Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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Please share more info. Some of us prefer to use the M.A.C. system.
Magnums and $100 bills work better!!
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:
D - Demonstrate your value
E - Engage physically
N - Nurturing dependence
N - Neglect emotionally
I - Inspire hope
S - Separate entirely
love Always Sunny!
I'm Doctor Mantis Tobaggon. Your test came back; you have the HIV.
You've got the AIDS BIG TIME!
It's always sunny in Philadelphia...
Did you pay this man to stab me!!!???
I do not believe that whatsover! And yes I am a chick.
It's from the TV show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
Best show on earth!!! What's my secret?? Magnum condoms!
no, you didn't, virgin
Dr. Mantis Tobaghan here. Dennis I have your test results and YES YOU DO HAVE THE HIV and the AIDS
haha whoops i dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong
I'm just here for the scraps. Call me "mantis"
lmaooo besttt showww everrrr
No charlie...your supposed to let her get stabbed and then when she's dying you try to bring her back to life and she should fall for you..
I wonder if Charlies system works......
ok so now i have the DENNIS system what is the MAC system?
Hells yeah! Shout outs from 404!!!
Whoops. I accidently dropped my MAGNUM sized condom
HAHAHAHA get raped bitch
I botched it! Give me some garbage to sop up the blood!
Mantis? I like that. From now on, call me Mantis!
Best. Text. Ever.
I think I was the girl who was D.E.N.N.I.S.ed. I'm on to you.
I prefer the MAC system
If you can't use proper English; I must use my magnum.
This is beyond amazing. Kudos to you!
Have you been breaking into my apartment and shoving hair in my sink?
Did one of your friends M.A.C.
Hell yes. I love you.
I am beyond jealous at the moment. You sir are a man among men.
This made me so happy. I love Sunny!
i could watch it's always sunny all day long
Anyone up for some wine in a Diet Coke can?
"you're the one that's good"
I have a bleached asshole... what? He was gonna find out anyway
What the hell is the d.e.n.n.I .s system ??
Ahahaha!!! Always sunny LOVES IT!!!
My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony!
Haha tight, give me the chicks address so I can bust the M.A.C. system
It doesn't look like nothing, but for the record, I'm into it.
YES it's always sunny when you use the DE.N.N.I.S. system!
I love It's Always Sunny!!
I suddenly have a hankering for racoon meat and a good old fashioned human hunt!!
in soviet Russia, the D.E.N.N.I.S system uses you properly.
That's amazing haha. Sunny in phily
god this show is fucking gold
Oh I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong!
LMFAOOOOOO can't stop laughing lol
yeah whatever anonymous find a better dick then, right?
I lovvvvve this show
very good. It's important to break off cleanly before they get your money or your sperm
Have a couple of hundred dollar bills hangin out an a magnum condom for my monster dong
Hahahahahahah props to 706
hahahahaha best tfln ever. this actually made me smile.
BEST SHOW EVER!
Frank and his magnum condoms, god damn him...
love it! asip reference...right on.
nice. i would not shut up about kitten mittens last night.
TFLN and Sunny go together amazingly
Ohhhh shit Ben look it's a carnie.. ...you mean to tell me you got you face painted like a god damn frog person with no alterior motive ? ..I'm a lizzard .lolololol love this
I wish i could remember mac's system
12:22.. One of the best shows on earth lol.. OP... kudos my friend..
If I could thumbs up this a million more times I would.
im in love with this. and in love with its always sunny in Philly. <3
Did your friend mac her after.
I go after the M A C system scraps
what's the D.E.N.N.I.S system?
kyle, you hav to be in there somewhere...wait did u post this?
" I'll have the milksteak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw"
Kitten mittens are the best.
What's the Dennis system?
Ok but I'm useing M.A.C.
Yess you are the man!!!! I am putting it into effect beginning Friday
ooooh charlie, oh I wanted to eat that lady so bad.
It's always sunny in philidelphia!
I think I'll just stick to stalking
awwww shit youguysgotapool?
this is the best tfln ever.
hahahahahaha the dennis system is so ridic.. i love that show
Ahhhhh Hahahhahaha. Win!
That is fucking amazing : ]
Hahahahahaha this is my favorite one ever!!!!! It's always sunn FTW
I thought u were my wingman.
Oh no, I'm swimming in your wake.
I feel like a cobb salad
NO! I PAID YOU TO STAB HER!
What is the Dennis system
That's exactly what I wanted to hear right now
HAHAH i love it! best show ever.
My grandmother was a lesbian.
LMAO just saw that episode....this is funny!
You're my favorite person ever!!!
gotta love sunny in philly(:
706 thats what im talking about
Oh that's nice cause I prefer to use the WTF are you talking about method.
And then naturaly.. We bang
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system: America's sponsor of creeps and stalkers. As someone who has seriously has had a guy leave threatening phone calls and then was suddenly there to nuture me when I freaked out...please use with caution. 2 Restraining Orders later...something went really wrong with this plan
No more thirds for frank.
Awful...worse system ever!
NO MORE THIRDS FOR FRANKIE! seconds, now!
Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking e around
BEST SHOW EVER!!! I saw the Christmas Episode...I don't think it's even been aired yet. Love this show!! The Office too.
What did charliebdo in that episode??
i want know who said this because thats my area code
Hahahahaa. Great episode
you got the HIV. aids...big time!
Yes, its always sunny.
This is amazing thank you for posting this.
Try and re D.E.N.N.I.S
THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD.
...wait, is that rambo? Yeah yeah that's Rambo!
No, I made that up.
Best show ever! Viva la sunny!
Whoops I dropped my monster condom for my monster dong
I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.
A true man ladies and gentlemen.
Best txt I have yet seen! Awsome episode too.
This is what men do... THIS IS WHAT MEN DO!!!
Yes. Your a champ. I'm gettin scraps haha