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  • Tell me she didn't bring out the pitching machine...

    Submitted by devildog100 on Dec 16, 13 at 1:56pm
  • Don't worry I'm sure she called the bullpen and had a couple guys warming up to finish the game for ya. Maybe you should take a few starts in AAA before trying a major league start again.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Dec 16, 13 at 8:44am
  • Bet that she called for a closer after you left

    Submitted by tc_24_7 on Dec 16, 13 at 12:20pm
  • Well, somebody's a Seinfeld fan. ("You close your eyes, you hope for he best!")

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Dec 16, 13 at 10:05am
  • I'm reading this as *he* couldn't finish, and *she* got tired/sore/worn out and asked him to stop. Happens to guys who whack off so much, and with such a tight grip, that they lose sensitivity (Dan Savage calls this the "Death Grip"). Anorgasmia or delayed ejaculation can also occur on some kinds of medication, notably SSRIs.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 17, 13 at 10:30pm
  • As long as you got yours, no worries!

    Submitted by limodude on Dec 16, 13 at 1:33pm
  • Whiskey dick

    Submitted by slucketlist on Dec 22, 13 at 1:27am