Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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Tell me she didn't bring out the pitching machine...
Don't worry I'm sure she called the bullpen and had a couple guys warming up to finish the game for ya. Maybe you should take a few starts in AAA before trying a major league start again.
Bet that she called for a closer after you left
Well, somebody's a Seinfeld fan. ("You close your eyes, you hope for he best!")
I'm reading this as *he* couldn't finish, and *she* got tired/sore/worn out and asked him to stop. Happens to guys who whack off so much, and with such a tight grip, that they lose sensitivity (Dan Savage calls this the "Death Grip"). Anorgasmia or delayed ejaculation can also occur on some kinds of medication, notably SSRIs.
As long as you got yours, no worries!