
i think we need to ask why it's a damn obstacle course
Yes, but we have missed part here, because men are like 3 legged retarded puppies, but keep in mind they are blind, deaf, and will hump anything that moves. I think that about covers it.
7:28- no no for real... She actually meant retarded. It has nothing to do with being stupid. Just imagine the burden of having a three legged handicapped puppy.... And then laugh.
this is the most false statement ever considering that 99.99% of all girls are batshit crazy, thus cause all relationship problems
hahahahaha why are these guys crying? losersss
A three legged dog will chase a pussy, not a bitch.
haha it's most true for delaware men
i think the real issue here is animal cruelty, three legged puppy?! somebody help the fucker out, at least a bone or something..... ahaaaa
i laughed so fucking hard at this. OMG.
ha... thanks for all the very long examples of exactly why women had to start a movement to begin with. I know you're probably very sexually frustrated and threatened by female power in any manifestation. I just wonder which came first... do you hate women because they ignore you or do women ignore you because you hate them? Maybe the real problem is anyone thinking all women (or all men) are the same.
It can't be us it's gotta be them
That is the most brilliant thing I've ever read.
Sounds like this person has been dating the wrong guys. I could say just as much about the women I've dated, but really, why bother? I know I'm better than that. Deep down, I know all women aren't the scandalous whores they've acted like in my company. And I'm sure, deep down, this woman knows that all men don't cause relationship problems.
And that puppy is trying to hump your leg the whole fucking way
...can one of you lovely ladies make some sandwiches for all us men? Much appreciated
AaaaaaahahahahHaha I love how guys get so butthurt when a woman says anything rude, yet men's mouths are a constant outpour of disrespectful, disgusting bullshit. Get over you it you goddamn pussies.
"i think we need to ask why it's a damn obstacle course"
Yeah, 'ladies', let's see your explanation for this one.
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To whoever conducted a hypothetical experiment with 100 men and women is completely idiotic. Friendships and porn?? Please. After a certain amount of days all the men would be forming gangs,planning attacks on one another, and RAPING eachother for power. Sounds like a bunch of bat shit crazy assumptions right? Oh wait, it's not... Look at a real-life hypothetical exeriment called PRISON. And you assholes call women crazy.
Women are like jellyfish: Beautiful to look at, but ultimately transparent and painful to handle.
And the obstacle course is lined with razor wire and land mines. The puppy was never meant to reach the end.
"Also women created the game, we are just better players" - This is a very poorly made statement considering the pervading stereotype that women are manipulative, know how to play with emotions and can always get what they want. It's just an irrational statement.
Does a retarded dog actually sound retarded when it barks? How would you know the dog is retarded? Most dogs seem retarded to me anyway.
LOLWOW. take a fucking joke and stop taking it up the butt. There are plenty of posts on here that degrade women but this one little JOKE and you all start whining and bitching. CALMDOWN.
i love how many people are butthurt from this.
grow the fck up. i'm sure she was just having a bad day.
Women always complain about never finding a guy who's sensitive... Then bitch that they're TOO sensitive. make up your fucking mind. Women are never fucking happy
Wow proves boys are uber sensitive and can't take a joke. Go ahead boys cry some more and get a little more butthurt over this JOKE. Sister above me is right, you get thick skin when your a person of color or a woman because we deal with stupid shit like this all the time, but clearly white boys are the biggest sissies of all. Stop whinning and shut up and take a joke.
I'm just proud that this came from my state.
i'm pretty sure that the guys are the ones thrownin' bones to girls
yeah, let's keep throwing the word retarded around because we're ignorant and have poor diction...read a dictionary tools...
Third leg? Sounds like you're blessed...
ordinarily i would argue the point, but i have the mental image of a three-legged, retarded puppy being dragged through an obsticle course. i can not stop laughing...
retarded three-legged puppies too funny will laugh about that tomorrow too
great, you don't like men, not our problem. for every one of you who thinks a man is shit, there's five more that would give anything to have a guy give them some attention. no loss of ours.
Yes but then they would have to deal with a woman. And hot damn we all know women are crazy.
best thing i've read all day. all week. maybe... all year.
Hey! To the skank calling us "pussies" for not caring for our entire gender insulted, LET'S SEE YOU BE GRACIOUS ABOUT THESE COMMENTS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
gotta love the confidence some women have... haha. what a great, positive outlook on life.
Why bother listening to anything they say? They're here to serve us and our purposes only. Who are they to speak amongst men????
That is just plain mean. What did retarded three-legged puppies ever do to you?!
Funny, since women were designed by nature to be bi-polar.
WTF she broke the dogs leg what a bitch
The definition of irony: women insulting the mental capacity of man, yet being bitter that they are dumb enough to fall for his tricks.....
Also women created the game, we are just better players