Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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Please share more info. Some of us prefer to use the M.A.C. system.
Magnums and $100 bills work better!!
I'm Doctor Mantis Tobaggon. Your test came back; you have the HIV.
You've got the AIDS BIG TIME!
It's always sunny in Philadelphia...
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:
D - Demonstrate your value
E - Engage physically
N - Nurturing dependence
N - Neglect emotionally
I - Inspire hope
S - Separate entirely
love Always Sunny!
This is beyond amazing. Kudos to you!
I do not believe that whatsover! And yes I am a chick.
Did you pay this man to stab me!!!???
haha whoops i dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong
I prefer the MAC system
No charlie...your supposed to let her get stabbed and then when she's dying you try to bring her back to life and she should fall for you..
"you're the one that's good"
no, you didn't, virgin
lmaooo besttt showww everrrr
Best show on earth!!! What's my secret?? Magnum condoms!
It's from the TV show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
I'm just here for the scraps. Call me "mantis"
Dr. Mantis Tobaghan here. Dennis I have your test results and YES YOU DO HAVE THE HIV and the AIDS
Have you been breaking into my apartment and shoving hair in my sink?
I botched it! Give me some garbage to sop up the blood!
Whoops. I accidently dropped my MAGNUM sized condom
Anyone up for some wine in a Diet Coke can?
Hell yes. I love you.
Hells yeah! Shout outs from 404!!!
Did one of your friends M.A.C.
I wonder if Charlies system works......
This made me so happy. I love Sunny!
I think I was the girl who was D.E.N.N.I.S.ed. I'm on to you.
ooooh charlie, oh I wanted to eat that lady so bad.
YES it's always sunny when you use the DE.N.N.I.S. system!
Best. Text. Ever.
I love It's Always Sunny!!
I am beyond jealous at the moment. You sir are a man among men.
I have a bleached asshole... what? He was gonna find out anyway
HAHAHAHA get raped bitch
If you can't use proper English; I must use my magnum.
That's amazing haha. Sunny in phily
BEST SHOW EVER!
Frank and his magnum condoms, god damn him...
What the hell is the d.e.n.n.I .s system ??
I go after the M A C system scraps
I suddenly have a hankering for racoon meat and a good old fashioned human hunt!!
yeah whatever anonymous find a better dick then, right?
hahahahaha best tfln ever. this actually made me smile.
LMFAOOOOOO can't stop laughing lol
It doesn't look like nothing, but for the record, I'm into it.
this is the best tfln ever.
Ahahaha!!! Always sunny LOVES IT!!!
i could watch it's always sunny all day long
what's the D.E.N.N.I.S system?
ok so now i have the DENNIS system what is the MAC system?
My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony!
Oh I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong!
I lovvvvve this show
12:22.. One of the best shows on earth lol.. OP... kudos my friend..
nice. i would not shut up about kitten mittens last night.
Haha tight, give me the chicks address so I can bust the M.A.C. system
Mantis? I like that. From now on, call me Mantis!
And then naturaly.. We bang
It's always sunny in philidelphia!
" I'll have the milksteak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw"
god this show is fucking gold
in soviet Russia, the D.E.N.N.I.S system uses you properly.
TFLN and Sunny go together amazingly
love it! asip reference...right on.
awwww shit youguysgotapool?
I wish i could remember mac's system
If I could thumbs up this a million more times I would.
Oh that's nice cause I prefer to use the WTF are you talking about method.
Kitten mittens are the best.
Ohhhh shit Ben look it's a carnie.. ...you mean to tell me you got you face painted like a god damn frog person with no alterior motive ? ..I'm a lizzard .lolololol love this
I think I'll just stick to stalking
Ahhhhh Hahahhahaha. Win!
Hahahahahaha this is my favorite one ever!!!!! It's always sunn FTW
I thought u were my wingman.
Oh no, I'm swimming in your wake.
very good. It's important to break off cleanly before they get your money or your sperm
That's exactly what I wanted to hear right now
NO! I PAID YOU TO STAB HER!
LMAO just saw that episode....this is funny!
Yess you are the man!!!! I am putting it into effect beginning Friday
HAHAH i love it! best show ever.
im in love with this. and in love with its always sunny in Philly. <3
Did your friend mac her after.
No more thirds for frank.
kyle, you hav to be in there somewhere...wait did u post this?
Ok but I'm useing M.A.C.
Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking e around
Have a couple of hundred dollar bills hangin out an a magnum condom for my monster dong
Hahahahahahah props to 706
I feel like a cobb salad
Awful...worse system ever!
hahahahahaha the dennis system is so ridic.. i love that show
What is the Dennis system
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system: America's sponsor of creeps and stalkers. As someone who has seriously has had a guy leave threatening phone calls and then was suddenly there to nuture me when I freaked out...please use with caution. 2 Restraining Orders later...something went really wrong with this plan
NO MORE THIRDS FOR FRANKIE! seconds, now!
What's the Dennis system?
you got the HIV. aids...big time!
That is fucking amazing : ]
My grandmother was a lesbian.
BEST SHOW EVER!!! I saw the Christmas Episode...I don't think it's even been aired yet. Love this show!! The Office too.
gotta love sunny in philly(:
Try and re D.E.N.N.I.S
Yes, its always sunny.
This is amazing thank you for posting this.
706 thats what im talking about
You're my favorite person ever!!!
Hahahahaa. Great episode
i want know who said this because thats my area code
Best show ever! Viva la sunny!
Whoops I dropped my monster condom for my monster dong
What did charliebdo in that episode??
THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD.
...wait, is that rambo? Yeah yeah that's Rambo!
No, I made that up.
This is what men do... THIS IS WHAT MEN DO!!!
I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.
Best txt I have yet seen! Awsome episode too.
Yes. Your a champ. I'm gettin scraps haha
A true man ladies and gentlemen.