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Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
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That sign hangs on the wall of my bar. Still one hell of a way to go.
4:26 is obviously a little retarded. :)
1:43 - Amazing, I like your dad. ;)
Oh....for a minute there, I thought the grandpa wanted to get shot by HIS jealous husband... :/
lolz I wanna party with grandma
gotta love your grandpa
Your grandpa should hook up with the grandma in the previous post.
thats because your retarted 4:25
did the texter say the grandpa invented the saying? No, its still funny. If my grandpa said it, I would laugh.
Actually it should be "that's because you're retarded" but thanks anyway.
My Dad (who is now 81) has said that his whole life, but he says 100 and adds: "and he's gonna MISS!"
your grandpa sound pimp i'd like to hang out with him
That's a quote from Thurgord Marshall. Unoriginal indeed.
He's an amateur. I'm holding out for 105, but same cause of death
take notes from grandpa!
My grandfather legitimately used to say that. =)
LOL That's the way to go!
I've heard that before. Unoriginal.
That's written in Hermosa Beach.. at that Irish Pub..
That's an old old Irish blessing "May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous husband." very unoriginal to both the texter and Thurgood Marshall if he ever even said that
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