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  • You fuckers are dumb. The first text meant pusssssssy like lots of pus. The second pointed that out. Its funny because the mistake makes everything awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Ahaha that's too funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:16pm
  • 951, a few minutes? dude, i think you might be slow. just sayin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:53pm
  • HAHAHA this is hilarious. Innocent mistake gone so wrong...

    Submitted by GKay on Feb 2, 10 at 8:46pm
  • seriously, thats funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Wow that was beautiful! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:46pm
  • Before I read the reply text I was like oh my god gross. But now It's just hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:45pm
  • hahahahahah this is one of the funniest ones ive read!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:28am
  • At the hospital, we always have to write "pus-like discharge." Even doctors laugh and/or mispronounce "pussy discharge."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:17pm
  • dont worry 951...took me a few minutes to get it too hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Hahaha this is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:52pm
  • 1130: she does really have a blister. it's just not on her pussy. you're a moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:32pm
  • you had me at pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:02am
  • that is sooooo funny. i love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:10pm
  • I laughed for about 10 minutes at this. It is too funny. OMG!! I am so gonna tell all my friends.

    Submitted by melynn11684 on Jan 18, 10 at 6:09am
  • Hey 9:23. I know the people that entered this text, and it's real. I saw it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:25am
  • HAH. I get it... That took me a minute.... Haha...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:49am
  • Hahahahaha at first I didn't get it but I do now lmaooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:55am
  • I read it as vaginal blister at first. Lmfao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Lmfao! I was like "ew WTF?!" at first, but haha. Wish I coulda seen the response!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:20am
  • Lmao this is funny as hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:26pm
  • One of the funniest TFNL ever. This is great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:51pm
  • Purulent would be the preferred adjective here, not pussy.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:22pm
  • Leave it to the people in Texas to be gross weirdos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:17am
  • lmfao THAT is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:20pm
  • I think it means that she wants to get laid, needle dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:39pm
  • At first I was like EW! WTF?!? And then I was like "OH! LOL!" after I read the reply text Very good entry!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:51am
  • Wow this is discusting and funny at the same time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:47am
  • lulz. it took me a few minutes but i finally got it. NOW it's funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:51pm
  • This is nasty!!! I would just leave that pussy afte ri read that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:42pm
  • HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:32am
  • rofl thats hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:04pm
  • Ahahhahahahahah hahahah OMG That was halarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:23am
  • That is fucking disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Bad bad BAD BAD BAD. Oh my fucking god. BADDD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Teehee you're a punny one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:44am
  • Lmao that is fuckin hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:27am
  • Pussy blister = pus-filled blister Though I don't get why the guy would be excited to poke at it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:14am
  • That took me forever to get. I just thought it was kinky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:13pm
  • bahaha shows their good friendship, i pop my friends blackheads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:12pm
  • 11:12 is STUPIDDD haha they didn't understand the joke in the text DUMBASSSS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:36pm
  • I laughed so hard I cried!! Omg!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:39pm
  • Hahaha this one is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:29am
  • Best one in a long while...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:02pm
  • This is a good one!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:39pm
  • This is fuckin hilarious!!! I've got a chick friend who I can see saying this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:04am
  • hahahaha!! so far funniest ive ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:29am
  • that's some funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:54pm
  • omg, this one made me cry! too funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:14pm
  • I love how word arrangment would have helped so much in this text!\nJust like punctuation.\nCrazzzzy!!!!

    Submitted by sgmyers on Jul 1, 10 at 1:36am
  • okay you guys are weird!! BUT I LIKE YOU!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:03am
  • Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:27am
  • lick my blister..bitch...oh and im like 74th BITCh -cunt punter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:48am
  • 10:39 hahaha great follow-up. Very witty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:55am
  • Absolutely hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:50am
  • Hahahaha funny as hell..... Didn't get it at first but then I got it and couldn't stop laughing my ass off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:45am
  • Either way .... Gross !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:18pm
  • This is by far the best tfln I have seen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:10am
  • I love this post. A simple type can make a tremendous difference in the meaning! A pussy blister is kind of kinky. A blister filled with pus is gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:02am
  • someone has a case of herpes!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Bahaha that's a Dallas number! Way to represent lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:07am
  • That is the funniest thing I've read here in a loooong time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:48am
  • i dont mind popping my own feet blisters, but they're never filled with PUS, theyre filled with water...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:26pm
  • hilarious. confusing at first but that makes it even more hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:16am
  • hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha i havnt laughed this hard in awhile. (1-214): I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope hahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:35pm
  • HAHAHA that's awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:30pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:00pm
  • most be a rower . . . they love to pop blisters!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:18pm
  • haaha. this took me a second. but LMFAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:21pm
  • Yes the strangest couples are in Dallas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:40am
  • Some of u dumb asses think she really has a blister your so dumb read it a few times over and think wrong illl get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:30pm
  • That is freaking disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:53pm
  • WTF, who in their right mind would think a pussy blister is kinky??? What would be kinky about it? that you can physically see it pulsating and while simultaneously staring at it, it pops in ur face? Sick bastard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:53am
  • I don't think it necessarily means a guy and girl. I feel like this is something a girl would text her best friend.. Either way.. Hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Maybe they mean both. Pussy and pus filled. Either way is nasty, but yet this one is so funny. Way to represent, 940 right here!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:39am
  • Dude a pussy bluster is not kinky at all, wtf dude?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:42am
  • She meant pus you idiots! And this is hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:28am
  • that was hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:11pm
  • rofl.....pretty funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:28am
  • Haha great. I had to read it like 5 times before I understood at least I think I understand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:53pm
  • I have absolutely no clue what this is suposed to mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:41pm
  • LMAO that one took me a good 2 minutes to quit laughing!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:57pm
  • If it took you longer than 20 seconds to get this, you might be a tard. Drink bleach immediately. Oh, and funny! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:25am
  • ahhaha i think that's herpes. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:14pm
  • That is one of the funniest ones I have seen on this sight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:09pm
  • This was easily the grossest thing I've ever read here until I realized what it was supposed to mean. Still pretty gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:50pm
  • Haaaaaaaaa haha omg haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:00am
  • Top ten most hilarious TFLN of all time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:59am
  • Best one Ive ever read!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:48pm
  • That is soo fucking gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:37am
  • That was a true lol. Super funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:32pm
  • Haha, nice Freudian slip!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Fakety fake fake u unfunny jokey jokemaker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:23pm