Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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Please share more info. Some of us prefer to use the M.A.C. system.
Magnums and $100 bills work better!!
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:
D - Demonstrate your value
E - Engage physically
N - Nurturing dependence
N - Neglect emotionally
I - Inspire hope
S - Separate entirely
love Always Sunny!
It's always sunny in Philadelphia...
I'm Doctor Mantis Tobaggon. Your test came back; you have the HIV.
You've got the AIDS BIG TIME!
Did you pay this man to stab me!!!???
I do not believe that whatsover! And yes I am a chick.
This is beyond amazing. Kudos to you!
Dr. Mantis Tobaghan here. Dennis I have your test results and YES YOU DO HAVE THE HIV and the AIDS
Best show on earth!!! What's my secret?? Magnum condoms!
It's from the TV show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
haha whoops i dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong
lmaooo besttt showww everrrr
I'm just here for the scraps. Call me "mantis"
no, you didn't, virgin
"you're the one that's good"
No charlie...your supposed to let her get stabbed and then when she's dying you try to bring her back to life and she should fall for you..
I prefer the MAC system
I botched it! Give me some garbage to sop up the blood!
YES it's always sunny when you use the DE.N.N.I.S. system!
Whoops. I accidently dropped my MAGNUM sized condom
HAHAHAHA get raped bitch
Hells yeah! Shout outs from 404!!!
I wonder if Charlies system works......
Best. Text. Ever.
I think I was the girl who was D.E.N.N.I.S.ed. I'm on to you.
Hell yes. I love you.
ok so now i have the DENNIS system what is the MAC system?
Have you been breaking into my apartment and shoving hair in my sink?
I am beyond jealous at the moment. You sir are a man among men.
BEST SHOW EVER!
Frank and his magnum condoms, god damn him...
Did one of your friends M.A.C.
If you can't use proper English; I must use my magnum.
ooooh charlie, oh I wanted to eat that lady so bad.
yeah whatever anonymous find a better dick then, right?
Anyone up for some wine in a Diet Coke can?
I have a bleached asshole... what? He was gonna find out anyway
That's amazing haha. Sunny in phily
This made me so happy. I love Sunny!
I love It's Always Sunny!!
Haha tight, give me the chicks address so I can bust the M.A.C. system
i could watch it's always sunny all day long
this is the best tfln ever.
Mantis? I like that. From now on, call me Mantis!
Ahahaha!!! Always sunny LOVES IT!!!
What the hell is the d.e.n.n.I .s system ??
It doesn't look like nothing, but for the record, I'm into it.
I suddenly have a hankering for racoon meat and a good old fashioned human hunt!!
god this show is fucking gold
in soviet Russia, the D.E.N.N.I.S system uses you properly.
hahahahaha best tfln ever. this actually made me smile.
I lovvvvve this show
LMFAOOOOOO can't stop laughing lol
I wish i could remember mac's system
Oh I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong!
12:22.. One of the best shows on earth lol.. OP... kudos my friend..
My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony!
nice. i would not shut up about kitten mittens last night.
I go after the M A C system scraps
love it! asip reference...right on.
And then naturaly.. We bang
Ohhhh shit Ben look it's a carnie.. ...you mean to tell me you got you face painted like a god damn frog person with no alterior motive ? ..I'm a lizzard .lolololol love this
what's the D.E.N.N.I.S system?
Have a couple of hundred dollar bills hangin out an a magnum condom for my monster dong
Hahahahahahah props to 706
TFLN and Sunny go together amazingly
If I could thumbs up this a million more times I would.
very good. It's important to break off cleanly before they get your money or your sperm
im in love with this. and in love with its always sunny in Philly. <3
Kitten mittens are the best.
" I'll have the milksteak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw"
It's always sunny in philidelphia!
Did your friend mac her after.
Ahhhhh Hahahhahaha. Win!
awwww shit youguysgotapool?
Yess you are the man!!!! I am putting it into effect beginning Friday
I think I'll just stick to stalking
kyle, you hav to be in there somewhere...wait did u post this?
Hahahahahaha this is my favorite one ever!!!!! It's always sunn FTW
NO! I PAID YOU TO STAB HER!
I feel like a cobb salad
hahahahahaha the dennis system is so ridic.. i love that show
What's the Dennis system?
That's exactly what I wanted to hear right now
What is the Dennis system
I thought u were my wingman.
Oh no, I'm swimming in your wake.
Ok but I'm useing M.A.C.
No more thirds for frank.
Oh that's nice cause I prefer to use the WTF are you talking about method.
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system: America's sponsor of creeps and stalkers. As someone who has seriously has had a guy leave threatening phone calls and then was suddenly there to nuture me when I freaked out...please use with caution. 2 Restraining Orders later...something went really wrong with this plan
HAHAH i love it! best show ever.
LMAO just saw that episode....this is funny!
i want know who said this because thats my area code
My grandmother was a lesbian.
Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking e around
gotta love sunny in philly(:
Awful...worse system ever!
Hahahahaa. Great episode
That is fucking amazing : ]
706 thats what im talking about
you got the HIV. aids...big time!
NO MORE THIRDS FOR FRANKIE! seconds, now!
BEST SHOW EVER!!! I saw the Christmas Episode...I don't think it's even been aired yet. Love this show!! The Office too.
What did charliebdo in that episode??
You're my favorite person ever!!!
Yes, its always sunny.
This is amazing thank you for posting this.
Try and re D.E.N.N.I.S
THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD.
...wait, is that rambo? Yeah yeah that's Rambo!
No, I made that up.
Best show ever! Viva la sunny!
I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.
This is what men do... THIS IS WHAT MEN DO!!!
Whoops I dropped my monster condom for my monster dong
A true man ladies and gentlemen.
Best txt I have yet seen! Awsome episode too.
Yes. Your a champ. I'm gettin scraps haha