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(914): View more from New York

i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.

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(248): View more from Michigan

We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts

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Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.

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(714): View more from California

Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me

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(703): View more from Virginia

The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.

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(231): View more from Michigan

it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...

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(303): View more from Colorado

My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina

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(989): View more from Michigan

Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.

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(813): View more from Florida

He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.

(262): View more from Wisconsin

Cat or human?

(563): View more from Iowa

Human

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(219): View more from Indiana

Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.

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(765): View more from Indiana

We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships

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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol

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(251): View more from Alabama

We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.

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(314): View more from Missouri

We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.

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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that

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(505): View more from New Mexico

It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back

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(519): View more from Ontario

Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.

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(903): View more from Texas

Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.

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(850): View more from Florida

Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup

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(720): View more from Colorado

I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.

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Flo's in town, ain't she.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.

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(281): View more from Texas

You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley

(502): View more from Kentucky

C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB

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(712): View more from Iowa

WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT

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PLEASE DON'T

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(651): View more from Minnesota

My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night

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i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning

(651): View more from Minnesota

you win. again.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?

(651): View more from Minnesota

its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me

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(710): View more from

my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am

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(703): View more from Virginia

YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE

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(425): View more from Washington

Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!

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Just 2. But still.

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(212): View more from New York

He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants

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(574): View more from Indiana

Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world

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(870): View more from Arkansas

So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.

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(310): View more from California

Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is

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(904): View more from Florida

The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?

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(519): View more from Ontario

Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.

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(207): View more from Maine

I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.

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(239): View more from Florida

Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed

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(713): View more from Texas

My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"

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(586): View more from Michigan

So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....

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(+61): View more from Australia

yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...

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(613): View more from Ontario

After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.

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(352): View more from Florida

You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself

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(334): View more from Alabama

He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?

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(408): View more from California

If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed

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(703): View more from Virginia

Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.

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(562): View more from California

That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night

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(562): View more from California

I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving

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(870): View more from Arkansas

she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks

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(206): View more from Washington

Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.

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(585): View more from New York

please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers

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are you high?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga

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(303): View more from Colorado

If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Come find me please? Im in a ditch.

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That doesn't help me much...

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I'm right under the moon!

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(619): View more from California

My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Didn't you used to babysit him?

(607): View more from New York

18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.

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(818): View more from California

It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket

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(813): View more from Florida

! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup

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(318): View more from Louisiana

What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?

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(408): View more from California

I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW

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(407): View more from Florida

She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.

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(850): View more from Florida

I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....

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(937): View more from Ohio

I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.

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(616): View more from Michigan

The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested

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Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever

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(314): View more from Missouri

When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps

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(517): View more from Michigan

Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.

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(567): View more from Ohio

If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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(512): View more from Texas

Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.

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(714): View more from California

Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.

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(702): View more from Nevada

God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees

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(763): View more from Minnesota

There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.

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(440): View more from Ohio

im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...

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(518): View more from New York

Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious

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(518): View more from New York

My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray

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(330): View more from Ohio

you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall

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(408): View more from California

I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.

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(850): View more from Florida

He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.

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(518): View more from New York

So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me

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(720): View more from Colorado

I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.

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…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car

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(360): View more from Washington

No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.

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You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.

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(518): View more from New York

I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping

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(636): View more from Missouri

I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken

(716): View more from New York

Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?

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(802): View more from Vermont

Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.

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And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow

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(708): View more from Illinois

Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises

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(201): View more from New Jersey

you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat

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(319): View more from Iowa

He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"

(516): View more from New York

Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?

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I think that about sums it up, actually.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.

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(678): View more from Georgia

just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets

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(618): View more from Illinois

I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.

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(209): View more from California

Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.

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(253): View more from Washington

We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.

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(585): View more from New York

I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.

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(707): View more from California

I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.

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(805): View more from California

I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water

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(757): View more from Virginia

pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.

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(407): View more from Florida

What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"

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(312): View more from Illinois

I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

so today I found out that she used to be a he....

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are you gonna get a divorce?

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(323): View more from California

You got in a fight last night?

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Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.

(323): View more from California

Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

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(310): View more from California

ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.

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(416): View more from Toronto

He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n

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(801): View more from Utah

I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high

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(303): View more from Colorado

You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.

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ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.

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(434): View more from Virginia

He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Why am I in a dog kennel?

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It was for your own safety

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.

(828): View more from North Carolina

Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner

(864): View more from South Carolina

Previous statement retracted.

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(330): View more from Ohio

just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home

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(734): View more from Michigan

i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.

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what was she crying about?

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i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.

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(207): View more from Maine

dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat

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(540): View more from Virginia

my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.

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(334): View more from Alabama

He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.

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(941): View more from Florida

thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.

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(831): View more from California

just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf

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(512): View more from Texas

The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?

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(917): View more from New York City

If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you

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Those had pot in them

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And good luck on your interview asshole

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(205): View more from Alabama

Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

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You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

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This explains so much.

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Walk of Shame time yet?

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Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?

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(703): View more from Virginia

we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.

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(636): View more from Missouri

A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.

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(425): View more from Washington

you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it

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youre the best friend ever

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?

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(913): View more from Kansas

hows the party?

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ists fjcssing insceredle

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be there in 10

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(214): View more from Texas

A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

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(619): View more from California

Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.

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(386): View more from Florida

after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.

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(775): View more from Nevada

before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?

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you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

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(352): View more from Florida

i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

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