I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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Icepick, go to hell. OP had a great night
You should probably see a counselor
Wow fuckin' ice pick \n\nWhat a spectacular dick\n\nStop making us sick