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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

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(613): View more from Ontario

You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Drink for every country you've never heard of.

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Fuuuuuuuuuck

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

ur mom makes the best bacon

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

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(+61): View more from Australia

one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire

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(618): View more from Illinois

Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....

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