Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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Please share more info. Some of us prefer to use the M.A.C. system.
Magnums and $100 bills work better!!
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:
D - Demonstrate your value
E - Engage physically
N - Nurturing dependence
N - Neglect emotionally
I - Inspire hope
S - Separate entirely
love Always Sunny!
It's always sunny in Philadelphia...
I'm Doctor Mantis Tobaggon. Your test came back; you have the HIV.
You've got the AIDS BIG TIME!
Did you pay this man to stab me!!!???
I do not believe that whatsover! And yes I am a chick.
It's from the TV show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
Best show on earth!!! What's my secret?? Magnum condoms!
Dr. Mantis Tobaghan here. Dennis I have your test results and YES YOU DO HAVE THE HIV and the AIDS
haha whoops i dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong
lmaooo besttt showww everrrr
I'm just here for the scraps. Call me "mantis"
This is beyond amazing. Kudos to you!
no, you didn't, virgin
No charlie...your supposed to let her get stabbed and then when she's dying you try to bring her back to life and she should fall for you..
I botched it! Give me some garbage to sop up the blood!
"you're the one that's good"
I prefer the MAC system
HAHAHAHA get raped bitch
Whoops. I accidently dropped my MAGNUM sized condom
Hells yeah! Shout outs from 404!!!
I wonder if Charlies system works......
Best. Text. Ever.
I think I was the girl who was D.E.N.N.I.S.ed. I'm on to you.
Have you been breaking into my apartment and shoving hair in my sink?
ok so now i have the DENNIS system what is the MAC system?
Did one of your friends M.A.C.
Hell yes. I love you.
BEST SHOW EVER!
Frank and his magnum condoms, god damn him...
YES it's always sunny when you use the DE.N.N.I.S. system!
I am beyond jealous at the moment. You sir are a man among men.
If you can't use proper English; I must use my magnum.
Mantis? I like that. From now on, call me Mantis!
This made me so happy. I love Sunny!
Anyone up for some wine in a Diet Coke can?
I have a bleached asshole... what? He was gonna find out anyway
yeah whatever anonymous find a better dick then, right?
I love It's Always Sunny!!
That's amazing haha. Sunny in phily
Haha tight, give me the chicks address so I can bust the M.A.C. system
i could watch it's always sunny all day long
Ahahaha!!! Always sunny LOVES IT!!!
What the hell is the d.e.n.n.I .s system ??
It doesn't look like nothing, but for the record, I'm into it.
I suddenly have a hankering for racoon meat and a good old fashioned human hunt!!
god this show is fucking gold
ooooh charlie, oh I wanted to eat that lady so bad.
in soviet Russia, the D.E.N.N.I.S system uses you properly.
I wish i could remember mac's system
hahahahaha best tfln ever. this actually made me smile.
I lovvvvve this show
LMFAOOOOOO can't stop laughing lol
Ohhhh shit Ben look it's a carnie.. ...you mean to tell me you got you face painted like a god damn frog person with no alterior motive ? ..I'm a lizzard .lolololol love this
Oh I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong!
12:22.. One of the best shows on earth lol.. OP... kudos my friend..
My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony!
nice. i would not shut up about kitten mittens last night.
I go after the M A C system scraps
this is the best tfln ever.
love it! asip reference...right on.
what's the D.E.N.N.I.S system?
If I could thumbs up this a million more times I would.
Have a couple of hundred dollar bills hangin out an a magnum condom for my monster dong
Hahahahahahah props to 706
very good. It's important to break off cleanly before they get your money or your sperm
TFLN and Sunny go together amazingly
im in love with this. and in love with its always sunny in Philly. <3
Kitten mittens are the best.
Did your friend mac her after.
" I'll have the milksteak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw"
It's always sunny in philidelphia!
kyle, you hav to be in there somewhere...wait did u post this?
Ahhhhh Hahahhahaha. Win!
awwww shit youguysgotapool?
What's the Dennis system?
And then naturaly.. We bang
I think I'll just stick to stalking
Yess you are the man!!!! I am putting it into effect beginning Friday
Hahahahahaha this is my favorite one ever!!!!! It's always sunn FTW
NO! I PAID YOU TO STAB HER!
I feel like a cobb salad
Ok but I'm useing M.A.C.
hahahahahaha the dennis system is so ridic.. i love that show
I thought u were my wingman.
Oh no, I'm swimming in your wake.
That's exactly what I wanted to hear right now
What is the Dennis system
That is fucking amazing : ]
HAHAH i love it! best show ever.
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system: America's sponsor of creeps and stalkers. As someone who has seriously has had a guy leave threatening phone calls and then was suddenly there to nuture me when I freaked out...please use with caution. 2 Restraining Orders later...something went really wrong with this plan
Oh that's nice cause I prefer to use the WTF are you talking about method.
No more thirds for frank.
LMAO just saw that episode....this is funny!
i want know who said this because thats my area code
My grandmother was a lesbian.
Hahahahaa. Great episode
Awful...worse system ever!
gotta love sunny in philly(:
Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking e around
706 thats what im talking about
You're my favorite person ever!!!
NO MORE THIRDS FOR FRANKIE! seconds, now!
you got the HIV. aids...big time!
BEST SHOW EVER!!! I saw the Christmas Episode...I don't think it's even been aired yet. Love this show!! The Office too.
What did charliebdo in that episode??
Yes, its always sunny.
This is amazing thank you for posting this.
Try and re D.E.N.N.I.S
THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD.
...wait, is that rambo? Yeah yeah that's Rambo!
No, I made that up.
Best show ever! Viva la sunny!
I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.
Whoops I dropped my monster condom for my monster dong
This is what men do... THIS IS WHAT MEN DO!!!
A true man ladies and gentlemen.
Best txt I have yet seen! Awsome episode too.
Yes. Your a champ. I'm gettin scraps haha