Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
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My roommate does the same thing except he's naked
*head desk* someone is gonna end up on the xtube.
This is why I live in Philly withOUT a roommate.
Yeah, it says "dude" at the beginning of the text and it's a male roommate, so that leads me to believe that this is two guys. Either that or 609 is a girl who says "dude." Which would be awesome.
I don't get why some guys think girls don't say dude. I said dude all the time. Maybe that's because all I have in mostly guy friends..
he is definately enjoying it in the dark corner of you room....before...during...and after! fing creepy
My analog Creepy Meter is pegged all the way over. Invest in Mossberg.
Okay, 2:47 made me lol... Along with this post. I'm a chick and also a dude sayer.
hahahaha. thats hilarious!
jersey + philly = this.
set up your webcam on the door..not you guys..lol
Wow, Jersey//Philly. Wow.
i call people dude all the time, lol, i'm a girl. i was on the phone last night with the "bf" and I called him dude. and 2:47 thats sooooo true, and funny.
Yeah, I used to say dude sometimes too, but my boyfriend really hates it. So, alas, I've broken the habit.
jeffrey dahmer is your roommate, bail out!
sounds like Ambien...lol
I say "dude" all the time...
my roomates boyfriend did this to me once but, he was really drunk and my roomate thought it was hilarious when i told her... but its fuckin creepy
hahahahahahah 2:47 so true
Is this a guy talking to a girl? Or two guys sleeping in bed with another guy watching? The creep factor would then multiply by 40000
Sounds a little to much like Paranormal Activity for me
you know i bet this was two girls
ahah you have a creeper for a roommate... and 5:00 you need to hang out with more chicks if you don't hear them say dude, homes, bro, or homie
Run, run like the wind...
I posted this, and I'm the 609 chick that says dude. ;)
i say dude, and im a girl.
Jersey/Philly for the win.
it also could be a girl that has a guy roommate...
This same thing totally happened to me. Only it was in a dorm room. And the boy's roommate was peeking down from his loft. He was an utter creeper... said my dreams were keeping him awake. ...okay.
That shit's wrong. I imagine that movie Donnie Darko and the bunny suit... Shudder
this post didn't make me lol but 2:47 did!
uummm......why does this girl (or guy) find nothing wrong with this. "Jeepers, Creepes, where'd you get those peepers"
This reminds me of that episode of Friends
Does the roommate's name happen to be Edward Cullen? Because that would explain a lot...
Ha! I hate this whole "LoL" crap we always say in these things, but ur comment actually made me laugh out loud to myself.