Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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Please share more info. Some of us prefer to use the M.A.C. system.
Magnums and $100 bills work better!!
It's always sunny in Philadelphia...
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:
D - Demonstrate your value
E - Engage physically
N - Nurturing dependence
N - Neglect emotionally
I - Inspire hope
S - Separate entirely
love Always Sunny!
I'm Doctor Mantis Tobaggon. Your test came back; you have the HIV.
You've got the AIDS BIG TIME!
Did you pay this man to stab me!!!???
This is beyond amazing. Kudos to you!
I do not believe that whatsover! And yes I am a chick.
haha whoops i dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong
No charlie...your supposed to let her get stabbed and then when she's dying you try to bring her back to life and she should fall for you..
Best show on earth!!! What's my secret?? Magnum condoms!
Dr. Mantis Tobaghan here. Dennis I have your test results and YES YOU DO HAVE THE HIV and the AIDS
I'm just here for the scraps. Call me "mantis"
It's from the TV show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
I prefer the MAC system
no, you didn't, virgin
lmaooo besttt showww everrrr
I botched it! Give me some garbage to sop up the blood!
"you're the one that's good"
Whoops. I accidently dropped my MAGNUM sized condom
Have you been breaking into my apartment and shoving hair in my sink?
YES it's always sunny when you use the DE.N.N.I.S. system!
Best. Text. Ever.
I wonder if Charlies system works......
Anyone up for some wine in a Diet Coke can?
Hells yeah! Shout outs from 404!!!
Did one of your friends M.A.C.
HAHAHAHA get raped bitch
Hell yes. I love you.
I think I was the girl who was D.E.N.N.I.S.ed. I'm on to you.
I am beyond jealous at the moment. You sir are a man among men.
ooooh charlie, oh I wanted to eat that lady so bad.
This made me so happy. I love Sunny!
I love It's Always Sunny!!
yeah whatever anonymous find a better dick then, right?
If you can't use proper English; I must use my magnum.
I have a bleached asshole... what? He was gonna find out anyway
i could watch it's always sunny all day long
this is the best tfln ever.
What the hell is the d.e.n.n.I .s system ??
BEST SHOW EVER!
Frank and his magnum condoms, god damn him...
ok so now i have the DENNIS system what is the MAC system?
Ahahaha!!! Always sunny LOVES IT!!!
That's amazing haha. Sunny in phily
LMFAOOOOOO can't stop laughing lol
hahahahaha best tfln ever. this actually made me smile.
I suddenly have a hankering for racoon meat and a good old fashioned human hunt!!
I go after the M A C system scraps
It doesn't look like nothing, but for the record, I'm into it.
Oh I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong!
what's the D.E.N.N.I.S system?
12:22.. One of the best shows on earth lol.. OP... kudos my friend..
Mantis? I like that. From now on, call me Mantis!
Haha tight, give me the chicks address so I can bust the M.A.C. system
My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony!
And then naturaly.. We bang
I lovvvvve this show
nice. i would not shut up about kitten mittens last night.
in soviet Russia, the D.E.N.N.I.S system uses you properly.
god this show is fucking gold
I wish i could remember mac's system
love it! asip reference...right on.
" I'll have the milksteak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw"
TFLN and Sunny go together amazingly
If I could thumbs up this a million more times I would.
awwww shit youguysgotapool?
It's always sunny in philidelphia!
I think I'll just stick to stalking
very good. It's important to break off cleanly before they get your money or your sperm
Ohhhh shit Ben look it's a carnie.. ...you mean to tell me you got you face painted like a god damn frog person with no alterior motive ? ..I'm a lizzard .lolololol love this
Hahahahahaha this is my favorite one ever!!!!! It's always sunn FTW
im in love with this. and in love with its always sunny in Philly. <3
Have a couple of hundred dollar bills hangin out an a magnum condom for my monster dong
Hahahahahahah props to 706
Ahhhhh Hahahhahaha. Win!
Oh that's nice cause I prefer to use the WTF are you talking about method.
NO! I PAID YOU TO STAB HER!
Kitten mittens are the best.
kyle, you hav to be in there somewhere...wait did u post this?
Did your friend mac her after.
I thought u were my wingman.
Oh no, I'm swimming in your wake.
That's exactly what I wanted to hear right now
Yess you are the man!!!! I am putting it into effect beginning Friday
I feel like a cobb salad
What is the Dennis system
Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking e around
LMAO just saw that episode....this is funny!
No more thirds for frank.
Ok but I'm useing M.A.C.
My grandmother was a lesbian.
What's the Dennis system?
HAHAH i love it! best show ever.
Awful...worse system ever!
hahahahahaha the dennis system is so ridic.. i love that show
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system: America's sponsor of creeps and stalkers. As someone who has seriously has had a guy leave threatening phone calls and then was suddenly there to nuture me when I freaked out...please use with caution. 2 Restraining Orders later...something went really wrong with this plan
you got the HIV. aids...big time!
That is fucking amazing : ]
NO MORE THIRDS FOR FRANKIE! seconds, now!
gotta love sunny in philly(:
Hahahahaa. Great episode
706 thats what im talking about
i want know who said this because thats my area code
Try and re D.E.N.N.I.S
BEST SHOW EVER!!! I saw the Christmas Episode...I don't think it's even been aired yet. Love this show!! The Office too.
What did charliebdo in that episode??
You're my favorite person ever!!!
Yes, its always sunny.
This is amazing thank you for posting this.
Best show ever! Viva la sunny!
Whoops I dropped my monster condom for my monster dong
THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD.
...wait, is that rambo? Yeah yeah that's Rambo!
No, I made that up.
This is what men do... THIS IS WHAT MEN DO!!!
I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.
A true man ladies and gentlemen.
Best txt I have yet seen! Awsome episode too.
Yes. Your a champ. I'm gettin scraps haha