Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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There needs to be a lot more clarification here!
Leave the poor dog alone.
...And this, kids, is why it's important to understand grammar.
Animals can't give consent. Duchebag
How about going to a room you can lock the door and not let the dog watch? Also who calls it a blowie? Hopefully not anyone old enough to be in college.
Dog's will do that, especially when you do it wrong.