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Please share more info. Some of us prefer to use the M.A.C. system.
Magnums and $100 bills work better!!
It's always sunny in Philadelphia...
I'm Doctor Mantis Tobaggon. Your test came back; you have the HIV.
You've got the AIDS BIG TIME!
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:
D - Demonstrate your value
E - Engage physically
N - Nurturing dependence
N - Neglect emotionally
I - Inspire hope
S - Separate entirely
love Always Sunny!
This is beyond amazing. Kudos to you!
I do not believe that whatsover! And yes I am a chick.
Did you pay this man to stab me!!!???
I prefer the MAC system
No charlie...your supposed to let her get stabbed and then when she's dying you try to bring her back to life and she should fall for you..
haha whoops i dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong
no, you didn't, virgin
"you're the one that's good"
lmaooo besttt showww everrrr
Dr. Mantis Tobaghan here. Dennis I have your test results and YES YOU DO HAVE THE HIV and the AIDS
Best show on earth!!! What's my secret?? Magnum condoms!
It's from the TV show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
I'm just here for the scraps. Call me "mantis"
Have you been breaking into my apartment and shoving hair in my sink?
Whoops. I accidently dropped my MAGNUM sized condom
I botched it! Give me some garbage to sop up the blood!
Hell yes. I love you.
Hells yeah! Shout outs from 404!!!
I wonder if Charlies system works......
Anyone up for some wine in a Diet Coke can?
Did one of your friends M.A.C.
Best. Text. Ever.
This made me so happy. I love Sunny!
ooooh charlie, oh I wanted to eat that lady so bad.
YES it's always sunny when you use the DE.N.N.I.S. system!
I think I was the girl who was D.E.N.N.I.S.ed. I'm on to you.
I am beyond jealous at the moment. You sir are a man among men.
HAHAHAHA get raped bitch
I have a bleached asshole... what? He was gonna find out anyway
I love It's Always Sunny!!
That's amazing haha. Sunny in phily
If you can't use proper English; I must use my magnum.
i could watch it's always sunny all day long
hahahahaha best tfln ever. this actually made me smile.
I go after the M A C system scraps
I suddenly have a hankering for racoon meat and a good old fashioned human hunt!!
LMFAOOOOOO can't stop laughing lol
yeah whatever anonymous find a better dick then, right?
BEST SHOW EVER!
Frank and his magnum condoms, god damn him...
What the hell is the d.e.n.n.I .s system ??
It doesn't look like nothing, but for the record, I'm into it.
this is the best tfln ever.
nice. i would not shut up about kitten mittens last night.
Ahahaha!!! Always sunny LOVES IT!!!
what's the D.E.N.N.I.S system?
Oh I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong!
My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony!
12:22.. One of the best shows on earth lol.. OP... kudos my friend..
ok so now i have the DENNIS system what is the MAC system?
I lovvvvve this show
Haha tight, give me the chicks address so I can bust the M.A.C. system
in soviet Russia, the D.E.N.N.I.S system uses you properly.
It's always sunny in philidelphia!
Mantis? I like that. From now on, call me Mantis!
god this show is fucking gold
" I'll have the milksteak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw"
And then naturaly.. We bang
TFLN and Sunny go together amazingly
love it! asip reference...right on.
I wish i could remember mac's system
If I could thumbs up this a million more times I would.
Kitten mittens are the best.
awwww shit youguysgotapool?
Have a couple of hundred dollar bills hangin out an a magnum condom for my monster dong
Hahahahahahah props to 706
I thought u were my wingman.
Oh no, I'm swimming in your wake.
Hahahahahaha this is my favorite one ever!!!!! It's always sunn FTW
Ohhhh shit Ben look it's a carnie.. ...you mean to tell me you got you face painted like a god damn frog person with no alterior motive ? ..I'm a lizzard .lolololol love this
Oh that's nice cause I prefer to use the WTF are you talking about method.
Ahhhhh Hahahhahaha. Win!
I think I'll just stick to stalking
very good. It's important to break off cleanly before they get your money or your sperm
Yess you are the man!!!! I am putting it into effect beginning Friday
That's exactly what I wanted to hear right now
NO! I PAID YOU TO STAB HER!
im in love with this. and in love with its always sunny in Philly. <3
Ok but I'm useing M.A.C.
LMAO just saw that episode....this is funny!
Did your friend mac her after.
NO MORE THIRDS FOR FRANKIE! seconds, now!
No more thirds for frank.
kyle, you hav to be in there somewhere...wait did u post this?
Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking e around
HAHAH i love it! best show ever.
I feel like a cobb salad
Awful...worse system ever!
What's the Dennis system?
hahahahahaha the dennis system is so ridic.. i love that show
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system: America's sponsor of creeps and stalkers. As someone who has seriously has had a guy leave threatening phone calls and then was suddenly there to nuture me when I freaked out...please use with caution. 2 Restraining Orders later...something went really wrong with this plan
What is the Dennis system
My grandmother was a lesbian.
you got the HIV. aids...big time!
That is fucking amazing : ]
BEST SHOW EVER!!! I saw the Christmas Episode...I don't think it's even been aired yet. Love this show!! The Office too.
Hahahahaa. Great episode
gotta love sunny in philly(:
You're my favorite person ever!!!
Yes, its always sunny.
This is amazing thank you for posting this.
Try and re D.E.N.N.I.S
706 thats what im talking about
i want know who said this because thats my area code
Whoops I dropped my monster condom for my monster dong
Best show ever! Viva la sunny!
What did charliebdo in that episode??
THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD.
...wait, is that rambo? Yeah yeah that's Rambo!
No, I made that up.
This is what men do... THIS IS WHAT MEN DO!!!
I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.
Best txt I have yet seen! Awsome episode too.
Yes. Your a champ. I'm gettin scraps haha
A true man ladies and gentlemen.