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  • Could have used someone else's phone to send the text..

    Submitted by firefly28 on Dec 19, 10 at 11:24am
  • Did you open up the squirrels to look for it?

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 19, 10 at 6:59pm
  • Depends how they died. If they froze to death, probably not. If someone killed two squirrels and left them on your front step as a warning, they might have stolen your phone too.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 19, 10 at 2:31pm
  • no, but it does have something to do with what you did to my sister last night...

    Submitted by skulkinghamster on Dec 19, 10 at 7:37pm
  • @tpill. Maybe sombody ripped the house phone out of the wall

    Submitted by imabaus on Dec 19, 10 at 3:30pm
  • tpill's observation aside, can we all agree that it's amazing OP hasn't managed to kill his/her self in a manner befitting the Darwin Awards?

    Submitted by regalbeagle on Dec 19, 10 at 11:28am
  • To those who call this person a retard for using their missing phone to text, use common sense... Dead squirrels and missing phone... Hmm... Sounds like he's talking about a landline. Not a cell phone. OR since he's using past tense his phone could be fixed by the time he sent this measage.

    Submitted by bento_bean22 on Dec 19, 10 at 4:04pm
  • You are a retard. You used your so called missing phone to send this message. Retard.

    Submitted by tpill54321 on Dec 19, 10 at 11:17am
  • Omg tpill. Iloveyou.

    Submitted by hannarules on Dec 19, 10 at 11:24am
  • They might have nutted on it.

    Submitted by thechick99 on Dec 20, 10 at 11:23pm
  • If that 'something' is getting too drunk, then yes.

    Submitted by lalapalooza on Dec 20, 10 at 12:34am