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  • 96 81
    Submitted by firefly28 on Dec 19, 10 at 11:24am

    Could have used someone else's phone to send the text..

  • 82 73
    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 19, 10 at 2:31pm

    Depends how they died. If they froze to death, probably not. If someone killed two squirrels and left them on your front step as a warning, they might have stolen your phone too.

  • 81 78
    Submitted by imabaus on Dec 19, 10 at 3:30pm

    @tpill. Maybe sombody ripped the house phone out of the wall

  • 81 82
    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 19, 10 at 6:59pm

    Did you open up the squirrels to look for it?

  • 80 82
    Submitted by bento_bean22 on Dec 19, 10 at 4:04pm

    To those who call this person a retard for using their missing phone to text, use common sense... Dead squirrels and missing phone... Hmm... Sounds like he's talking about a landline. Not a cell phone. OR since he's using past tense his phone could be fixed by the time he sent this measage.

  • 81 85
    Submitted by skulkinghamster on Dec 19, 10 at 7:37pm

    no, but it does have something to do with what you did to my sister last night...

  • 77 78
    Submitted by regalbeagle on Dec 19, 10 at 11:28am

    tpill's observation aside, can we all agree that it's amazing OP hasn't managed to kill his/her self in a manner befitting the Darwin Awards?

  • 76 93
    Submitted by tpill54321 on Dec 19, 10 at 11:17am

    You are a retard. You used your so called missing phone to send this message. Retard.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by thechick99 on Dec 20, 10 at 11:23pm

    They might have nutted on it.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by lalapalooza on Dec 20, 10 at 12:34am

    If that 'something' is getting too drunk, then yes.

  • 70 97
    Submitted by hannarules on Dec 19, 10 at 11:24am

    Omg tpill. Iloveyou.