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  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 1, 10 at 11:48pm

    I'm proud of you. You did not ask someone to please come get you. You grew some balls and are walking home yourself.

  • 58 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 10:31am

    This isn't funny at all. Fuck your life

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Tamahimik on Apr 1, 10 at 11:27pm

    why do peopl write first if they're not even close to first commenter

    • 54 54
      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 1, 10 at 11:46pm

      Because they're retards.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 11:12am

    First

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 2:02am

    Anal sex hurts.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 2, 10 at 8:33am

    If she blew him, he'd be okay afterwards.

  • 62 72
    Submitted by thedood on Apr 1, 10 at 11:34pm

    First?

  • 58 65
    Submitted by NYSE on Apr 1, 10 at 11:56pm

    Best date ever!

  • 60 69
    Submitted by TonyMontana on Apr 1, 10 at 10:11pm

    Butterfly effect really?

  • 58 78
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 1, 10 at 11:23pm

    Any guy that keeps a journal outside his job past the age of 12 is totally not worth it.

    • 56 45
      Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 2, 10 at 2:24am

      Pretty sure there are several best-selling (and rich) authors who'd disagree with that.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 11:51pm

    MMT.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 11:22pm

    This girl doesn't get it, so fuck her.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by lilute on Apr 1, 10 at 11:24pm

    Dicks in my mouth

  • 46 65
    Submitted by wwiiace on Apr 2, 10 at 1:35pm

    Thank god this girl didn't say come get me. It's the evolution of TFLN in action. Bout damn time. Oh yeah, and in soviet Russia journaling writes itself and walks itself home saying Fuck you.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by linnnnnnnndsxoxo on Apr 1, 10 at 11:16pm

    yoooooo

  • 37 56
    Submitted by durtyfox on Apr 2, 10 at 7:10am

    You meant to say "how he writes"

  • 40 72
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 2, 10 at 12:37am

    First

  • 46 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 10:55pm

    First

  • 42 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 12:26am

    Firsties!!