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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun

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In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat

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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.

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I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.

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How the fuck do you have so much free time?

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Polyphasic sleep schedule.

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