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(503): View more from Oregon

Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.

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(647): View more from Ontario

All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.

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(416): View more from Toronto

As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.

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(760): View more from California

Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it

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(647): View more from Ontario

My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place

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(276): View more from Virginia

I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me

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