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  • 79 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:02am

    While, I definitely don't agree with what she said, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it. All women are fucking batshit crazy. I dare you to find one that isn't. And if you say you aren't, you're lying. Mass relationship failures can't be blamed on one sex. And I think its stupid that any of you would try and argue that. P.S: I'm female. I still find all women to be batshit crazy.

  • 85 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:01pm

    what she fails to include in the anology is that the three legged puppy probably is more than capable of expertly navigating the obstacle course, but the woman trying to do the dragging is saying "sit" yet she suprisingly means something else, like go.......at least one female did get something right, the dog would be humping your leg the whole way.

  • 80 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:54pm

    Hahahaha I think this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read on tfln.

  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:17am

    It's now clear that all these crying whiny boys are probably the ones secretly sucking dick behind doors. You all probably deserved whatever girl walked all over you pathetic asses and made you so butthurt and irritable- take the dick out of your ass. You all are useless unless your face is between a womans legs.

  • 82 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:45am

    Speaks for itself. If you hate us so much, then reward us with your absence. Please. To American women: You whine so much about it because you want something to be a certain way. You want the control of the situation. You want men on your terms. After my China trip... you are not worth a rebuttal. I want nothing from you. Nothing, save your absence. Say anything you want. I couldn't care less.

  • 74 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:03am

    "i think we need to ask why it's a damn obstacle course" Yeah, 'ladies', let's see your explanation for this one. the-niceguy dot com

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:38pm

    this is quite possibly the funniest statement EVER.

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:28pm

    I am offended by the use of the word retarded. Retarded does not mean stupid. Choose your words wisely. Don't be so uneducated and ignorant.

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:44pm

    come on now why you gotta put the puppy down just tell the story using the Man as the Man no puppy involve it is what it is....

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:45pm

    yes, the world needs more manhating

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:47pm

    i think we need to ask why it's a damn obstacle course

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:35pm

    Yes, but we have missed part here, because men are like 3 legged retarded puppies, but keep in mind they are blind, deaf, and will hump anything that moves. I think that about covers it.

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:16pm

    If you don't like guys become a lesbian. Then you don't have to deal with them.

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:10am

    Wow it's funny how guys are getting so upset over this post and yet they are bashing all women for being bi-polar and emotional. Sensitive much? Hypocritical if you ask me. Don't worry boys I'm sure mommy has a tissue for you somewhere; oh and remember you can thank your mom's vagina for being here so stop pouting and bashing women. It's pathetic.

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:47pm

    Don't like the analogy.. poor puppies.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:52pm

    Someone's not getting laid enough. And for good reason.

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:03pm

    LOLWOW. take a fucking joke and stop taking it up the butt. There are plenty of posts on here that degrade women but this one little JOKE and you all start whining and bitching. CALMDOWN.

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:39pm

    It can't be us it's gotta be them

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:44pm

    And that puppy is trying to hump your leg the whole fucking way

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:11am

    yeah, let's keep throwing the word retarded around because we're ignorant and have poor diction...read a dictionary tools...

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:29am

    wow really this is scary. I thought this was all in good fun? I read TFLN to cheer me up, and more and more all the replies are depressing me like hell. Totally losing hope in the human race.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:21pm

    this just means they just have an issue with something about the girl.

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:26pm

    Wow. Anyone else think that Both Sides are retarded and need to die? The Human Race alone is easily the most Insane Species ever. I think we should all die. That would solve everyones problem. I mean both the men and women here are Accusing each other of virtualy the same thing. Insanity? Childishness. The Posts by women look exactly like the posts by men to me. HEY! I just proved we aren't that different from each other after all! YAY! WE ALL DESERVE TO DIIIIIIIEEEEE!

  • 71 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:35am

    Men love a good joke about the impact of losing your nuts. And furthermore, what a sexist bitch. Women have a lot of psychological issues with losing their hair because of cancer? Fuck off. MEN just lose their hair... no cancer or chemo needed. It isn't exactly a fucking picnic for US, either. Of course, leave it a woman to get completely caught up in how bad a thing is when it happens to her, while compeletly missing the fact that other people live with it as an inevitable fact of

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:40pm

    i laughed so fucking hard at this. OMG.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by cityofsyrup on Jun 19, 10 at 11:25am

    ...can one of you lovely ladies make some sandwiches for all us men? Much appreciated

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:14pm

    AaaaaaahahahahHaha I love how guys get so butthurt when a woman says anything rude, yet men's mouths are a constant outpour of disrespectful, disgusting bullshit. Get over you it you goddamn pussies.

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:18pm

    Does a retarded dog actually sound retarded when it barks? How would you know the dog is retarded? Most dogs seem retarded to me anyway.

