i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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Could have used someone else's phone to send the text..
Depends how they died. If they froze to death, probably not. If someone killed two squirrels and left them on your front step as a warning, they might have stolen your phone too.
Did you open up the squirrels to look for it?
no, but it does have something to do with what you did to my sister last night...
@tpill. Maybe sombody ripped the house phone out of the wall
tpill's observation aside, can we all agree that it's amazing OP hasn't managed to kill his/her self in a manner befitting the Darwin Awards?
To those who call this person a retard for using their missing phone to text, use common sense... Dead squirrels and missing phone... Hmm... Sounds like he's talking about a landline. Not a cell phone. OR since he's using past tense his phone could be fixed by the time he sent this measage.
You are a retard. You used your so called missing phone to send this message. Retard.
They might have nutted on it.
If that 'something' is getting too drunk, then yes.
Omg tpill. Iloveyou.