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  • 84 76
    Submitted by devildog100 on Dec 16, 13 at 1:56pm

    Tell me she didn't bring out the pitching machine...

  • 75 62
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Dec 16, 13 at 8:44am

    Don't worry I'm sure she called the bullpen and had a couple guys warming up to finish the game for ya. Maybe you should take a few starts in AAA before trying a major league start again.

  • 66 57
    Submitted by tc_24_7 on Dec 16, 13 at 12:20pm

    Bet that she called for a closer after you left

  • 57 51
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Dec 16, 13 at 10:05am

    Well, somebody's a Seinfeld fan. ("You close your eyes, you hope for he best!")

  • 52 57
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 17, 13 at 10:30pm

    I'm reading this as *he* couldn't finish, and *she* got tired/sore/worn out and asked him to stop. Happens to guys who whack off so much, and with such a tight grip, that they lose sensitivity (Dan Savage calls this the "Death Grip"). Anorgasmia or delayed ejaculation can also occur on some kinds of medication, notably SSRIs.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by limodude on Dec 16, 13 at 1:33pm

    As long as you got yours, no worries!

  • 43 64
    Submitted by slucketlist on Dec 22, 13 at 1:27am

    Whiskey dick