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:52am

    Wow proves boys are uber sensitive and can't take a joke. Go ahead boys cry some more and get a little more butthurt over this JOKE. Sister above me is right, you get thick skin when your a person of color or a woman because we deal with stupid shit like this all the time, but clearly white boys are the biggest sissies of all. Stop whinning and shut up and take a joke.

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:21pm

    i think the real issue here is animal cruelty, three legged puppy?! somebody help the fucker out, at least a bone or something..... ahaaaa

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:36pm

    i love how many people are butthurt from this. grow the fck up. i'm sure she was just having a bad day.

  • 70 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:29am

    Women are like jellyfish: Beautiful to look at, but ultimately transparent and painful to handle.

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:15pm

    i'm pretty sure that the guys are the ones thrownin' bones to girls

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:42pm

    A three legged dog will chase a pussy, not a bitch.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:32pm

    this is the most false statement ever considering that 99.99% of all girls are batshit crazy, thus cause all relationship problems

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:05pm

    7:28- no no for real... She actually meant retarded. It has nothing to do with being stupid. Just imagine the burden of having a three legged handicapped puppy.... And then laugh.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:07pm

    haha it's most true for delaware men

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:00pm

    Pft. "Women." Why bother listening to anything they say? They're here to serve us and our purposes only. Who are they to speak amongst men????

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:44pm

    Sounds like this person has been dating the wrong guys. I could say just as much about the women I've dated, but really, why bother? I know I'm better than that. Deep down, I know all women aren't the scandalous whores they've acted like in my company. And I'm sure, deep down, this woman knows that all men don't cause relationship problems.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by xhiszprincess on Dec 13, 10 at 5:13pm

    hahahahaha why are these guys crying? losersss

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:43pm

    "Also women created the game, we are just better players" - This is a very poorly made statement considering the pervading stereotype that women are manipulative, know how to play with emotions and can always get what they want. It's just an irrational statement.

  • 65 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:56pm

    To whoever conducted a hypothetical experiment with 100 men and women is completely idiotic. Friendships and porn?? Please. After a certain amount of days all the men would be forming gangs,planning attacks on one another, and RAPING eachother for power. Sounds like a bunch of bat shit crazy assumptions right? Oh wait, it's not... Look at a real-life hypothetical exeriment called PRISON. And you assholes call women crazy.

  • 65 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:58pm

    That is the most brilliant thing I've ever read.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by jamiejames7 on May 10, 10 at 3:51am

    Amen 12:45

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:59pm

    And the obstacle course is lined with razor wire and land mines. The puppy was never meant to reach the end.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:59pm

    damn look at how mad all these little insecure childish boys got, jesus it's funny.

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:15am

    retarded three-legged puppies too funny will laugh about that tomorrow too

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 12:05pm

    Amen

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:33am

    Hey! To the skank calling us "pussies" for not caring for our entire gender insulted, LET'S SEE YOU BE GRACIOUS ABOUT THESE COMMENTS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • 58 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:09pm

    Third leg? Sounds like you're blessed...

  • 56 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:51pm

    Funny, since women were designed by nature to be bi-polar.

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:14pm

    gotta love the confidence some women have... haha. what a great, positive outlook on life.

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:04pm

    I'm just proud that this came from my state.

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:27pm

    Yes but then they would have to deal with a woman. And hot damn we all know women are crazy.

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:16pm

    best thing i've read all day. all week. maybe... all year.

  • 17 23
    Submitted by ginganinja55 on Apr 25, 12 at 6:11pm

    Women always complain about never finding a guy who's sensitive... Then bitch that they're TOO sensitive. make up your fucking mind. Women are never fucking happy

  • 36 61
    Submitted by sactastic on May 8, 10 at 10:44am

    WTF she broke the dogs leg what a bitch

  • 44 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:55pm

    ordinarily i would argue the point, but i have the mental image of a three-legged, retarded puppy being dragged through an obsticle course. i can not stop laughing...

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:44pm

    That is just plain mean. What did retarded three-legged puppies ever do to you?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:20pm

    ha... thanks for all the very long examples of exactly why women had to start a movement to begin with. I know you're probably very sexually frustrated and threatened by female power in any manifestation. I just wonder which came first... do you hate women because they ignore you or do women ignore you because you hate them? Maybe the real problem is anyone thinking all women (or all men) are the same.

  • 47 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:17pm

    great, you don't like men, not our problem. for every one of you who thinks a man is shit, there's five more that would give anything to have a guy give them some attention. no loss of ours.

  • 46 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:59pm

    The definition of irony: women insulting the mental capacity of man, yet being bitter that they are dumb enough to fall for his tricks..... Also women created the game, we are just better players