broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
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if it were a country song, it would mention the truck, beer, dog, and possibly a tractor or "mama"
3:11- no weed = no reggae man.
98hey hey hey babe. i live for country. i live in a town that was started on fields. our schools are on fields and all the houses are on fields. and... to top it off, there are less people that chickens subtracted from cows... [: so dont pick on country, its not a genre, its a way of life. and if you find the right songs they're great to get drunk to. lol.
thats rochester for ya
haha she probably stole all those things when she left him
come to cali bro... ur weed problem will be taken care of..
Stripes rip off.
At least he still has his health.
add "but I'm still happy" and suddenly it could be decent reggae beat...
the gf probably left for the other four problems
Bet your gal found someone with food,phone,grass, and lodging! If ya only had tits.
(from the 585, pavilion NY) \nhey hey hey babe. i live for country. i live in a town that was started on fields. our schools are on fields and all the houses are on fields. and... to top it off, there are less people that chickens subtracted from cows... [: so dont pick on country, its not a genre, its a way of life. and if you find the right songs they're great to get drunk to. lol.
hey 4.14, does having sex with your dog, on a tractor make for a country classic????
Hahaha the people in Rochester are hilarous. I'd know I am one :)
HAHAHA. go figure that's from my old stomping grounds. Orleans County and Erie/Niagara County NY
LOL @ the response text
haha you gotta love rochester
Awww...gotta hate the end of the month. Op u can come over to my house for dinner and we'll get u stoned, just tell me were to send the gas money to.
give that man some whiskey, a shovel, a gun and a dog......stat
ha ha! response is great.
This is amazing... Like times 20
at least his dog didn't die
and his tractor isn't broke....
it doesn't have the makings of a TRUE country classic
Haha.. I actually just left my boyfriend for all of those reasons.. and one more.. small penis. Haha!
hellz yeah it does...
at least it does in the capital of country music...
same shit i left my bf for hahahah gota love rochester
That's why she left you
Hahaha and to top it off, the ex-gf is probably screwing the person responding to the text...good luck with that...and get yourself checked
I've got the bluuuuueeeeeesssssss
story of my fucking life. the EXACT same shit, no lie. except im out of cigs too.
I feel for ya man im out of weed too smoked it all last night