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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:44pm

    i was so enjoying being single until i read that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:56am

    Haha, when my boyfriend and his roommate got fucked and blacked out, I would retrieve their phones, lighters, knives, and the bowl and line them up on the table next to the couch so they'd know where their shit was when they woke up.

  • 98 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:35am

    we know how to treat our stoner boyfriends right :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:00pm

    That is pretty fucking awesome, keeper indeed especially if she tokes with you

  • 89 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:57am

    That is a quality girlfriend right there. You should never be unhappy.

  • 84 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:08pm

    This is sweet... In an illegal way... But still sweet

  • 93 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:50pm

    You got a winner......but damn man 2 blunts as soon as you wake up!

  • 76 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:47am

    Lol 11:24 I agree that's fucking awesome...

  • 83 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:09pm

    two blunts when you wake up equals taking yo ass back to bed for an extended nap

  • 73 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:30pm

    I love your girlfriend!!!!!

  • 78 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:30pm

    haha DUDEEEEEE i love it!!!!!!! but my gf wont do that.. lol when i wake up shes already smokin the blunts she rolls xD haha i wake up high

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:27am

    Win. 2nd greatest wake up ever, next to waking up to a bj.

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:53pm

    Hey I think I'm ur girlfriend hahaa. I totally do that for my guy ;)

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:46pm

    Soo 2:02 how u doing? We solve that problem -2:45

  • 79 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:02pm

    lol 1:44, i agree. i'm a girl, and even i was enjoying it until i read this post

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:53pm

    wow, i have a gf and im jealous.....ur one lucky guy, and yes two blunts to the face when u wake up is amazing, as long as work or something doesnt immediatly follow, lol

  • 79 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:44am

    11:38 and 11:32 Since you both seen to enjoy fucking annoying the readers of this site why don't you just get together and jump off a fuckin cliff

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:45pm

    does she have a hot sister? doesn't have to be single :D

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 5:27pm

    Only in Santa Cruz.... 831 represent!

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:03am

    Wow. Where do I find one like that?

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:59am

    The people who thumb down I'm guessing don't like people that get high? Well you people, FUCK YOU, go away! You're not loved here!

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:48pm

    what a fuckin great girlfriend! u r one lucky lucky man my man!

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:22pm

    I need to find me one like that

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:42am

    I just smoked two blunts and took four ibuprofen and I'm chillin : )

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:47am

    This is what every stoner wants after a rough night. Def a keeper.

  • 71 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:19pm

    That girl is a KEEPER my friend!!

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:20pm

    Believe me that will get old fast

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:28pm

    ok thats cool...but u dont need 2 freakin blunts as soon as u wake up

  • 69 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:39pm

    I have a girl like that buy she would have woken me up with a blowjob. I'm a lucky guy

  • 55 68
    Submitted by joeymaz on Mar 4, 10 at 12:17pm

    Did you buy the ring yet dude?

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:42pm

    ur gf needs to talk my bf and hook me up with that...

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:36pm

    I think i know who this is haha gotta love sc

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:26am

    Put a ring on that bitch

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:07pm

    1:39 's girls blowjob + the OP 's girl blunts + my girls morning breakfast = PERFECT GIRLFRIEND.

  • 68 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:31am

    4th first! I'm on a roll.

  • 66 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:31pm

    this is great..if she tells you what REALLY happened last night..she could be a liar and actually cheat on you everytime you're blackout drunk.. not to make you paranoid or anything ;-P

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:53am

    Last time I checked I'm a real person not a bot. Or am I?

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:59pm

    Jealous

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:24pm

    Again.. What's with those random assholes who push Bad Night?

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:23pm

    Holy shit marry this woman NOW

  • 36 40
    Submitted by The_Real_McCoy on Jun 26, 11 at 11:23am

    damn i wanna find a girl like this:/

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:35pm

    i'm jealous, my girl can't even roll a blunt let alone have two waiting for me. she is a keeper. but yea responsible stoners, go handle your business, make yo money. then blunt to the dome.

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:02pm

    I'm with 5:08.. Marry that chick yo!!

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:55am

    Marry her now

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:50am

    Lock that shit down.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:08pm

    very jealous, amazing woman, real keeper bro don't screw that up

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:11pm

    Ibuprofen?lol what the fuck is that going to do?get rid of your headache?

  • 35 53
    Submitted by marinedan on Sep 20, 11 at 12:06pm

    Fucking awesome

  • 34 53
    Submitted by akaysha6969 on Sep 11, 11 at 8:37pm

    Haha I do that for my mom and I'll do it for my bf I love him even tho he's far from normal

  • 28 44
    Submitted by bamajuice on Nov 16, 11 at 10:51am

    Keeper !!!!

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:12pm

    Oh and also kill your fucking liver.

  • 27 43
    Submitted by CrawfordS on Oct 13, 11 at 8:59pm

    Best Gf ever. Hands down. Even better if it was her weed

  • 18 34
    Submitted by Liz90210 on Jan 21, 13 at 4:24pm

    Lucky