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Please share more info. Some of us prefer to use the M.A.C. system.
Magnums and $100 bills work better!!
It's always sunny in Philadelphia...
I'm Doctor Mantis Tobaggon. Your test came back; you have the HIV.
You've got the AIDS BIG TIME!
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:
D - Demonstrate your value
E - Engage physically
N - Nurturing dependence
N - Neglect emotionally
I - Inspire hope
S - Separate entirely
love Always Sunny!
This is beyond amazing. Kudos to you!
I do not believe that whatsover! And yes I am a chick.
Did you pay this man to stab me!!!???
I prefer the MAC system
haha whoops i dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong
No charlie...your supposed to let her get stabbed and then when she's dying you try to bring her back to life and she should fall for you..
no, you didn't, virgin
"you're the one that's good"
lmaooo besttt showww everrrr
Dr. Mantis Tobaghan here. Dennis I have your test results and YES YOU DO HAVE THE HIV and the AIDS
Best show on earth!!! What's my secret?? Magnum condoms!
It's from the TV show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
I'm just here for the scraps. Call me "mantis"
Have you been breaking into my apartment and shoving hair in my sink?
I botched it! Give me some garbage to sop up the blood!
Whoops. I accidently dropped my MAGNUM sized condom
Hells yeah! Shout outs from 404!!!
I wonder if Charlies system works......
Hell yes. I love you.
Anyone up for some wine in a Diet Coke can?
Did one of your friends M.A.C.
This made me so happy. I love Sunny!
YES it's always sunny when you use the DE.N.N.I.S. system!
ooooh charlie, oh I wanted to eat that lady so bad.
I think I was the girl who was D.E.N.N.I.S.ed. I'm on to you.
I am beyond jealous at the moment. You sir are a man among men.
Best. Text. Ever.
HAHAHAHA get raped bitch
I have a bleached asshole... what? He was gonna find out anyway
I love It's Always Sunny!!
If you can't use proper English; I must use my magnum.
That's amazing haha. Sunny in phily
hahahahaha best tfln ever. this actually made me smile.
I go after the M A C system scraps
I suddenly have a hankering for racoon meat and a good old fashioned human hunt!!
What the hell is the d.e.n.n.I .s system ??
BEST SHOW EVER!
Frank and his magnum condoms, god damn him...
i could watch it's always sunny all day long
yeah whatever anonymous find a better dick then, right?
LMFAOOOOOO can't stop laughing lol
this is the best tfln ever.
It doesn't look like nothing, but for the record, I'm into it.
Ahahaha!!! Always sunny LOVES IT!!!
what's the D.E.N.N.I.S system?
Oh I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong!
My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony!
ok so now i have the DENNIS system what is the MAC system?
12:22.. One of the best shows on earth lol.. OP... kudos my friend..
I lovvvvve this show
nice. i would not shut up about kitten mittens last night.
It's always sunny in philidelphia!
Haha tight, give me the chicks address so I can bust the M.A.C. system
Mantis? I like that. From now on, call me Mantis!
god this show is fucking gold
" I'll have the milksteak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw"
And then naturaly.. We bang
in soviet Russia, the D.E.N.N.I.S system uses you properly.
TFLN and Sunny go together amazingly
love it! asip reference...right on.
I wish i could remember mac's system
awwww shit youguysgotapool?
If I could thumbs up this a million more times I would.
Hahahahahaha this is my favorite one ever!!!!! It's always sunn FTW
Ahhhhh Hahahhahaha. Win!
Ohhhh shit Ben look it's a carnie.. ...you mean to tell me you got you face painted like a god damn frog person with no alterior motive ? ..I'm a lizzard .lolololol love this
I thought u were my wingman.
Oh no, I'm swimming in your wake.
Oh that's nice cause I prefer to use the WTF are you talking about method.
Kitten mittens are the best.
I think I'll just stick to stalking
That's exactly what I wanted to hear right now
very good. It's important to break off cleanly before they get your money or your sperm
NO! I PAID YOU TO STAB HER!
im in love with this. and in love with its always sunny in Philly. <3
Have a couple of hundred dollar bills hangin out an a magnum condom for my monster dong
Hahahahahahah props to 706
LMAO just saw that episode....this is funny!
Yess you are the man!!!! I am putting it into effect beginning Friday
No more thirds for frank.
Did your friend mac her after.
kyle, you hav to be in there somewhere...wait did u post this?
Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking e around
Ok but I'm useing M.A.C.
HAHAH i love it! best show ever.
I feel like a cobb salad
Awful...worse system ever!
hahahahahaha the dennis system is so ridic.. i love that show
NO MORE THIRDS FOR FRANKIE! seconds, now!
What is the Dennis system
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system: America's sponsor of creeps and stalkers. As someone who has seriously has had a guy leave threatening phone calls and then was suddenly there to nuture me when I freaked out...please use with caution. 2 Restraining Orders later...something went really wrong with this plan
My grandmother was a lesbian.
you got the HIV. aids...big time!
What's the Dennis system?
That is fucking amazing : ]
BEST SHOW EVER!!! I saw the Christmas Episode...I don't think it's even been aired yet. Love this show!! The Office too.
gotta love sunny in philly(:
Hahahahaa. Great episode
Yes, its always sunny.
This is amazing thank you for posting this.
Try and re D.E.N.N.I.S
706 thats what im talking about
You're my favorite person ever!!!
i want know who said this because thats my area code
Whoops I dropped my monster condom for my monster dong
Best show ever! Viva la sunny!
What did charliebdo in that episode??
THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD.
...wait, is that rambo? Yeah yeah that's Rambo!
No, I made that up.
This is what men do... THIS IS WHAT MEN DO!!!
I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.
Best txt I have yet seen! Awsome episode too.
Yes. Your a champ. I'm gettin scraps haha
A true man ladies and gentlemen.