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  • AAACCCIIDDD Been there. Done that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:20pm
  • the 1 means that was the persons response

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:09am
  • 5:50 is right def salvia gotta love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:53pm
  • HAHA! First reply, 5:50pm...EXACTLY what my first thought was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:01am
  • my penis is a metaphor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:04pm
  • This is like one of those above the influence ads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:18pm
  • Can someone explain this please. I don't care about the grammer

    Submitted by elenaaaa on Jun 30, 10 at 11:13pm
  • 10:54PM You mean the area code before the text? You can't be that stupid, what are you actually talking about here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:45am
  • what does the #'s b4 the thing mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:54pm
  • People that don't do drugs just can't understand...so sad

    Submitted by velociraptor on May 5, 10 at 12:19pm
  • yes a simile IS a type of metaphor. next time don't be so quick to call someone else a retard lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 7:07pm
  • hahaha, i love colorado

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:43pm
  • It's a simile, as similes use 'like' and 'as'. Metaphors do not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:36pm
  • 2:28 smoke higher grade salvia. 40x 50x and you'll feel exactly like what the text said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:38pm
  • 8:30 suck a chubby douchebag Colorado is way better than wherever the fuck you live your miserable life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:39am
  • touche!!!! hahahahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Your mom's a metaphor. And I don't get the text either. Explain, please, someone who DOESN'T get hung up on semantics?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:26pm
  • lmfao anyone else see that lame ass 'above the influence' add where the passed out girl is treated like a puppet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:15pm
  • 10:54...WOW. fucking moron. salvia...most definitely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:11am
  • A simile IS a metaphor....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:24pm
  • I don't get what it's a metaphor for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Haha, the word 'champ' makes this whole text funny. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Ugh similes are always metaphors but metaphors are not always similes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:56am
  • I'm pretty sure it's a metaphor either for bj or that they need to shut up.

    Submitted by FirstyWorld on Jul 24, 10 at 11:43pm
  • IT'S A FUCKING SIMILE!!!!! TWO SIMILES!!! NO FUCKING METAPHOR!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:34am
  • Neither do I. I read it like 4 times, and I still don't get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:59pm
  • Similes use the words "like" or "as" to compare two subjects.\n" your face is like the sun"\nMetaphors compare 2 subjects w/o like or as.\n" your face is the sun"\nA simile is never a metaphor and a metaphor Is never a simile go back to school fucktards

    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 6, 10 at 6:06pm
  • It's a metaphor. A similie is something different as in "as --- as a ---" or "--- like a ---". This is not relating a noun to A Similar noun through an adjective using like or as.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 12:57am
  • i disagree. coulda been acid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:50am
  • Salvia for sure. Champ sucks though, I don't like him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Like a boss

    Submitted by stevendh27 on May 30, 11 at 8:48pm
  • Salvia doesn't do shit. I smoked it and all I got was tired and annoyed at how sharp the grass was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:28am
  • qahyzat tge fu m is tha tshit? that;s ws weird, hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:36am
  • saying that he's a puppet you tards. jesus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:17pm
  • it was salvia. and it was 10X. you all are probably not doing it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:09pm
  • that is actually a simile not a metaphor 8:17, so you are the tard along with the entire colorado population

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:30pm
  • way to go 970! plus a funny text too boot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Actually the first "simile" is actually a metaphor you moron. Like isn't used in the correct for to the structure you deemed it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 9:41am