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(219): View more from Indiana

Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot

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(469): View more from Texas

i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...

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(618): View more from Illinois

It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone

(802): View more from Vermont

Tonite tequila might call you

(802): View more from Vermont

Be prepared

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.

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(847): View more from Illinois

just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

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