you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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Like the same box that was gone after you woke up on the floor in your wedding dress?
And comments like that are why he's the EX-husband. Even if it is true.
What's with all the boxed wine talk? No, Franzia, I still won't drink you.
Except, the box of wine is GONE!