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Please share more info. Some of us prefer to use the M.A.C. system.
Magnums and $100 bills work better!!
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:
D - Demonstrate your value
E - Engage physically
N - Nurturing dependence
N - Neglect emotionally
I - Inspire hope
S - Separate entirely
love Always Sunny!
I'm Doctor Mantis Tobaggon. Your test came back; you have the HIV.
You've got the AIDS BIG TIME!
It's always sunny in Philadelphia...
Did you pay this man to stab me!!!???
It's from the TV show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
I do not believe that whatsover! And yes I am a chick.
Best show on earth!!! What's my secret?? Magnum condoms!
Dr. Mantis Tobaghan here. Dennis I have your test results and YES YOU DO HAVE THE HIV and the AIDS
no, you didn't, virgin
haha whoops i dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong
lmaooo besttt showww everrrr
I'm just here for the scraps. Call me "mantis"
I botched it! Give me some garbage to sop up the blood!
No charlie...your supposed to let her get stabbed and then when she's dying you try to bring her back to life and she should fall for you..
"you're the one that's good"
HAHAHAHA get raped bitch
I prefer the MAC system
Whoops. I accidently dropped my MAGNUM sized condom
Hells yeah! Shout outs from 404!!!
I wonder if Charlies system works......
Best. Text. Ever.
Did one of your friends M.A.C.
Mantis? I like that. From now on, call me Mantis!
I think I was the girl who was D.E.N.N.I.S.ed. I'm on to you.
ok so now i have the DENNIS system what is the MAC system?
Have you been breaking into my apartment and shoving hair in my sink?
I am beyond jealous at the moment. You sir are a man among men.
Hell yes. I love you.
If you can't use proper English; I must use my magnum.
This made me so happy. I love Sunny!
This is beyond amazing. Kudos to you!
i could watch it's always sunny all day long
Haha tight, give me the chicks address so I can bust the M.A.C. system
Anyone up for some wine in a Diet Coke can?
I have a bleached asshole... what? He was gonna find out anyway
I love It's Always Sunny!!
yeah whatever anonymous find a better dick then, right?
What the hell is the d.e.n.n.I .s system ??
BEST SHOW EVER!
Frank and his magnum condoms, god damn him...
Ahahaha!!! Always sunny LOVES IT!!!
god this show is fucking gold
It doesn't look like nothing, but for the record, I'm into it.
YES it's always sunny when you use the DE.N.N.I.S. system!
I suddenly have a hankering for racoon meat and a good old fashioned human hunt!!
in soviet Russia, the D.E.N.N.I.S system uses you properly.
My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony!
LMFAOOOOOO can't stop laughing lol
I wish i could remember mac's system
Oh I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong!
That's amazing haha. Sunny in phily
I lovvvvve this show
hahahahaha best tfln ever. this actually made me smile.
Ohhhh shit Ben look it's a carnie.. ...you mean to tell me you got you face painted like a god damn frog person with no alterior motive ? ..I'm a lizzard .lolololol love this
12:22.. One of the best shows on earth lol.. OP... kudos my friend..
love it! asip reference...right on.
I go after the M A C system scraps
nice. i would not shut up about kitten mittens last night.
If I could thumbs up this a million more times I would.
Have a couple of hundred dollar bills hangin out an a magnum condom for my monster dong
Hahahahahahah props to 706
TFLN and Sunny go together amazingly
Did your friend mac her after.
very good. It's important to break off cleanly before they get your money or your sperm
im in love with this. and in love with its always sunny in Philly. <3
What's the Dennis system?
kyle, you hav to be in there somewhere...wait did u post this?
what's the D.E.N.N.I.S system?
" I'll have the milksteak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw"
awwww shit youguysgotapool?
It's always sunny in philidelphia!
Ok but I'm useing M.A.C.
ooooh charlie, oh I wanted to eat that lady so bad.
Ahhhhh Hahahhahaha. Win!
Yess you are the man!!!! I am putting it into effect beginning Friday
That is fucking amazing : ]
I think I'll just stick to stalking
this is the best tfln ever.
I feel like a cobb salad
I thought u were my wingman.
Oh no, I'm swimming in your wake.
NO! I PAID YOU TO STAB HER!
Hahahahahaha this is my favorite one ever!!!!! It's always sunn FTW
hahahahahaha the dennis system is so ridic.. i love that show
Kitten mittens are the best.
That's exactly what I wanted to hear right now
HAHAH i love it! best show ever.
What is the Dennis system
My grandmother was a lesbian.
LMAO just saw that episode....this is funny!
No more thirds for frank.
Oh that's nice cause I prefer to use the WTF are you talking about method.
You're my favorite person ever!!!
And then naturaly.. We bang
gotta love sunny in philly(:
Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking e around
706 thats what im talking about
Awful...worse system ever!
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system: America's sponsor of creeps and stalkers. As someone who has seriously has had a guy leave threatening phone calls and then was suddenly there to nuture me when I freaked out...please use with caution. 2 Restraining Orders later...something went really wrong with this plan
NO MORE THIRDS FOR FRANKIE! seconds, now!
you got the HIV. aids...big time!
Hahahahaa. Great episode
What did charliebdo in that episode??
i want know who said this because thats my area code
BEST SHOW EVER!!! I saw the Christmas Episode...I don't think it's even been aired yet. Love this show!! The Office too.
Yes, its always sunny.
This is amazing thank you for posting this.
Try and re D.E.N.N.I.S
THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD.
...wait, is that rambo? Yeah yeah that's Rambo!
No, I made that up.
Best show ever! Viva la sunny!
Whoops I dropped my monster condom for my monster dong
I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.
This is what men do... THIS IS WHAT MEN DO!!!
A true man ladies and gentlemen.
Best txt I have yet seen! Awsome episode too.
Yes. Your a champ. I'm gettin scraps haha