"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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Then I don't ever wanna have to say "remember to pull out before you cum." remember no baby no breast milk
That's a turn on. I luv that.
Sorry, but that's hot.
It's playful and helps relieve the pressure in the breast. It's the only time she gets to squirt something from a gland onto someone, like she has fantasized about...let her have some fun....
Hey Dumbass take it as a compliment if she released milk then that means you did something right!! If you don't understand and love the woman's body don't waste our time with your ignorance!!
Then don't? That's the kind of woman you hold onto and adore, not berate or act like a pussy towards.
Dats real hot
@mondu: because the pull out method works.</sarcasm>
it's actually really effective if 1. the guy doesn't wait to pull out until he's already started to cum like they do in porn, 2. he pees before sex because that clears out the lingering babies and 3. the girl's not stupid enough to take a chance in the 5-ish day window where she's very likely to get pregnant. then again, condoms are obviously a lot safer.
Haha I used to squirt my sons father all the time! I thought it was hilarious!
My husband has said that to me numerous times!
Then stop boning your mom.
My husband liked my milk too.
Let me just say, that the person had to say this to their friend. The child wasn't theirs.
It tastes wierd doesn't it?
Work on your usage of the quotation mark.
Gee, sorry I'm human and forgot to end the quotation on a website called "Texts from Last Night". Clearly I'm an incompetent individual.
In Soviet Russia, YOU squirt breast milk.
i just gagged.
I will never have that problem
because you will never have a woman :(
Only in Mississippi.