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  • Midol cures a hangover\nBoom!!!\nAlso no hormones are in Midol so it's safe for guys. \nBoom!!!! Again

    Submitted by sgmyers on Jul 5, 10 at 11:07am
  • uh seriously people. Its called weed. Its great. Also lets you enjoy the second best hangover cure : greasy tacos from El Charro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:02pm
  • Part of a hangover is dehydration. Part of withdrawal. Drink all the pedialyte and water in the world and it won't help one bit with alcohol withdrawal. More booze, or take some painkillers and suffer through it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:28am
  • excedrin, alka seltzer and trees

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:39am
  • Go to the store and get some vitamin B-12. If you know you are going out drinking take two before, you will wake up hangover free. As this isn't the case take two right when you get up. It works like a charm, it's my best friend everytime I get a hangover. Good luck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:20am
  • I get drunk a lot and have never had a hangover in my life even from crossbuzzin thank god

    Submitted by theproblem on Aug 13, 10 at 11:10pm
  • If u drink lots of water as well as the alcohol u still get wasted but the hangover is gone

    Submitted by 6666 on Jun 6, 10 at 1:16pm
  • Good luck Herpes is more like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:40pm
  • hey 2:55, shove a dick up your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:21am
  • Tea, cranberry juice, vegemite on toast, if that doesn't work I'm afraid it terminal, just start sucking down burgers and beer as a hair of the hail mary bitch

    Submitted by Starphyre on Aug 30, 11 at 9:26pm
  • Seriously. Dumbass. Way to be a bitch. Think before you post something like this. Cancer isn't funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:36am
    • And you lost your sense of humor after kids in middle school called you a square

      Submitted by DjCucumber on May 25, 10 at 2:38pm
  • You do know they actually have a hangover pill....you just have to be smart enough to realize your going to get trashed and take it before....called chaser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:31am
  • Does anyone else get a sort of weed 'hangover' (that's different than a regular hangover) when they smoke AND drink too much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:16am
  • PEDIALYTE IS THE CURE TO HANGOVERS. That and Dayquil. I honestly swear by it all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:49am
  • Fool. It's called DRINKING WATER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:49am
  • Midol dude\nMidol

    Submitted by sgmyers on Jul 13, 10 at 3:33am
  • ginger is scientifically proven to cure hangovers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Me either because I'm a beer girl so its never too bad, but the once and a while it is, its really bad! Usually when I drink hard a.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:18am
  • hangover cure: a monster, red bull shot and powerade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:22am
  • just live in a constant state of drunkness...then you'll never have to deal with hangovers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:21pm
  • powerade and taylor ham egg and cheese the next morning does the trick every time, unless its severe then i throw in some tylenol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:34am
  • everyone knows cigarettes cure cancer. duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:49am
  • There is a cure, it's called not getting drunk. Or coffee. Stop acting like a helpless cunt and think before you post stupid texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:27pm
  • 7:49 is right on. Pedialyte, people. Works better than Gatorade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:19am
  • food, water, and sleep. if you do the food and water before the sleep, it's even easier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Logical process: Alcohol dehydrates you. Dehydration is the source of headaches/hangovers. Therefore, drink plenty of water as you drink throughout the night (mixers don't count) and you'll be fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:34am
  • Drinkin a shit ton of water before u go to sleep drunk works... I do it nightly nd never had a hangover

    Submitted by BeEtt on Feb 25, 11 at 4:33pm
  • thank you 9:04. I used to get real bad ones where i couldn't do anything but puke and sweat on my bathroom floor. Now i drink lots of water when im drinking and eat food as well.. i still get just as drunk and i wake up feeling awesome.. if i get too drunk to remember to drink water, then i wake up with a bowl - feels great. then when your high you get the water and eating process down before you burn out and you will have a fine day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:48am
  • 3:39, definitely agree when I have a really bad hangover, but that's not too often

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:15am
  • 7:06--bowl = best cure. also, greasy food helps even when you can't keep down water, it relines the stomach. water is good too, but you may need electrolites so gatorade etc will help. not coffee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:12pm
  • There is a cure. Keep drinking. Or eat a banana and drink some milk to soothe your stomach.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:39am
  • I don't know how people eat anything at all, let alone the greasy stuff when hungover, it takes everything in my power to drink water...I'm 3:31 and still thinks that pill works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:39am
  • Weed is not a cure if u drink a shitload and smoke a shitload, makes me wanna puke before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Banana and Gatorade G2, best cure I've found.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:17am
  • Pedialyte got me through college. That and gatorade. Those chaser pills are bullshit, you have to take one every 3 drinks and remember to take it before you go to bed. You spend more on the hangover cure than on the drinks in the first place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:45pm
  • 9:04 surprised no one said it earlier :-) i always pack myself a bowl in the am, sometimes i'm even a nice and thoughful drunk and pack it the night before! Gets you eating and drinking water and away with that pounding headache in no time, followed by morning sex and your perfect! If only curing cancer was that easy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:06pm
  • it's called smoking weed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:21pm
  • If you drink vitamin water the night your drinking or the next morning it helps lot, because when you drink you become dehydrated vitamin water replenishes you. Plus the vitamin water bottles are the most perfect bottles to make a gravity bong out of.

    Submitted by ganjainmybrain on Feb 13, 11 at 10:41am
  • i get drunk all the time but cause im hella lightweight, i dont get intensely hungover. its awesome. i mean once i drank myself into oblivion at a party and the next day i woke up puked once and was fine for the rest of the day. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:00am
  • Drink prickly pear juice before you start drinking. No hangover

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Salt water or ham before bed cures a hang over, It's science.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 10:23pm
  • Thats Crap Cure for a hangover is another beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:32pm
  • THIS IS FAKE!! i saw it on some facebook note.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 11:05am
  • Tums for the stomach, greasy food to help keep the nausea down, a smoothie on top and plenty of liquids. Best cure is time though. If you can pass out for a whole day, best remedy there is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:12am
  • you can get those oral rehydration packs from a pharmacy or just mix it at home; 1L water, 1 teaspoon salt (for sodium), 4 teaspoons sugar (for glucose), and mix in some orange juice or eat a banana for potassium. or buy a fucking powerade and stop being such a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:11am