I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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Nothing wrong with some cake. Cake wont cheat on you, give you herpes, leave with the kids demanding half of your money in alimony and child support. Nope, it's just delicious.
...it makes you fat.
Well when you put it that way...
I see no shame in this.
LIES! I AM THATGUY AND THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
Speaking of fat! Lori Ann you're aware that you yourself are one biscuit away from being a fatass? All those children you were designed to breed are not helping with your ever-increasing waistline either!
I love how pathetic this sounds
Someone's not getting love tonight.
Good thing the doors were locked. . . you want the cake to escape.
I'm sure you will be that guy for the rest of your life. Good luck with that.
You are that guy... Nice life.